What is the worst promo items that you can think up?
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state what it is and what game it's from.
The Athletic Supporter and Superfan from Monday Night Combat.
Reskins erryday.
[QUOTE=Speed Of Dark;28525394]The Athletic Supporter and Superfan from Monday Night Combat.[/QUOTE]
heh. the worst i can think up is a bioshock tie in and this being a flame thrower replacement.
[url]http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Incinerate[/url]!
it would kill the game forever.
[url=http://www.ganggarrison.com]This[/url]
A promo for a free gam---[img_thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/5c/Backpack_Alien_Swarm_Parasite.png[/img_thumb]. Ok, an item with a low-res textu---[img_thumb]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/archive/5/57/20101227104243%21Candy_Cane_1st_person_BLU.png[/img_thumb]
:colbert:
Crysis 2 suit thingie.
Everyone will look the same. Except for Heavy maybe. Hats would look hilarious tho.
Max Head.
Seriously, the hat is ugly as hell and it costs a fortune. It breaks the markets as it's like TF2 platinum.
hard as fuck to get.
BFG9000 from Doom for the soldier.
God I loved that gun, but um... I don't think it would be very balanced and it might look a bit out of place.
It would even make the volcano axe look fitting.
Would you put it past valve?
I would say the Rift Items
[QUOTE=Sabrina;28525550]Max Head.
Seriously, the hat is ugly as hell and it costs a fortune. It breaks the markets as it's like TF2 platinum.
hard as fuck to get.[/QUOTE]
Easy solution: don't try to get one. It's ugly as hell
My automerge!
A hat that you get for buying all RailWorks DLC :v:.
[QUOTE=TomoAlien;28525632]A hat that you get for buying all RailWorks DLC :v:.[/QUOTE]
Damnit, I was going to say that :<
But, what he said :v:
Augmented Vision/a bomb! for pre-ordering deux ex: human revolution
An ellis' cap reskin for spy with the Assasin's Creed Brotherhood logo. :v:
The Lumbricus Lid. A really effortless model.
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Don't get me wrong, I like the Lid, and I'd wear it if it hadn't such a bad model.
Vortex grenade for DOW2:R promotion. You sure know what vortex grenade is...
[QUOTE=DatWut?;28525894]The Lumbricus Lid. A really effortless model.
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Don't get me wrong, I like the Lid, and I'd wear it if it hadn't such a bad model.[/QUOTE]
The hat is fine, but the grenades look like shit, IMO.
EDIT: Also could do without the eyebrows, but meh, that's more of a personal opinion.
Guys sssshhh, don't give them ideas
[QUOTE=Benvil;28525930]The hat is fine, but the grenades look like shit, IMO.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's what I mean.
"The Duke of Nukes", a Duke Nukem Forever baseball cap.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;28525959]Yeah, that's what I mean.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it's so ugly that even the TF2 Wiki use an edited image for it. Which means it's THAT bad.
How they should look: [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:Soldier_Lumbricus_Lid.png[/url]
How they actually look: [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/archive/d/d1/20110202000944%21Soldier_Lumbricus_Lid.png[/url]
Someone should make a fix and submit it to Valve :colbert:
[QUOTE=Benvil;28526004]Yeah, it's so ugly that even the TF2 Wiki use an edited image for it. Which means it's THAT bad.
How they should look: [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:Soldier_Lumbricus_Lid.png[/url]
How they do look: [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/archive/d/d1/20110202000944%21Soldier_Lumbricus_Lid.png[/url]
Someone should make a fix and submit it to Valve :colbert:[/QUOTE]
i'll make a fix!
[QUOTE=Benvil;28526004]Yeah, it's so ugly that even the TF2 Wiki use an edited image for it. Which means it's THAT bad.
How they should look: [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:Soldier_Lumbricus_Lid.png[/url]
How they actually look: [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/archive/d/d1/20110202000944%21Soldier_Lumbricus_Lid.png[/url]
Someone should make a fix and submit it to Valve :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Those pictures are from the Promo. That's why it looks different.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;28526061]Those pictures are from the Promo. That's why it looks different.[/QUOTE]
Nah, the promo had other parts in metal grey and a different kind of gold colour. The promo version is also better than the current bugged in-game one though.
Here is the promo version: [url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:Soldier_worms_small.png[/url]
I personally prefer the wiki edit, but certainly wouldn't mind the promo version either!
Pre-Order Portal 2 and get an in-game Portal Gun for scout.
Replaces Scattergun.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;28526162]A Playstation controller for connecting your psn to your steam account
The best promo would be Ezio's Hood+Cape and a [b]Hidden Blade[/b] (Reskin for the knife) both for the spy[/QUOTE]
That'd mean custom animations. I doubt Valve would ever do that. On the other hand, we have the Loch-n-Load's reload...
Huge ass Servbot head from Dead Rising 2.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;28526182]That'd mean custom animations. I doubt Valve would ever do that. On the other hand, we have the Loch-n-Load's reload...[/QUOTE]
Just make Spy wield a broken Hidden Blade, problem solved.
[QUOTE=Marik Bentusi;28526424]Just make Spy wield a broken Hidden Blade, problem solved.[/QUOTE]
It wouldn't be a promotional item then, though.
Promotional items would be fine really if they only weren't tradeable.
[QUOTE=Hatley;28526253]Huge ass Servbot head from Dead Rising 2.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://gyazo.com/3cfd36d31f5b4ce95212227879ae2946.png[/img]
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