For anyone who has not pieced together the drew wolf information
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As said in the other thread, drew wolf = wrew dolf
[img]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/medic_mm.jpg[/img]
That is a picture of the heavy, thus the heavy's name is "rudolph". Rudolph Abel was the alias of a KGB agent sent to America in 1947 to supervise stolen intelligence from the U.S. Government.
thank you, that is all.
lolwat
[QUOTE=TropicalV2;18998678]As said in the other thread, drew wolf = wrew dolf
[img]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/medic_mm.jpg[/img]
That is a picture of the heavy, thus the heavy's name is "rudolph". Rudolph Abel was the alias of a KGB agent sent to America in 1947 to supervise stolen intelligence from the U.S. Government.
thank you, that is all.[/QUOTE]
Heavy's name revealed! Heavy dies, no longer playable!
European compfags dismay, American compfags rejoice!
Pubfags rage one way or the other!
I get boxes!
Everybody wins!
Whoa, there happened to be a guy in the entire history of a giant ass organization named Rudolph? How crazy!
Poor Drew Wolf....
I guess he'll just have to
MEET THE MEDIC
[QUOTE=Mexican;18998766]Whoa, there happened to be a guy in the entire history of a giant ass organization named Rudolph? How crazy![/QUOTE]
Yeah, it isn't like the heavy has strong soviet ties, like humming the anthem, or having russian guns, or even gloves nicknamed "the kgb".
[QUOTE=TropicalV2;18998678]As said in the other thread, drew wolf = wrew dolf
[img]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/medic_mm.jpg[/img]
That is a picture of the heavy, thus the heavy's name is "rudolph". Rudolph Abel was the alias of a KGB agent sent to America in 1947 to supervise stolen intelligence from the U.S. Government.
thank you, that is all.[/QUOTE]
Just because it's Heavy's skull that the xray is of does not mean that Drew Wolf is actually the Heavy.
[QUOTE=TropicalV2;18998792]Yeah, it isn't like the heavy has strong soviet ties, like humming the anthem, or having russian guns, or even gloves nicknamed "the kgb".[/QUOTE]
Doesn't matter, give me any organization that's had as many people in it as the K.G.B. and I bet I can find one guy named/aliased Rudolph, that's all I'm saying.
[QUOTE=xpod1;18998798]Just because it's Heavy's skull that the xray is of does not mean that Drew Wolf is actually the Heavy.[/QUOTE]
It seems like something the heavy would do.
'YOU ARE SO SMALL.
IS FUNNY TO ME.
HA HA HA *snort*
OH THIS IS BAD'
[QUOTE=Mexican;18998851]Doesn't matter, give me any organization that's had as many people in it as the K.G.B. and I bet I can find one guy named/aliased Rudolph, that's all I'm saying.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_Abel]He's actually marginally well known.[/url]
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[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;18998943]It seems like something the heavy would do.
'YOU ARE SO SMALL.
IS FUNNY TO ME.
HA HA HA *snort*
OH THIS IS BAD'[/QUOTE]
:hurr:
[QUOTE=CrazyBaconLegs;18998973][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_Abel]He's actually marginally well known.[/url][/QUOTE]
While it does make sense, I doubt Valve was thinking it. Plus they wouldn't outright name him after a real person.
There's always the Glove of Runing Urgently
Although according to their stats, it eats you in the pitch black.
How did you find out the Heavy's name?
EDIT: Duh, stupid me he guessed it.
[QUOTE=Mexican;18999044]While it does make sense, I doubt Valve was thinking it. Plus they wouldn't outright name him after a real person.[/QUOTE]
Valve is known for making oblique references to real events.
This could be an elaborate reference to a KGB worker who worked under the alias Rudolph or...
Perhaps the fact that they're calling their imaginary m&m snorter an anagram of Rudolph is a reference to the fact that it's nearly Christmas. Maybe it is a reference to a later holiday surprise.
I think the latter is far more reasonable. And from what I've seen Valve makes references to well known things in obscure ways usually.
Oh snap
[QUOTE=Mexican;18999225]I think the latter is far more reasonable. And from what I've seen Valve makes references to well known things in obscure ways usually.[/QUOTE]
Me too, but as for well known things in obscure ways...
[url=http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2974]Look here.[/url]
[quote=Wade Schin]The word "apricot" is sniper terminology for the medulla oblongata, a "sweet spot" snipers aim for where the brain and brain stem meet. Hence the Old Geezer holding apricot brandy. [/quote]
Wat.
Oh yeah, I forgot that Valve are nerds. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/heart.png[/img]
No no no you have it all wrong, clearly he is Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
[img]http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/RudolphTheRedNoseReindeer.jpg[/img]
A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining," he says to his wife.
"No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.
Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.
"Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
"It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.
But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."
To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
[QUOTE=xpod1;18999936]"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." [/QUOTE]
me:hf:you
So the Heavy was a KGB agent...?
...[B]K[/B]illing [B]G[/B]loves of [B]B[/B]oxing
Along with the reindeer theory, they did say it was a [b]red[/b] peanut M&M.
The medic is a nut.
[QUOTE=Blah360;19000348]So the Heavy was a KGB agent...?
...[B]K[/B]illing [B]G[/B]loves of [B]B[/B]oxing[/QUOTE]
:hurr:
[QUOTE=menneb;18998779]Poor Drew Wolf....
I guess he'll just have to
MEET THE MEDIC[/QUOTE]
This thread is amazing.
And it was all a big plan to melt M&Ms.
Wow, I was convinced this thread was shit until the M&M's color was pointed out. WTF.
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[sp]This means there is no Drew Wolf. Valve didn't have problems in the office, they just got lazy. Fuckers.[/sp]
What the hell, I have a friend named Abel and he looks just like the heavy.
:tinfoil:
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