My theory about the pyro - Games

So, what if valve lied to us? the pyro could be a spy, think about it, he never takes off that suit, and he always wears that gasmask, valve could be waiting and waiting, then randomly make a meet the pyro and reveal that the pyro is just a red spy, think about it.

Have a box.

A+ thread, would read again.

Flawless theory, I can't see anthing wrong with it. You should work at Valve as a story writer.

[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2145/2336406094_e8d41dbf47.jpg[/img] Box fort anyone?

[QUOTE=TheWarnman;19354205][img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2145/2336406094_e8d41dbf47.jpg[/img] Box fort anyone?[/QUOTE] Thats what I call a real "team-fortress" :clint:

[QUOTE=FFFFFUUUUU;19354095]So, what if valve lied to us? the pyro could be a spy, think about it, he never takes off that suit, and he always wears that gasmask, valve could be waiting and waiting, then randomly make a meet the pyro and reveal that the pyro is just a red spy, think about it.[/QUOTE] While they're voiced by the same actor, I don't really see that being the case.

[QUOTE=FFFFFUUUUU;19354095]So, what if valve lied to us? the pyro could be a spy, think about it, he never takes off that suit, and he always wears that gasmask, valve could be waiting and waiting, then randomly make a meet the pyro and reveal that the pyro is just a red spy, think about it.[/QUOTE] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/cool_story_ref.gif[/IMG][/URL]

[QUOTE=Sleix;19354294]While they're voiced by the same actor, I don't really see that being the case.[/QUOTE] I also believe at least that the Pyro being voiced by a guy should be more than enough proof that he's not a woman. Seriously you guys, you're not funny anymore, you're just being rediculous.

Impossible, the spy isn't a woman. :v:

The Pyro does take off that suit, we just dont see him when he does it

Why the fuck would they make the pyro a spy? The pyro is the pyro. Nothing else, he's not a woman either.

Insert witty and nasty response to a dumb thread here.

then who was spy

Why would you think this?

[QUOTE=Pandemix;19355107]You're the first person I'm going to give a box to....[/QUOTE] dont do it man! its not worth it!

My theory is that at the end of Meet the Pyro, he'll say... "Mmph, mm bmph thmm whmph..." *Pyro takes mask off* "I'm not a woman." In a British accent, YEAH!

[QUOTE=fakedout;19355115]dont do it man! its not worth it![/QUOTE] Think of all the trees that were cut down to make that box.

[QUOTE=fakedout;19355115]dont do it man! its not worth it![/QUOTE] I didn't, I edited my post

What country hasn't TF stereotyped yet? He's from there.

I BET THE PYRO IS AN ALIEN TOO. caps

I bet the Pyro is Canadian.

[QUOTE=Populus89;19355143]Think of all the trees that were cut down to make that box.[/QUOTE] dont kill trees its wrong they are living things too

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;19355142]My theory is that at the end of Meet the Pyro, he'll say... "Mmph, mm bmph thmm whmph..." *Pyro takes mask off* "I'm not a woman." In a British accent, YEAH![/QUOTE] My theory is that he won't take off his mask, we won't ever hear him speak clearly, and valve will make his background more mysterious than ever. Oh and, they better have a goddamn "The Shining" reference in there or Imma be pissed.

The Pyro is neither nor Male or Female until Valve officially says what sex it is. The Pyro can be any sex/race you imagine it to be. For me, it is either a burn-scarred man with black hair. He has white skin and wears his teams color long-sleeve T-Shirt and black track pants with the team color stripe on its sides. He also wears boots. Sometimes, I imagine the Pyro is a female. She has half red/blue half black hair and has short hair. She wears a tank-top which color resembles which team she is on and wears black track pants with the stripe. She also wears boots. See? You can imagine whatever you want for the Pyro. It is neither male or woman. You have to imagine what it is. For me? Sometimes the Pyro rotates from male to female in my imagination.

[QUOTE=redBadger;19355323]The Pyro is neither nor Male or Female until Valve officially says what sex it is. The Pyro can be any sex/race you imagine it to be. For me, it is either a burn-scarred man with black hair. He has white skin and wears his teams color long-sleeve T-Shirt and black track pants with the team color stripe on its sides. He also wears boots. Sometimes, I imagine the Pyro is a female. She has half red/blue half black hair and has short hair. She wears a tank-top which color resembles which team she is on and wears black track pants with the stripe. She also wears boots. See? You can imagine whatever you want for the Pyro. It is neither male or woman. You have to imagine what it is. For me? Sometimes the Pyro rotates from male to female in my imagination.[/QUOTE] Pyro is male >:O The scripts says he's male, the voice actor is male, he sounds male, he looks male, he only occasionally acts femenine. If she turns out to be a female, not only will Valve have pissed me off beyond help, it will most likely ruin the pyro's character completely. They can hint all they want, but if they do reveal his identity, don't fucking reveal it to be anything but a male or I will abandon the game.

I don't understand why people think the Pyro is a woman, other than the purse. The purse shit is really getting old now. If the Pyro was a woman, wouldn't you think a woman would have boobs? I bet 99% of the people on Facepunch don't know a woman has boobs.

[QUOTE=Simski;19355390]Pyro is male >:O The scripts says he's male, the voice actor is male, he sounds male, he looks male, he only occasionally acts femenine. If she turns out to be a female, not only will Valve have pissed me off beyond help, it will most likely ruin the pyro's character completely. They can hint all they want, but if they do reveal his identity, don't fucking reveal it to be anything but a male or I will abandon the game.[/QUOTE] They will never reveal the Pyros identity. And there still isn't enough proof that the Pyro is a male. Sometimes the Pyro sounds female and at times, male. And how would it ruin the character? What character may I add? Until the "Meet the Pyro", we know nothing about the Pyro. [editline]03:21PM[/editline] [QUOTE=AustinM;19355452]I don't understand why people think the Pyro is a woman, other than the purse. The purse shit is really getting old now. If the Pyro was a woman, wouldn't you think a woman would have boobs? I bet 99% of the people on Facepunch don't know a woman has boobs.[/QUOTE] Have you seen the size of that suit? An average womans boobs would not bulge in that suit.

What about an ass then?

[QUOTE=AustinM;19355522]What about an ass then?[/QUOTE] Ok quit trying to prove the pyro is not female. There is no proof that the pyro is male either. I've seen lots of women with a small ass. Also, again the baggy suit makes it seem not there.