We all have heard TF2 jokes around, so i suggest we get as many as possible here for easy access. I most certainly hope you people have heard others than "Why did the Spy cross the road?"
Here's one from Steam forums:
Why did heavy call the Spiderman?
He got sick of Sandman.
[QUOTE=Smashman;22703687][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=946769[/url][/QUOTE]
no
obligatory "he never really was on your side" joke
Why did the Spy cross the Road?
[sp]Because he needed to infiltrate the enemy base and sap some buildings.[/sp]
Dear Spy, Sniper called.
He says he wants his razor back.
:rimshot:
What did the engineer say when his scented pine tree fell off of his rear-view mirror?
GOSH DARNIT!
[sp]If you don't get it; SCENT-TREE down. Say that out loud.[/sp]
Why does the Pyro fail at text adventures?
[sp]He keeps going west.
If you don't get it: West = W. Ring a bell?[/sp]
Why does the pyro die so much?
[sp]He cuts the cucumber lengthwise.
I don't get it either.[/sp]
what did the engineer say when he built a sentry
[sp]sentry goin up[/sp]
Why did the heavy cross the road?
[sp]To get to the other side[/sp]
What did the Heavy tell the Medic after they captured the intelligence?
[sp]Prepare your anus[/sp]
What did the engineer say when he deployed his dispenser
[sp]Erectin' a dispenser[/sp]
What did the Pyro say when he captured the enemy's intelligence?
[sp]Huddah Huddah Huh.[/sp]
[QUOTE=AkujiTheSniper;22704437]Dear Spy, Sniper called.
He says he wants his razor back.
:rimshot:[/QUOTE]
:golfclap:
What did the Heavy say when there were too many 10 year old kids on his team?
[sp]Too many little men on zis team![/sp]
why did the demoman cross the road?
[sp]because he was using his targe and couldn't stop[/sp]
Two drunk demomans were walking home along the cart tracks.
The first drunk demo says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk demo says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
[QUOTE=Saza;22704459]Why does the pyro die so much?
[sp]He cuts the cucumber lengthwise.
I don't get it either.[/sp][/QUOTE]
It's a reference to the new season of Sam and Max.
[QUOTE=Saza;22704459]Why does the pyro die so much?
[sp]He cuts the cucumber lengthwise.
I don't get it either.[/sp][/QUOTE]
It's funny because nobody cuts cucumbers lengthwise.
[QUOTE=Saza;22704459]What did the engineer say when his scented pine tree fell off of his rear-view mirror?
GOSH DARNIT!
[sp]If you don't get it; SCENT-TREE down. Say that out loud.[/sp]
Why does the Pyro fail at text adventures?
[sp]He keeps going west.
If you don't get it: West = W. Ring a bell?[/sp]
Why does the pyro die so much?
[sp]He cuts the cucumber lengthwise.
I don't get it either.[/sp][/QUOTE]
The last one was mine . :mmmsmug:
why did the scout use the sandman?
to piss everyone off.
What did Sniper say while reloading his Jarate on Viaduct?
Piece of piss!
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;22306329]how does the pyro pay his groceries
with a spy check
:downs:[/QUOTE]
Whats worse then a spider nest?
[sp] A sentry nest![/sp]
:rimshot:
What did the Heavy say when he lost his gun
[sp] wheres my gun [/sp]
I'll retell these from the last thread:
So, I heard the Scout was making a musical.
It's called "This [sp]Sucks on Ice[/sp]!"
What's the difference between a Heavy and a man bitten by a dog?
[sp]One fought babies, the other caught rabies.[/sp]
Is that a medigun or are you just happy to heal me?
A heavy, a scout, and a medic walk into a iron bar.
[sp]It was an iron ba- wait, I already said the punchline.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Zoidbear;22705979]What did the Heavy say when he lost his gun
[sp] wheres my gun [/sp][/QUOTE]
:golfclap:
Alright,one coming from nerfnow...
Why did the spy cross the road?
He never really was on your side
What makes the Demoman a good Demoman?
[sp]He knows decent places to set up traps and can easily detonate them with the flick of a switch[/sp]
[sp]Also booze[/sp]
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