Conspiracy theory: Meet The Medic / Pyro is getting released with this update
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I'll let the clues speak for themselves.
[quote="teamfortress.com"]
Drew Wolf, who still has a [B][U]red[/U][/B] Peanut M&M lodged so deeply up his nose that [B][U]hospital doctors[/U][/B] were unable to extract it. "[B][U]It will probably melt[/U][/B] after a while," they told me. (I had to drive him to the hospital.) "Maybe put his head under a heat lamp for a bit."
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[quote="teamfortress.com"]
The police have been called [B][U]eight times today[/U][/B] [I][B](number of updates so far, see the list on teamfortress.com in the sidebar)[/B][/I]. Granted, times two, [B][U]three[/U][/B] [B][I](third class: the Pyro)[/I][/B] and [B][U]seven[/U][/B] [B][I](seventh class: the Medic)[/I][/B] were was because TF2 team member Drew Wolf kept getting an M&M stuck up his nose, but I think you take my point: this thing's starting to get interesting.
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[quote="Thanks to Keychain"]
[b]M[/b]&[b]M[/b]
[b]M[/b]eet the [b]M[/b]edic[/quote]
[QUOTE="Thanks to ZomBuster"]
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/8a8600meetmedic.png[/img][/quote]
[img]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/medic_mm.jpg[/img]
I guess this is stupid, but since no one has heard of Drew Wolf (or even Andrew Wolf, in case Drew was a nickname for Andrew), [url=http://www.valvesoftware.com/people.html]someone who is not mentioned in Valve's staff list[/url], he might as well be a fictional character, just like the Greek Intern during the false firings, and he's going to Meet the Medic, or the Pyro, who's gonna melt the peanut he's got stuck up there.
lol m&m up in his nose
Cool theory bro.
The picture states that Drew Wolf is the Heavy.
I bet it'll be Meet the Medic.
[QUOTE=Keychain;18962574]The picture states that Drew Wolf is the Heavy.[/QUOTE]
Absolutely not! :eng101:
Valve's staff never shows himself in pictures (including the aforementioned staff list)... It merely made sense to show the Medic and the Heavy ('s skull) in the same photo.
Someone pointed this out to me.
[b]M[/b]&[b]M[/b]
[b]M[/b]eet the [b]M[/b]edic
So that means we will see Meet the Medic in a first person view of drew wolf, as he gets HORRIBLY VIOLATED by the medic.
[QUOTE=Keychain;18962613]Someone pointed this out to me.
[b]M[/b]&[b]M[/b]
[b]M[/b]eet the [b]M[/b]edic[/QUOTE]
Yes someone did.
Wait, isn't there only the Pyro and Medic left?
Yes.
I really hope the next one is the Medic's. I want Pyro's vid saved for last.
I thought Valve said ages ago that pyro would be the next "meet the".
I believe they said that before "Meet the Sniper" and "Meet the Spy" :/
I hope you're right.
[QUOTE=Hufterkruk;18962943]I thought Valve said ages ago that pyro would be the next "meet the".
I believe they said that before "Meet the Sniper" and "Meet the Spy" :/[/QUOTE]
source/proof/confirmation please
Nice theory, something Valve might actually want the community to find out
God yes I can't wait for Meet the Medic. He's one of my favourite classes.
So how late am i?
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/198gee.png[/IMG]
Meet the medic!!! I like the medic.Hes german,and ze ÜBERMENSCH
Meet the Pyro would be awesomer though,because we would (most likly )hear his voice,so no mor LOLOLOLOL hes gril lolol stuff
The Spy says you fight like a woman when he dominates a pyro !!HIDDEN INFO!! (no realy)
Medic MD.
:smug:
[QUOTE=hanfo;18963042]Meet the medic!!! I like the medic.Hes german,and ze ÜBERMENSCH
Meet the Pyro would be awesomer though,because we would (most likly )hear his voice,so no mor LOLOLOLOL hes gril lolol stuff
The Spy says you fight like a woman when he dominates a pyro !!HIDDEN INFO!! (no realy)[/QUOTE]
[img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/downsbravo.gif[/img_thumb]
Very late
[QUOTE=loled;18963063]Medic MD.
:smug:[/QUOTE]
Oh man I'd laugh if the Medic's Meet The intro resembled the House MD intro
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;18963087]Oh man I'd laugh if the Medic's Meet The intro resembled the House MD intro[/QUOTE]
But instead of being addicted to vicodin, Hes addicted to the bong taunt of the Kritzkrieg.
Also I present some older possible evidence
[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/8a8600meetmedic.png[/IMG][/URL]
The "times two" could stand for the 2 classes without meet the video left.
[QUOTE=Hufterkruk;18962943]I thought Valve said ages ago that pyro would be the next "meet the".
I believe they said that before "Meet the Sniper" and "Meet the Spy" :/[/QUOTE]
They just said "the best for the last".
[QUOTE=ZomBuster;18963287]Also I present some older possible evidence
[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/8a8600meetmedic.png[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]
Are you sure that account is really him though, and not a fan?
It might be a fan asking you to link him the Medic video when it gets released.
[QUOTE=Jojje;18963993]Are you sure that account is really him though, and not a fan?
It might be a fan asking you to link him the Medic video when it gets released.[/QUOTE]
I e-mailed him and asked him about some stuff aswell, I doubt it's a fan, because he's linking to his website etc. So I think Robin would have asked YouTube to remove that account by now it that's the case.
[QUOTE=ZomBuster;18963287]Also I present some older possible evidence
[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/8a8600meetmedic.png[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]
Adding to OP, thanks
[QUOTE=Carne;18964009]I e-mailed him and asked him about some stuff aswell, I doubt it's a fan, because he's linking to his website etc. So I think Robin would have asked YouTube to remove that account by now it that's the case.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, good point. More to support the theory! :D
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