:siren:[highlight]Read the OP. You arn't supposed to post about traders who troll you. It's the other way around.[/highlight]:siren:
We've all met them. The people who constantly send random trades to you asking for your items. The people who poke around in your backpack for stuff they want. The people who sometimes don't get the hint and keep requesting trades with you.
Sometimes these people need to be taught a lesson, and what better way to do it then by trolling the shit out of them and making their trading experience with you as annoying as possible?
Post your trade [b]chatlogs[/b] and other troll occurences in which you piss off and waste the time of innocent traders here. It doesn't matter how long your chatlog is. The more there is, the better. If you want to, you can keep out your victim's name.
:siren:What [b]not[/b] to post.:siren: (Read this so you don't look like a fucking dumbass.)
1. Annoying occurences that pissed YOU off. This is a thread for posting moments where you pissed the other person off, not the other way around.
2. Things that random traders have done to you.
3. Scam trades and scam tips. We have a thread for that. Unless the person you scammed became EXTREMELY pissed afterwards, don't post it.
4. What people offered you for certain items.
Trolling Traders Tips:
-If people are stupid or big enough jerks to offer you crap items for valuable stuff, do a trade with them and troll them.
-If you get a random trade invite from a random person, ALWAYS accept (unless you're in the middle of battle). You need to teach this person that sending trade requests to every random person is a no-no.
-Make a random trade requester's experience with you as annoying and arduous as possible.
-Play dumb. If some guy thinks you're going to give him your unusual for a crate, he won't be going anywhere anytime soon. Stall him as much as possible.
-Pretending to go along with deals and then declining at the very last second is also very rage-inducing.
-Pretend you can't find the "Accept Trade" button.
[b]A perfect example of a trader who got trolled:[/b]
[QUOTE=psyke;29417088]i had a kid asking for my polycount pin once
none-fucking-stop on the mic. in chat. and he'd get abusive when people told him to shut the fuck up
so in the end i told him i'd trade it if he could buy the gift wrap for it
he bought the giftwrap and then i told him i'm no longer intrested
he flipped the fuck out on microphone it was fantastic[/QUOTE]
I'll start off for now.
[quote]Never tell your password to anyone.
Click on the other player's avatar to the right of their name to view their profile and verify their identity.
bludshot9: hi
UntouchedShadow: Space
UntouchedShadow: Whats up
bludshot9: what do you want for your genuine companion cube pin?
UntouchedShadow: I want space
UntouchedShadow: gotta be in space
UntouchedShadow: let's go to space
bludshot9 what?
UntouchedShadow: space
UntouchedShadow: wanna go to space
UntouchedShadow: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
bludshot9: english
bludshot9: pls
UntouchedShadow: I teach english
UntouchedShadow: in space
UntouchedShadow: with space
bludshot9: wtf
*I put in my Companion Cube Pin*
UntouchedShadow: Want?
bludshot9: yes
UntouchedShadow: give space
*I take out my companion Cube pin*
UntouchedShadow: Heres an idea
bludshot9: what
UntouchedShadow: let's go to space
bludshot9: omg
bludshot9 has added: Sun on a Stick
bludshot9: how about this for your pin
UntouchedShadow: sun
UntouchedShadow: sun is in space
UntouchedShadow: What'll I say to the sun?
UntouchedShadow: oh oh, hi sun!
bludshot9: yah, the sun is all yours for the pin
UntouchedShadow: hey
UntouchedShadow: hey
bludshot9: what
UntouchedShadow: hey
UntouchedShadow: Guess what
bludshot9: what
UntouchedShadow: Lets go to space
bludshot9 has removed: Sun on a Stick
UntouchedShadow: Space
bludshot9 has added: Alien Swarm Parasite (painted pink I might add)
bludshot9: how about this?
bludshot9: for your pin
bludshot9: its an alien from space
UntouchedShadow: OH SHIT
UntouchedShadow: aliens
UntouchedShadow: need the space cops
Untouchedshadow: here come the space cops
UntouchedShadow: help me space cops
bludshot9: omfg!!!!
UntouchedShadow: gonna go to space
UntouchedShadow: ba be bum pa
UntouchedShadow: boop pa beem bum bap
UntouchedShadow: space
bludshot9: i'll tell you how to craft the jupiter pin
bludshot9: if you trade for the pin
UntouchedShadow: OOOOOOooooOOoooOOooOoo!!!
UntouchedShadow: in exchange, I'll teach you how to spell space!
bludshot9: what? no
UntouchedShadow: S-P......aaaace. Space!
bludshot9: omg
UntouchedShadow: Hey
bludshot9: what
UntouchedShadow: hey
UntouchedShadow: hey
bludshot9: what
UntouchedShadow: hey
bludshot9: what!!!
UntouchedShadow: space
bludshot9: i'll tell you how to craft the sun on a stick and i'll give you this alien for that pin, ok little space freak?
UntouchedShadow: *Translating vague insult into: space
UntouchedShadow: space
bludshot9: omfg!!!!!!!!!!
UntouchedShadow: Well
UntouchedShadow: maybe this will teach you not to randomly request trades with every person you see.[/quote]
I had a guy trade me and offer some nv hats for my Scorching Glove. It was on a UHC server, it was all he had :frown:.
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;29414058]
words[/QUOTE]
I remember you from Sheiks server, that was like 2 years ago.
[QUOTE=CritNick;29414129]I remember you from Sheiks server, that was like 2 years ago.[/QUOTE]
Yes. Sheiks server was good, a shame it's gone.
Most likely a 12 year old who cant afford portal 2 and is beggin his mom. In the meanwhile, he tries to make pitiful deals to make himself feel good inside.
