Analysis of the Sniper Update Actually a Spy MEGATHREAD - Games

This is a SNIPER IS ACTUALLY SPY update thread which is made to prevent those dozens of threads made for one particular source of information. This is instead a megathread to have a nice compilation of theories and evidence which shows the sniper as a blatent lie. To start off I am writing a TEN PART series discussing many things from Valve's official news and how every one of their statements are hints toward the revealing spy. [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/analysis-of-sniper-news/]Part 1: A disection of Some Sniper News[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-2/]Part 2: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 1: First unlockable Weapon[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-3/]Part 3: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 2: New Maps[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-4/]Part 4: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 3: Second Unlockable Weapon[/url] [url=http://threefourt.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/analysis-of-the-sniper-update-pt-5/]Part 5: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 4: Spy Catalog[/url] Part 6: Some Sniper Update Truth Part 7: Interviews with important people concerning Sniper Updates Part 8: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 5: Unnanounced Part 9: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 6: Unnanounced Part 10: The Truth Please help populate this thread with your CRAAAAAAAAZY ideas and theories about why the sniper update is a spy. *Note: I do not support any other updates actually being a spy. Solely the sniper with reasons seen in my blog. This is NOT a flame thread.

Thank you, this was needed. But I still have my suspicions about this... Maybe Valve trolled us all along :v: Edit: My good sir, you were right all along. [img]http://rainbowsphere.oniichannoecchi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/hi5.jpg[/img] And the flamers/trolls/retards/naysayers, [i]You got told[/i]

Interesting bullshit, wonder what you'll say when it wasn't the spy update /complimentary first guy to talk trash

There will be a spy update with the sniper. Guarantee it. There is no other logic than simple I AM NOT WRONG.

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15080485]There will be a spy update with the sniper. Guarantee it. There is no other logic than simple I AM NOT WRONG.[/QUOTE] what do we get if there isn't e-sex doesn't help

[QUOTE=X-Bot_30K;15080490]what do we get if there isn't e-sex doesn't help[/QUOTE] I get to be ridiculed by my fellow peers. Is there any greater humiliation?

You could be wrong about it being the spy update. Everyone thought this during the scout update as well. Unless you're actually joking about all of this. Hmm... no, no, that couldn't be it.

[QUOTE=whazat!!!;15080508]You could be wrong about it being the spy update. Everyone thought this during the scout update as well.[/QUOTE] BUT I DIDN'T. I have guessed ever update yet so far, spy was supposed to be next, FOLLOWED by sniper by my assumptions. Having this update with both sniper and spy would not prove me wrong, and I would continue my triumph of being right all the time.

Sigh. Valve isn't stupid. They don't try to give information that isn't there. They're obviously having fun fucking with the minds of the people who think "OMG there is a slightly off drawing must be a spy update".

Doubt it

The writer is a retard.

Holy shit. Did we need another of these threads? IT'S NOT THE SPY UPDATE. VALVE IS FUCKING WITH YOU. And if I'm wrong I get to be ridiculed by my fellow peers hurf durf! :downs: I guess since every little thing Valve puts out must immediately mean there's going to be an update about it, I guess that "TF2 MMO" is going to happen too, huh. :downs::downs:

[QUOTE=Shugo;15080552]Holy shit. Did we need another of these threads? IT'S NOT THE SPY UPDATE. VALVE IS FUCKING WITH YOU. And if I'm wrong I get to be ridiculed by my fellow peers hurf durf! :downs: [/QUOTE] the point is to stop everyone from making a thread simply because they found some new thing regarding this subject. Instead, this thread is to keep all those together so we can have the front page kind of clean.

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15080571]the point is to stop everyone from making a thread simply because they found some new thing regarding this subject. Instead, this thread is to keep all those together so we can have the front page kind of clean.[/QUOTE] Then why didn't you post this in the existing thread about it? Just because it didn't say "MEGATHREAD" doesn't mean everybody's going to disregard it. Also thanks for the frown rating.

[QUOTE=Magnitude;15080529]Sigh. Valve isn't stupid. They don't try to give information that isn't there. They're obviously having fun fucking with the minds of the people who think "OMG there is a slightly off drawing must be a spy update".[/QUOTE] The scout update included an image of our new payload map. Whose to say these simply aren't teasers for the next update? Like I said before, this update is going to include the sniper, just the spy is going to tag along. They also said this will be a very large update, not including the headgear update which was planning to come before hand.

Again - The Spy's revolver IS diffrent. It looks like a Peacemaker revolver or something: [img]http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/revolver-edit1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.marstar.ca/gf-pietta/images/Splash-1873-450px.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15080581]The scout update included an image of our new payload map. Whose to say these simply aren't teasers for the next update? Like I said before, this update is going to include the sniper, just the spy is going to tag along. They also said this will be a very large update, not including the headgear update which was planning to come before hand.[/QUOTE] Then if it's a teaser for the next update, it's a teaser for the next update. You were wrong for once in your life. Live with it.

[QUOTE=Shugo;15080580]Then why didn't you post this in the existing thread about it? Just because it didn't say "MEGATHREAD" doesn't mean everybody's going to disregard it. Also thanks for the frown rating.[/QUOTE] Frowny for flaming.

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15080589]Frowny for flaming.[/QUOTE] For flaming what. For me [i]being a[/i] flaming [i]faggot[/i]? My sexuality may be debatable, but I certainly wasn't flaming anybody else. Just because somebody believes that you are wrong does not mean they are flaming you.

[QUOTE=Shugo;15080599]Just because somebody believes that you are wrong does not mean they are flaming you.[/QUOTE] I feel like making a joke about closet homosexuality, but I would rather not [i]flame[/i]. Examples of flaming you have commited in this thread: [quote=shugo] IT'S NOT THE SPY UPDATE. VALVE IS FUCKING WITH YOU. And if I'm wrong I get to be ridiculed by my fellow peers hurf durf! [/quote] Sounds pretty hostile to me.

I can't tell if you are being serious or if it's satire. You seem so serious. D:

[QUOTE=zzzdude;15080609]I feel like making a joke about closet homosexuality, but I would rather not [i]flame[/i].[/QUOTE] Okay.

[QUOTE=lordofthefat;15080611]I can't tell if you are being serious or if it's satire. You seem so serious. D:[/QUOTE] Thanks :D

LISTEN TO THIS MAN We're getting a Spy update. I can feel it in my lumbago.

So, what does that feel like? Is it a pinching or a fuzzy feeling? Because mine's a bit fuzzy at the moment.

1117 points of fakeness on valves part.

[QUOTE=lordofthefat;15080637]So, what does that feel like? Is it a pinching or a fuzzy feeling? Because mine's a bit fuzzy at the moment.[/QUOTE] It's more of a dull throb.

Not this shit again.

Man you seem to bitch about valve stealing *your* ideas.... Did you not ever, EVER think that valve had thought of a shield, sawblades or a dual payload map? tf2 took a while to make im fairly sure that these ideas would have come across valves mind at some point in time. Also you are overlooking the blog posts WAY to much. Just because theres a little picture that shouldnt really be there DOESNT MEAN ITS THE SPY UPDATE!!!!!

[QUOTE=tHePiNkPeDo;15081001]Man you seem to bitch about valve stealing *your* ideas.... Did you not ever, EVER think that the idea of a shield, sawblades or a dual payload map? tf2 took a while to make im fairly sure that these ideas would have come across valves mind at some point in time. Also you are overlooking the blog posts WAY to much. Just because theres a little picture that shouldnt really be there DOESNT MEAN ITS THE SPY UPDATE!!!!![/QUOTE] ^