To prevent you guys from overtly discussing the soldier's name. James Doe is supposed to be a vague alias, to help hide himself from threatening intruders who would want him killed. All ex-militia do it.
Soldier's name is Jane Doe.
Isn't it John? (EDIT: Oh hey a sign. It's Jane.)
Also, no, not all ex-militia do it, just the ones that end of paranoid nut cases.
But considering it's TF2 universe a vague name like that could be a funny real name. Or not whatever.
For the last time it's JANE DOE.
Where the fuck did you get John?
[QUOTE=TizzYcho;18981390]For the last time it's JANE DOE.
Where the fuck did you get John?[/QUOTE]
That's the typical anonymous name.
John Doe is like, the most generic name in the history of humanity. So generic that no one uses it.
It says "Jane Doe", not James Doe.
[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/war/soldier/[/url]
learn to read.
Give them "Bad Readings".
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edit:[/B] Or me...
Jane & John Doe are ususally the "nickname" of people that found with no ID or memory of themselves, both dead and alive.
No it's John Deere.
[img]http://www.brightscope.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/john-deere.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Keychain;18981425]John Doe is like, the most generic name in the history of humanity. So generic that no one uses it.[/QUOTE]
John Smith
Um, are you guys illiterate? James Doe is less obvious than John Doe, which is more common. And we clearly see the Announcer stating "MISTER DOE".
[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/war/soldier/04.htm[/url]
Where are you guys getting John from anyways? It's never mentioned as his name.
who else is annoyed with these fucking useless threads?
He's a hard man to find. Not as hard when he's the only male Jane Doe ever.
It suits him really. American, mysterious and dim.
[QUOTE=Old Coot;18982911]who else is annoyed with these fucking useless threads?[/QUOTE]
This is Facepunch, get used to it
Holy shit guys. Just realized an anagram of James Doe is Some Jade. Other than Jade being the coolest color ever, it is also a mineral. Could the soldier's next weapon have Jade somewhere in it? Like on the hilt of a sword?
zzzdude is always right, so is there any reason why he'd be wrong now?
yes
How about reading the comic?
[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;18983044]How about reading the comic?[/QUOTE]
This.
[url=http://www.teamfortress.com/war/soldier/]The sign on his front door clearly reads Mister Jane Doe.[/url]
Jan Dofus?
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