We Wish You A Merry Kritzmas (And other TF2 Based Jingles)

[NotUrAvgAzn]

We Wish You A Merry Kritzmas

We wish you a merry kritzmas
We wish you a merry kritzmas
We wish you a merry kritzmas
And a holiday themed patch

Glad tidings VALVe brings
For you and you friends
Glad tidings for kritzmas
And a holiday themed patch

Now bring us some engineer weps
Now bring us some engineer weps
Now bring us some engineer weps
Please patch them quite soon

Glad tidings VALVe brings
For you and you friends
Glad tidings for kritzmas
And a holiday themed patch

We’ll keep playing till we get them
We’ll keep playing till we get them
We’ll keep playing till we get them
So please VALVe: do it

Glad tidings VALVe brings
For you and you friends
Glad tidings for kritzmas
And a holiday themed patch

We wish you a merry kritzmas
We wish you a merry kritzmas
We wish you a merry kritzmas
And a holiday themed patch

12 Days of Kritzmas

On the 12th day of Kritzmas
VALVe gladly patched for me...

12 scouts 'n' dispensers (needa dispensah heyah)
11 snipers on 2fort (wankahs)
10 soldiers leapin' (screamin' eagles)
9 demos dancin' (ka-BOOM)
8 ubered medics (danke schon)
7 days of free week (how i shot gun?)
6 noobs fail playing (how i run?)
5 GMGs (golden machine guns)
4 calling heavies (MEDIC!)
3 french spies (mon dieu)
2 turtle engies (cream gravy)
and a pyro torching pear trees! (huddah huddah hah!)

Drew Wolf the Dev Guy

Drew Wolf, the VALVe hired dev guy...
had a small red M&M...
And if you ever met him
surely it will poorly end

all of the other dev guys
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor Drew wolf
play with any VALVe based games

Then one foggy WAR Update day
Robin came to say
Drew Wolf with your nose so tight
won't you jam an M&M up there tonight?

Now all the other dev guys loved him
as they ell-oh-ell'd with glee
Drew Wolf the VALVe hired dev guy
You'll go down in history!

tl;dr - happy holidays and keep on gamin' y'all! and a very merry kritzmas to everyone here from one forum-goer to the next!

[Njittie]

Have a box to store those lyrics in.

[NotUrAvgAzn]

well, i guess i can't please everyone...

meh, happy holidays anyways

[Exorcyst24]

There's already a 12 Days of Christmas for TF2. :p
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQLcqBlIMQg[/media]

[NotUrAvgAzn]

[QUOTE=Exorcyst24;19174328]There's already a 12 Days of Christmas for TF2. :p
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQLcqBlIMQg[/media][/QUOTE]

on don't get me wrong, i'm very sure there are plenty of these parodies floating around (and yes, i saw this one too, boy did i get 1-upped)

i just wanted to post the ones i had thought up of recently just to spread some holiday cheer and whatnot that's all

ah well