HOOVY's SANDVICH ADVENTUREt.dot Fucking M
Heavy and his trusty sandvich are waiting in spawn, Heavy looks at his sandvich and says "You are a Loose Cannon Sandvich" *Cut to Sandvich, Back to Heavy, To sandvich, back to heavy, get's faster over time, goes to where the sandvich was but is now a Loose Cannon, the demo wep* Soldier walks in and shakes head, he says "Fire is cooking for smores son" he then implodes, while in that shot, the Sandvich is no longer a loose cannon. Heavy takes the sandvich and leaves spawn. He spots a spy, He raises his Sandvich into the air, in anime style, orange background, and throws it at the spy, it hit goes down some and makes a crummy shot just touching the spy's shoe, the heavy throws the plate of the sandvich at him. Cut to inside the intell room of Tuefort, Heavy is sitting in the chair, Heavy is wearing Gabe Glasses. Heavy then contiues to say "pootis, we are losing money." While saying this his cheecks streetch and deform
Heavy then walks out with his Sandvich to see a engi the engie looks at Heavy and the swaps back, to heavy, to Engie, to heavy, to engie, getting faster each time, the heavy then says "You are loose cannon." the Engie turns to a Loose cannon. Heavy contiues walking out of the intell room to outside of spawn, Heavy is yet again confronted by the spy, Heavy tries to run but his Sandvich falls from his hand as he trips, he cowardly runs away. The Spy grabs Heavy's sandvich, awhile later Heavy is sitting alone with a sad look on his face, He then looks at the Cammara/what ever the fuck source film maker has, and the smiles, and his head spins around while yelling POOTIS, the 'The End apears' in the f-cking fancyest font you can find
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I don't get it
when my computer gets back from repairs, i'm going to make this fucking drivel into a video
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