The Best Day of Soldier's Life...[Another Interactive Gmod Story] - Games

[I]You are [B]SOLDIER[/B]. You have been patiently waiting in achievement_idle for the last four weeks, waiting for a [B]HAT[/B] to drop. Today, one will finally drop. Which [B]HAT[/B] drops?[/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4379545/SoldierAdventure/achievement_idle0000.jpg[/IMG] [First time i've done something like this in ages, so bare with me, alright?]

The Demo Fro

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Hat of Undeniable Wealth and Respect.

Stout Shako

[I was actually hoping someone would say stout shako first, but, this is interactive so here we go!] [i]SOLDIER has found: Demoman's Fro. [img]http://i.imgur.com/DysS1.gif[/img] ...[b]*sniff*[/b] What does he do now?[/i]

go to a trade server to get a stout shako

[I'm taking multiple commands at this point now, but don't overload kay. Also, having a bit of problem with Gmod. Basically, whenever I no-collide something, it refuses to weld. what is wrong D:

Suddenly your connection to steam is lost.

Sell it on sourceOP.

Go play on the server.

[quote]He goes to a trade server to get a stout shako[/quote][I][B]SOLDIER[/B] loads up the first trade server he sees. Hopefully he should be able to trade his [b]HAT[/b] fo- [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4379545/SoldierAdventure/trade_plaza0001.jpg[/IMG] [B]MOTHER OF GOD.[/B] [/I] [quote]Suddenly you lose connection to steam.[/quote]Before [B]SOLDIER[/B] can react, he disappears in a cloud of steam. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4379545/SoldierAdventure/trade_plaza0002.jpg[/IMG] [I]What does [B]SOLDIER[/B] do now?[/I]

Reconnect?

Go and play an offline game like Duke Nukem 3D, trading isn't manly enough for a MAN like Soldier

[QUOTE=MendozaMan;28889780]Reconnect?[/QUOTE] [I] [B]SOLDIER[/B] is not going to a trade server never again. [B]NEVER AGAIN[/B] Where should he go now? [/I] [editline]30th March 2011[/editline] [these tags are bugging the hell out of me. WORK PROPERLY.]

To a Furry server.

[QUOTE=Everen;28889784]Go and play an offline game like Duke Nukem 3D, trading isn't manly enough for a MAN like Soldier[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Daedulas;28889797]To a Furry server.[/QUOTE] [b]JETAMO[/b] refuses your suggestion. He does not want to make his Gmod dirty with furry models.

Go to a sagins.de server.

[QUOTE=Jetamo;28889831][b]JETAMO[/b] refuses your suggestion. He does not want to make his Gmod dirty with furry models.[/QUOTE] Go to a 2fort server with new people.

[quote] Go to a saigns.de server[/quote][I][B]SOLDIER[/B] connects to a saigns.de server, ready to crack some sku- [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4379545/SoldierAdventure/cp_gravelpit0003.jpg[/IMG] [B]NOT AGAIN.[/B] [B]SOLDIER[/B] quickly disconnects, and joins a 2fort server.[/I] [Alright guys, I have to go for a little bit, so start posting commands as if he's at 2fort. Okay?]

Rocket jump onto enemy battlements [I]like a boss.[/I]

Equip the direct hit and [i]TRY[/i] to shoot the other players.

Equip the Equalizer and tauntkill the other players without mercy.

Get low health and annoy medics with the equalizer out.

> Once you appear on 2fort, you find a Half-Zatoichi katana.

>Locate a DEMOMAN who might want the DEMOMAN'S 'FRO.

>Micspam about trading Demo Fro.

[quote]Equip the equalizer/direct hit[/quote][B]SOLDIER[/B] does not have those items! However... [i][B]SOLDIER[/B] has found: Half Zatoichi.[/i] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZoPou.gif[/IMG] [Only had time for a quick update guys, will do more tomorrow! Been busy.]

[QUOTE=Jetamo;28895929][B]SOLDIER[/B] does not have those items! However... [i][B]SOLDIER[/B] has found: Half Zatoichi.[/i] [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ZoPou.gif[/img_thumb] [Only had time for a quick update guys, will do more tomorrow! Been busy.][/QUOTE] Helicopter!