It was a long summers day at valvE HQ, and I was strolling to get Gabe his donuts and coffee. I bring him his snacks and then I get on my knees and start to motorboat his big sweaty titties. "WUBUBUBUB" I say as I motorboat Gabe, He moans in pleasure and chunks of donuts fall onto my face, I reach for the scizzors and start to trim gabes jungle, one by one his rain forest is reduced to a small bush, Gabes 1 incher is now in clear view, and I slowly cut it off and put it into his coffee, so that he can drink his own blood. I cup my hands in front of Gabes huge ass, and gather two handfulls of shit, and mix it into the coffee, with parts of my skin burning off from the hot coffee, Gabe drools all over himself, and then takes a long whif of the coffee, he then proceeds to chug it all down, and then swirls the shit around in his mouth.
I walk out of gabes office, and say to myself "I love working at Valve"
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Gabe is sexy.
Agreed
:geno:
:what:
o_o...
What is wrong with you people?
I fapped to that.
Not as sexy as WAR FACE.
Who would do that stuff with Gabe to get a finished copy of Episode 3?
Junkie has gotten to you people.
[QUOTE=Poor Irish Boy;21019452]It was a long summers day at valvE HQ, and I was strolling to get Gabe his donuts and coffee. I bring him his snacks and then I get on my knees and start to motorboat his big sweaty titties. "WUBUBUBUB" I say as I motorboat Gabe, He moans in pleasure and chunks of donuts fall onto my face, I reach for the scizzors and start to trim gabes jungle, one by one his rain forest is reduced to a small bush, Gabes 1 incher is now in clear view, and I slowly cut it off and put it into his coffee, so that he can drink his own blood. I cup my hands in front of Gabes huge ass, and gather two handfulls of shit, and mix it into the coffee, with parts of my skin burning off from the hot coffee, Gabe drools all over himself, and then takes a long whif of the coffee, he then proceeds to chug it all down, and then swirls the shit around in his mouth.
I walk out of gabes office, and say to myself "I love working at Valve"[/QUOTE]
robin i didn't know you were on facepunch :v:
I laughed till I cried then I cried till I laughed
Because you're an asshole: Episode 3 Delayed.
Until 2989.
That's right you assholes, I'll be a thousand fucking years old before I get my Ep 3 now :(
It's fucking amazing, the shit you find on the internet.
[QUOTE=Libertas;21020291]Because you're an asshole: Episode 3 Delayed.
Until 2989.
That's right you assholes, I'll be a thousand fucking years old before I get my Ep 3 now :([/QUOTE]
no it would have to be the year 3004 for you to be 1000
What
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Fuck
:wtc:
What have you been smokin bro? Gotta try that.
:gizz:
[QUOTE=Poor Irish Boy;21019452] one by one his rain forest is reduced to a small bush, Gabes 1 incher is now in clear view, and I slowly cut it off and put it into his coffee, so that he can drink his own blood. [/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=CoolCorky;21020543]no it would have to be the year 3004 for you to be 1000[/QUOTE]
Oh, you're so very clever. Very, very clever, you can make stupid complaints about me being a child because I disagree with this somehow being "funny".
Have a good time with that chuckles.
This is useful to me.
:wtc:
You're a strange fellow
Why do pictuabeTabe looking like Peter Griffin right now...
War face was better.
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