It's about time this was made. Yes, I know it isn't flashy. We'll work on it.
[highlight][URL="http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FacepunchPissThrowers"]STEAM GROUP JOIN UP![/URL][/highlight]
[highlight][URL="http://reager.co.uk/jarate/"]Reag's WIP Jarate Clan Site[/URL][/highlight]
[QUOTE=FlibbleDibble;15950641][IMG]http://i26.tinypic.com/20qm2x0.png[/IMG]
What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]
^ OFFICIAL SPRAY ^
Without Further ado;
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Welcome to the Dojo. I am Jarate Master Taggart. Wait, you have questions? Well then, speak.
[I]What IS Jarate, Master?[/I] - Read the above image.
Jarate is a fabled, secretive martial arts, created to supress the many great enemies of bushmen past. Nowadays, what remains of the once Worldwide Clanbase continues to fight the growing threats of bushmen today.
[I]Who are these... Jarate Guys?[/I] - The Disciples of Jarate are few and far between, but nevertheless, we keep contact to each other and always aid each other.
[I]Isn't Jarate like... Your piss?[/I] - Yes. The Ultimate Weapon comes from the Ultimate Weapons Platform, so to speak.
[highlight]THE JARATE CLAN; RANKS LIST[/highlight]
Jarate Disciples will ascend a treacherous, dangerous, and fullfilling ladder throughout their journey. Here we have a recorded sheet of EVERY Jarate Discliple Rank, lowest first.
[B]Jarate Initiate[/B]
Fresh Blood. Initiates are picked from Bushmen in the field for their outstanding use of the deadly art in combination with their melee weaponry. These disciples are the lowest of the low, and they have much training to do if they wish to ascend the hierachy.
[B]Jarate Apprentice[/B]
Apprentices are Initiates who have been wavered to a specific Master for training. They are put through many tests in the field to determine how high they can ascend.
[B]Jarate Journeyman[/B]
Journeymen are the... preachers of the clan. They have some skill in the use of Jarate, but their main use comes in finding new members for the clan, or finding old members to re-unite them with the clan.
[B]Jarate Adept[/B]
Adepts have shown increasing skill in the field. They will generally use their Kukris and Jarate more than other weapons, and have knowlegde of their enemy. They are nothing to be taken lightly.
[B]Jarate Frontman[/B]
Frontmen are specifically trained assault clansmen, grafted with extra training. They will use Jarate at opportune times, and will exploit the weaknesses of their foes much more. They are a force to be reckoned with.
[B]Jarate Master[/B]
The second highest main Jarate Rank, Masters are responsible for upholding the code within the clan, the training of lesser ranks, and the total annihilation of the enemy. Masters will almost NEVER use anything apart from Jarate and the Kukri in the field, and they are deadly effecient at it. They can, and will, boost morale for groups of clansmen, and will lead the charge, set up ambushes, and will attempt to keep their kin alive.
[B]Jarate Ancient[/B]
The Ultimate of Ascension. Some Ancients are truly ancient, others are truly skilled. Either way, these clansmen are the ultimate warriors, using Jarate and the Kukri in the most formidable and devestating attacks known to man. They are feared for their Ruthless Accuracy, their Aggression, and their massive morale boosts in the field. It is foolish to even attempt to take on an Ancient.
SPECIALISED RANKS: Ranks that fit specific Purposes.
[B]Jarate Firemen[/B]
Jarate Firemen are clansmen who use Jarate specifically to stop teammates and other clansmen from burning to death. With medics in tow, they are great combat allies.
[B]Jarate Ninja[/B]
Not much is known about Jarate Ninjae; They're invisible and they throw piss.
[B]Jarate Bro[/B]
Specially trained Morale Boosters. Apart from the increased moral, they're basically normal Jarate Disciples.
[B]Jarate Informant[/B]
The Double Agent Bushman.
[B]Jarate Archer[/B]
Disciples specially trained in the use of the Bow with Jarate.
[B]Jarate Historian[/B]
Scribes and warriors dedicated to noting down all the bits of Jarate History. Usually huge boffins and/or highly ranked disciples.
[B]Jarate Doofus[/B]
General Layabouts, only practice Jarate because they piss enough already.
[highlight]THE CLAN ROSTER[/highlight]
A roster of Clansmen.
RECREATING LATER
In Closing, thank you for visiting the Dojo, and if you want, sign up, we need more clansmen.
[B]MOAR PISS MEN![/B]
Jarate Adept Daimao here.
Clans piss me off.
[quote=mixshifter;15903527]clans piss me off.[/quote]
wait
a fucking pun
fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu-
[QUOTE=Taggart;15903533]Cry some more.
Also this isn't a Gaming Clan Per Se, we're a Martial Arts Clan.[/QUOTE]
Way to miss the joke.
Good day my master.
I would like to partake in the honourable jarate jarating.
[QUOTE=Harlen;15903570]Good day my master.
I would like to partake in the honourable jarate jarating.[/QUOTE]
You have been added. Welcome, My Initiate. Your training will begin at anytime you choose to pop into the FP UK Server and I am online.
We all need to use the Jarate Master model from Daimao's thread when it's done.
Also, sign me up, master!
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;15903592]We all need to use the Jarate Master model from Daimao's thread when it's done.
Also, sign me up, master![/QUOTE]
Done.
So do we join servers and throw piss at everyone? I mean only Jarate'ing and nothing else.
I WISH TO LEARN THE ART OF JAR-BASED KARATE
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[QUOTE=KmScMT;15903777]So do we join servers and throw piss at everyone? I mean only Jarate'ing and nothing else.[/QUOTE]
Jarate and the Kukri are the base weapons.
But even so most of us do play on the FPUK Servers so we do have a somewhat perfect battleground.
[QUOTE=Cidem;15903788]I WISH TO LEARN THE ART OF JAR-BASED KARATE
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Added.
Jarate me up.
But do we have to stick a clan name on the front of our steam names?
I WANT TO LEARN THE WAYS OF JARATE, TEACH ME.
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I love to throw piss.. Im fast and agile.
Teach me more master. Sign me up
I'm not sure what I should be, but I rush with the kukri and jarate and mow down people. Sentries are my only problem.
Also I'm an Ancient.
I wisht to learn the secrets of the piss, Master.
Holy fuck sec adding you all.
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[QUOTE=mak13two;15903821]Jarate me up.
But do we have to stick a clan name on the front of our steam names?[/QUOTE]
If you want you can add your rank to the front of your name.
One would like to join, and master the piss-in-jar techniques.
What do I do as Journeyman?
I would also like to join.
Can I be a fireman pl0x
I would like in as a fireman as well.
what
sign me up i get my new pc purdy soon
[editline]04:36PM[/editline]
it's like a cult for throwing piss
[editline]04:37PM[/editline]
come to think of it in real life it would be a good shock site
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master
[editline]04:41PM[/editline]
cocksplurt
Master, I wish to to train in the mighty ways of the Jarate.
I would like to be a fireman please :)
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