TF2 Campaign Thread: Imagination Police Edition - Games

[IMG]http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy283/C-596/tf2c.png[/IMG] (Before you start asking where it is/declaring this fake/Close it, read the spoiler tags, please. I tagged them because I ruined the feel of the topic explaining part of the joke in big bold letters at the start of it.) [sp]Let's get a few things out of the way. One, No, it doesn't really exist. We're just having some good, clean imaginative fun. Don't mash the report button saying "TROLE THREAD", You dolt. Two, Don't go being a dumbass ruining everyone else's fun. You aren't getting funnies, you aren't going to become a hero to the Cool Cats of Facepunch. Three, try to keep it fairly short unless you either A. Have Visual Aid, or B. Know for a FACT it's well written. Nobody wants to read about Heavy fighting the Sandwich Stealers with his minigun for 3 paragraphs straight. Last, This isn't a troll thread, or a roleplaying thread. Get over it. It's simply a "What if?" Thread with some sarcastic humor and visual aid on the side. Please don't close it.[/sp] Does anybody have some screenshots of the sniper DLC coming out? Can't wait to go out for some Urban Sniping in Sydney. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Spoiler Abuse/Flaming" - Jimbomcb))[/highlight]

Why did the old one get locked?

[QUOTE=swampie;23638404]Why did the old one get locked?[/QUOTE] According to a friend of mine, it was locked by Jimbomcb for "Crap Thread." I can't confirm it, though.

The moderators hate the campaign.

[QUOTE=Simplemac3;23638390]Let's get a few things out of the way. One, No, it doesn't really exist.[/QUOTE] That was the unsaid joke about the last thread.

Lawl. If have Nazi Medic and Demoman in the same party, the dialog is so funny !

[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;23638519]That was the unsaid joke about the last thread.[/QUOTE] I'd love to have not said anything, but everybody going DERP DERP DIS IS A TROLL THREAD was starting to cause some complications.

I can't get past the part when you have to sap Blutarch's not-dying machine. How the hell do you sneak by the cameras?

[QUOTE=pod;23639170]I can't get past the part when you have to sap Blutarch's not-dying machine. How the hell do you sneak by the cameras?[/QUOTE] There's a trap door underneath the auxiliary not-dying machine at the start of the mission. Disguise as a medic, push it out of the way, and walk away. Come back disguised as an Engineer, go into the trapdoor and there's a computer controlling all the cameras. Deactivate them all. You can go back up and sap the NDM without fear of being spotted now.

[QUOTE=pod;23639170]I can't get past the part when you have to sap Blutarch's not-dying machine. How the hell do you sneak by the cameras?[/QUOTE] what? i had to sap redmonds!

That's why this campaign keeps me going. It's always different. Alright, I have to hold out in our team's building, but after a few waves alot of übered Soldiers come rushing in and blow us all to bits 'n pieces, what should I do?

Medic LFREDT [sp]Looking For R E D Team, you collossal nitwit[/sp]

So, how to play it? I thought it was a real campaign for the game.

I still keep crashing after I fire my maxed out Grenade Launcher on the Demoman campaign. After all that grinding..:saddowns:

[IMG]http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy283/C-596/tf2c.png[/IMG] I made this banner last night, but nobody noticed it. Here it is if this OP wants to use it.

You have ruined the point of the thread by stating the obvious, congratulations.

[QUOTE=Simplemac3;23638421]According to a friend of mine, it was locked by Jimbomcb for "Crap Thread." I can't confirm it, though.[/QUOTE] Yes you can; click the [img]http://www.facepunch.com/ads/navbar/events.png[/img] button next to someone's post to see their history. This includes bans and threads that have been moved/locked. :eng101:

They were in spoiler tags for a reason.

to be honest, the joke got old after a few pages; the last thread was locked for a reason. also you ruined the joke by explaining it first; the entire point of the thread was to convince people that there really was a campaign mode for TF2 that they somehow missed. [editline]06:10PM[/editline] A lot of the fun in the old thread was posting screenshots of supposed gameplay. I propose we make a thread in the Gmod screenshots forums or the Photoshop contests forum instead.

Anyone remember that part [sp]When the Medic confesses his love for the Heavy? But then two missions later the Medic gets killed. :([/sp]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;23642702]Anyone remember that part [sp]When the Medic confesses his love for the Heavy? But then two missions later the Medic gets killed. :([/sp][/QUOTE] At the end it's revealed that [sp]the Medic's second name is Carmine[/sp]

have you even played to the end the medic [sp]isn't actually dead, and the pyro is actuary a robot build built the engi to kill soldier[/sp]

[QUOTE=Rolond Returns;23642776]At the end it's revealed that [sp]the Medic's second name is Carmine[/sp][/QUOTE] But then that means Medic [sp]has three brothers with his oldest and most skilled being a muscle monster[/sp].

[QUOTE=Simplemac3;23638421]According to a friend of mine, it was locked by Jimbomcb for "Crap Thread." I can't confirm it, though.[/QUOTE] Yea I looked at the ticker. Jimbomcb locked it for "Crap thread"

[QUOTE=kevinseven;23643162]Yea I looked at the ticker. Jimbomcb locked it for "Crap thread"[/QUOTE] Because it WAS a crap thread. The joke was stupid by page 2.

But it was fun. People where having fun coming up with missions and questions. Some people might have found Junkies...."Stories" to be crap but those where not locked. Haters just moved on.

Oh wow, I just found some of the soldier's rocket jumping bonus missions. The time trail in the harbor is my favorite so far because [sp]you can go backwards at the start and end up on the warehouse. From there you can swing on the crane's hook and launch yourself over the water to the boat. The boat is fully explorable, and there's a few Easter eggs in there, which I won't spoil here because of their awesomeness[/sp] :buddy:

[QUOTE=kevinseven;23643983]But it was fun. People where having fun coming up with missions and questions. Some people might have found Junkies...."Stories" to be crap but those where not locked. Haters just moved on.[/QUOTE] Which is why we need to have a dedicated thread in Photoshop Contests/Gmod Screenshots. It increases the immersiveness of the thread and allows people to be more creative with their HUD design and plot ideas. [editline]07:47PM[/editline] rate agree for gmod screenshots, disagree for photoshop contests, dumb for neither

Sounds good to me. I don't make a good thread, though. Somebody else with Garry's Mod Talent do it.

[QUOTE=Simplemac3;23651174]Sounds good to me. I don't make a good thread, though. Somebody else with Garry's Mod Talent do it.[/QUOTE] Can I make it (if there isn't one already)?