I've been away from TF2 for a while, starting about a month after the spy/sniper update. What's happened since then?
Can anyone just give me a quick summary?
The breakfast steak was revealed to be the most important steak of the day.
TF2 now has been given a deeper backstory involving two brothers fighting over their father's inheritance.
The Announcer is revealed to be working for both sides. (Also, her name is Helen.)
Saxton Hale prefers women who enjoy steak dinners and sex with handsome men. He also skydives into his office every morning and kills hippies for fun.
The demoman and the soldier were revealed to be friends, but the announcer dosen't like that so she set off a war between them that ended up with new weapons for both in a class update.
Also, Demoman wants your head.
You ruined it.
Crafting, which is currently ass-backwards as fuck.
The soldier name is Dane or Jane joe.
The Red Demoman and Blu Soldier are best buds and fight with swordfishes.
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;19047995]Also, Demoman wants your head.[/QUOTE]
does he know what suck the heads mean?
:rimshot:
Not like it's anything bad. It's about eating.
Sie-Sveinhund, is now the best time?
Oh Royzo.
You are so humerus.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;19050323]Oh Royzo.
You are so humerus.[/QUOTE]
So humerus?
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