Post your most ridiculous things about some video/pc game you know!
Monkey Island series.
That is all.
Disgaea, aside from the max level being 9999 (Over 9000 lul im funneh) if you are insane enough to reach those levels in a single hit you could do over a billion damage. BILLION!.
Drm.
AI.
Securom
DRM/Securom/EA Downloader/GFWL
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Punkbuster :argh:
DLC that's already on the DVD when it's released but you need to buy it in order to play it. (RE5)
Games that require Steam activation, but don't use the Steam backend for multiplayer (Saints Row 2, put down the GameSpy or I'll shoot)
Does saying Cho Aniki count.
starforce
Guitar hero III minimum system requirements.
I mean when I download Frets on fire and some mods which make FoF almost as good as GH3 then it only takes 500MB's or so!
but GH3 takes 5.1GB! 0_o
Isn't it kinda ridiculous?
[QUOTE=Blind Weasel;15943552]Guitar hero III minimum system requirements.
I mean when I download Frets on fire and some mods which make FoF almost as good as GH3 then it only takes 500MB's or so!
but GH3 takes 5.1GB! 0_o
Isn't it kinda ridiculous?[/QUOTE]
Because Guitar Hero 3 is a [b]real[/b] game.
It's also because it has songs on it, let alone the chords and shit. I bet you if you add all of the songs and chords and difficulties from GH3 onto FoF, it will become 5.1GB.
[QUOTE=Geneva;15943640]Because Guitar Hero 3 is a [b]real[/b] game.
It's also because it has songs on it, let alone the chords and shit. I bet you if you add all of the songs and chords and difficulties from GH3 onto FoF, it will become 5.1GB.[/QUOTE]
Yep, because FoF is totally not a real game. Only mainstream, poorly ported, unoptimized titles are [b]REAL[/b] games.
Get the fuck out of here.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;15943754]Yep, because FoF is totally not a real game. Only mainstream, poorly ported, unoptimized titles are [b]REAL[/b] games.
Get the fuck out of here.[/QUOTE]
lol u jst mad u cnt play gh3
TIME-FUCKING-LIMITS
They annoy me to no end. Fuck.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;15943754]Yep, because FoF is totally not a real game. Only mainstream, poorly ported, unoptimized titles are [b]REAL[/b] games.
Get the fuck out of here.[/QUOTE]
No, just FoF is missing the whole "band and animation" thing.
Incase the two idiots idiots that rated me dumb didn't get it, I meant that it lacks the animation of the people behind, singing, playing, the audience and shit like that. :downs:
Respawn_entities
but gh3 also needs a good graphics card
i think it was nVidia GeForce 7600.
I have 5700LE :,((((((
and a pretty shitty computer
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;15943754]unoptimized
Get the fuck out of here.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Translation;15943754]
I CAN'T RUN THIS WAAAAAAAHHHH!
QQQQQQQQQQQ Flameflameflame QQQQQQQQQQQQ[/QUOTE]
:smug:
unoptimized =/= unable to run it
if a game has terrible optimization it might fuck on your system
Escort missions and underwater levels.
[QUOTE=Blind Weasel;15944986]but gh3 also needs a good graphics card
i think it was nVidia GeForce 7600.
I have 5700LE :,((((((
and a pretty shitty computer[/QUOTE]
Yeah, well I got a Geforce 5200 video card.
Oh god I almost forgot about GameSpy. Worst piece of shit ever, worse then Punkbuster.
timed underwater escort missions with random encounters JRPG style
When Steam games have other DRMs. I know this isn't Valve's fault. It's because of shitty companies like EA who don't trust anything but shitty SecuROM.
The entire system behind 'free' MMORPGs
"please register this key with your account on our website in order to play this game (it'll only take 4 hours to complete registration)"
Tight timelimits, for example: "3 minutes to kill x amounts of y" and if you count the time it takes to kill that thing the fastest way and take it off the 180 seconds you end up with around 10-20 seconds for you to travel around.
Useless ingame tips, and i mean it in the way of: "open your questbook to continue". Now you either have to press every key on your goddamn keyboard or open the menu and look for controls because it's probably one of those dusty forgotten keys on the other end of your board.
Class restrictions (fuck off i want to be a heavy weapons guy)
No swearing servers (fuck off)
Securom (You take such drastic measures to try and prevent piracy but one of your clients has become the most pirated OF ALL TIME solely because you were there. You should fuck off, and fuck off from wherever you end up as well.)
MMO kill x of y (what kind of dull person thought that to be entertaining... whoever they are they can fuck off)
Quicktime events (fuck off I don't want to push buttons/move the mouse when an icon pops up on the screen, I'm not playing DDR you annoying shit)
corrupted .exes !! :argh:
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