What IF the characters talked much more loquaciously? Post your own needlessly lengthened quotes here.
"Mineself had been informed that we would face adult males."
"I declare my ambiguously platonic affection toward this medicinal doctor."
"I feel obliged to inform you all of your resemblance in skills of combat being similar to those of infants."
"At this moment I feel omnipotent as a monarchial leader of my allies."
You lack subtlety and apprehension on your actions, sandvich, but regardless show yourself to be a proper police officer."
"I have not the slightest idea how I should begin my discussion with you. Are my suspicions true in stating you do not even realize who you converse with?
Do you possess any knowledge of the identity of the young adult before you?
In simplest of terms I can put it, I consider myself worthy of considerable amount of attention.
Excelsior, I find the sight of my own muscular appendages of the arm desirable in appearance.
Are your auditory senses in an aware state?
Grass absorbs nutrients and moisture from the ground, members of the avian race of animals show considerable gliding capabilities, the bright star known as the center of the solar system radiates illuminating rays and my brethren; I injure my fellow members of human species.
I find myself doing nature's work, disciplining my opponents with application of force via various weapons and armaments.
Should you have been born in the same general location as me, I can safely state that you would have *****ng perished in no time at all.
HURRAH!"
"Excuse me, Constructor. May I trouble you to place a machine that dispenses both medication and all-purpose ammunition for my firearms here?"
"My career moniker is known to be heavyweight armaments specialist, and I possess such weapon in my hands."
"I urge all of you to move your respective combat gear forward with utmost haste!"
"The land of Scotland has not been declared an independent country of its own, as such you are nothing more than a male of english origins wearing a skirt associated with females!"
"Forsooth, you have had the misfortune and lacking apprehension to have laid your feet on top of my barbed adhesive explosives remotely detonated by means of a fuse!"
"I find myself to be perfectly resistant to all means of harm, specifically ballistic firearms but also high explosive weapons as well as blown pressurized gas ignited into flames."
"Oh, I must humbly apologize, but have I spilled a liquid that travels around our body through our veins and arteries on your article of clothing, usually worn on formal occasion?"
"In your stead, I shall consume your fine deli confections"
[QUOTE=HouraiDoll;44634690]"Excuse me, Constructor. May I trouble you to place a machine that dispenses both medication and all-purpose ammunition for my firearms here?"[/QUOTE]
sure
"You have spilled your own hemoglobine on top of my expensive tuxedo."
"I am completely sure, that none of these fine gentlemen is capable of providing you with such service."
[QUOTE=Constructor;44642497]sure[/QUOTE]
Thanks. On a related note
"Continue to build your miniscule guns that I will continue to destroy in a repeat action and escape with your lives before I take yours"
"I have defeated you utterly many a time. And so it shall be, according to the ancient statutes of the sharp-skulled equines, that your personage has become tied in matrimony to myself."
"Mmph mmmph, mph-mph mmph mmmmph!"
"I have recently obtained two entry papers to the firearms theatrical play. However, I shall not be presenting these aforementioned entry papers to your person, as I shall obtain your papers and use them for my own purposes."
It appears the gestalt resulting from an amalgamation of each respective affiliate within this chartered phalanx attains the qualities of an infant. I express discontent, for, as you see, the autochthonous affixer contrived an homologous platitude.
I beg your pardon, combination of vegetables, swine flesh and wheat produce. Am I to understand that you suggest I end the lives of all those in my general vicinity? I praise you for the creation of such an appealing notion!
The scorching sensation that is welling up in your chest and radiates to elsewhere in your body? It has been discovered to be the emotional state of turmoil induced by shameful acts, such as your expiration upon myself ending your life functions.
I appear to have burst into flames.
Very relevant
[video=youtube;9H-_ThqZrRk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H-_ThqZrRk[/video]
Also relevant
[video=youtube;T98yNUCMdAY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T98yNUCMdAY[/video]
We might as well post the other ones just for the thread's sake :v:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0O--UueuNI[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCh3E94va1c[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouERs5oe6a8[/media]
[editline]27th April 2014[/editline]
And now I noticed there's no verbose version of Meet the Engineer that I'm aware of. At least the youtube search yields no results.
I think I'll make one then :v:
I say, my dear fellow, you appear to not have noticed the stickied explosive devices I had placed in that particular area.
"I must inform you that I am intending to assault you by using the blunt force of my own head to deliver trauma and pain to your own, possibly rendering you unconscious."
It is possible for only one of us to continue to persist in this mortal coil.
That usage of lethal force is what the sobbing noise of an eagle could be likened to, dear soldier lad.
Emitting from this mask is the onomatopoeia of muffled and presumably human vocalization, which while not explicitly discernable as an actual statement, is implied to be English and contextually accurate when spectated from a person who has set a calculatory mechanism attached to a sound distributor and visual apparatus in the future to discern the majority of speech within their realm to an Anglo-Saxon language within the West Germanic branch of the Indo-European language family.
Sir! As I have completely eliminated and exterminated your person, I so claim I shall do it once again, as your life shall not ever be truly ended, and I shan't ever stop the destruction of your self.
As your humilation and ultimate destruction comes about, I must say I now have acquired knoledge of all that is and is not thus turning myself into a fully omnipotent and omnipresent being.
Now that you have been fully annihilated by my explosive devices and medieval weaponry, I now declare that this land shall be fully controlled and manipulated by my person, and it shall fall into an age of endless bloodlust for over a milennia of time.
In certain occasions you may require a slightly inferior quantity of firearm.
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