I hate when people track you down for the items you have, and join the server you're playing on [i]just[/i] to trade with you. They send the requests at the worst possible times, too. :smith:
[QUOTE=Bombardier.;29414721]I hate when people track you down for the items you have, and join the server you're playing on [i]just[/i] to trade with you. They send the requests at the worst possible times, too. :smith:[/QUOTE]
I bet you hate all those scam-traders too. Most of them just use a program to track Max heads and earbuds, then lowball the FUCK outta them.
[QUOTE=PSI Guy;29414783]I bet you hate all those scam-traders too. Most of them just use a program to track Max heads and earbuds, then lowball the FUCK outta them.[/QUOTE]
You seem to be implying that that's scamming, when it actually cannot be classified as scamming because taking advantage of peoples' lack of knowledge is not scamming by [I]any[/I] means. You get what you want and they get what you offer them, which is therefore also what they want, which by proxy makes it a fair trade.
But I'll leave that argument alone for now.
[QUOTE=Doomish;29414800]You seem to be implying that that's scamming, when it actually cannot be classified as scamming because taking advantage of peoples' lack of knowledge is not scamming by [I]any[/I] means. You get what you want and they get what you offer them, which is therefore also what they want, which by proxy makes it a fair trade.
But I'll leave that argument alone for now.[/QUOTE]
True, that's just ripping people off, [b]not[/b] scamming.
[QUOTE=Doomish;29414800]You seem to be implying that that's scamming, when it actually cannot be classified as scamming because taking advantage of peoples' lack of knowledge is not scamming by [I]any[/I] means. You get what you want and they get what you offer them, which is therefore also what they want, which by proxy makes it a fair trade.
But I'll leave that argument alone for now.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry but if I don't make a profit from a trade I must report him to Valve :colbert:
"It's not murder, it's the termination of life. There's a difference!"
I hate it when you ask for a trade anywhere, say, the Facepunch trading thread, and the trade is done.
Then later someone adds you and asks to do the trade, and you say you can't and it's been done.
They get all shitty and angry and blame you. Tossers.
[QUOTE=HyperTails;29414849]I hate it when you ask for a trade anywhere, say, the Facepunch trading thread, and the trade is done.
Then later someone adds you and asks to do the trade, and you say you can't and it's been done.
They get all shitty and angry and blame you. Tossers.[/QUOTE]
Using the edit button and snipping: Stopping anger 20% faster
[QUOTE=HyperTails;29414849]I hate it when you ask for a trade anywhere, say, the Facepunch trading thread, and the trade is done.
Then later someone adds you and asks to do the trade, and you say you can't and it's been done.
They get all shitty and angry and blame you. Tossers.[/QUOTE]
Once I wanted to trade my V. Toque for some Whiskers. I was talking to this guy and he wanted my V. Toque + metal for the Whiskered Gentleman. I find this guy who is willing to do the 1:1. I trade with him instead.
The first guy gets pissed that I traded it. What am I supposed to do, take the worse offer?!
I usually troll the guys who overprice hats or the guys who instantly cancel trades after seeing my FIRST offer
I just put my earbuds on the trade window and make them wait for some minutes, and then cancel, then they sent me another request begging me to do the trade or showing that they already have 3 pairs of buds
[QUOTE=leonthefox;29415245]I usually troll the guys who overprice hats or the guys who instantly cancel trades after seeing my FIRST offer
I just put my earbuds on the trade window and make them wait for some minutes, and then cancel, then they sent me another request begging me to do the trade or showing that they already have 3 pairs of buds[/QUOTE]
When you make them wait do you go back in game?
I do the old classic one:
Send a trade to then engi in the last point, while Im spy with the CnD.Then when they accept, quick go back to game and sap all his stuff.
That's just cruel.
[QUOTE=JuniorG;29415499]That's just cruel.[/QUOTE]
playing spy is cruel
I once found a Vintage Dalokahs Bar and then I got 6 trade requests.
i had a kid asking for my polycount pin once
none-fucking-stop on the mic. in chat. and he'd get abusive when people told him to shut the fuck up
so in the end i told him i'd trade it if he could buy the gift wrap for it
he bought the giftwrap and then i told him i'm no longer intrested
he flipped the fuck out on microphone it was fantastic
Okay, well, this is cool and all, but unless you want to be a dick, just accept their trade and ask them what they want, if if you don't want to trade it, just say "no". It's truly the most annoying thing ever to be declined or not even get a response, especially when you honestly are interested in an item.
I always accept out of common courtesy no matter what.
[QUOTE=Mrglitch2000;29417034]I once found a Vintage Dalokahs Bar and then I got 6 trade requests.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://blog.groundswellcollective.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sticker-george-bush-is-a-liar.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Wormy;29417104]You can't find vintage items, you know.[/QUOTE]
Unless a bug.... with backpack items.
[QUOTE=Wormy;29417104]You can't find vintage items, you know.[/QUOTE]
Strictly you can. If you found an item before the MannConomy update, that was not placed in your backpack, then you play today, bam instant Vintage drop.
Also if an item falls out of your backpack for some reason.
[QUOTE=Mrglitch2000;29417034]I once found a Vintage Dalokahs Bar and then I got 6 trade requests.[/QUOTE]
Username fits.
Yesterday some guy on random server wanted my Big Kill for his kunai, sandvich and bushwacka. Heh.
Got traded once asking for my Circling Peace Festivizer, and the guy put up a Battalion's Backup saying "fair trade do it nigger" and clicked the trade ready button on his end. :geno:
Then I got a trade from FP's very own Wacka trying to scam it out of me because my name on Steam isn't actually Doomish anymore. So that was kind of funny.
[QUOTE=PSI Guy;29414783]I bet you hate all those scam-traders too. Most of them just use a program to track Max heads and earbuds, then lowball the FUCK outta them.[/QUOTE]
y u so mad?
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