In this thread you post a parody of a game valve has already made. (EX: half life, left for dead)
I'll start us off.
Left 4 lunch: In this game America's population has grown so fat that you are the last 4 skinny people! It is up to you to save your country by destroying MC donalds, Bugger kings, KFCs and other fatty restaurants. The only enemy are fat people who waddle at you and some times vomit on you which gets more fatties to come at you. You might meet other people who have built them self a safe zone or are in some boat or truck of some kind.
Now get posting.
Vortex:
A nazi scientist uses you, a jewish subject, to test out his new teleportation device. But at the end it leads to a furnace.
pants life
theres a game and its pants
Individual Fortress.
Free-for-all deathmatch filled with whiny 12 year olds, 20-something campers and unbalanced classes.
[QUOTE=InUndenial;20807242]pants life
theres a game and its pants[/QUOTE]
I shed a tear.
Fucking brilliant.
Two and a half life.
Half life 2 episode 3: The final episode in the episodic trilogy.
[QUOTE=kevinseven;20807448]Half life 2 episode 3: The final episode in the episodic trilogy.[/QUOTE]
*Voice from the future* "To bad it ended up like duke nukem forever" DUUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUN DUUUUUNNNNN
Half 4 Dead 2:
You are a group of 4 rebles in city that has tons of respawning headcrab zombies and to only way so escape is to solve a bunch of see-saw puzzles and at the end you fight a giant group of fast and poision zombies only to be saved by a turning on a combine portal and going to Xen.
How about H λ L F - A $ $, a crowbar in Gman's butt?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJh8NucqPY4[/media]
Can you believe the real voice actor of Gman is used here?!
[QUOTE=LtBubbles;20807441]Two and a half life.[/QUOTE]
Gordon pulls a knife on Alyx, then goes to rehab?
Half-Wife
The game about chainsaws and divorce papers.
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;20807397]Individual Fortress.
Free-for-all deathmatch filled with whiny 12 year olds, 20-something campers and unbalanced classes.[/QUOTE]
Do you mean Combat Arms?
Half-Life
You play a scientist working in a top secret facility in the late 80s.
You study radioactive decay and then die of radiation poisoning slowly.
Your best friends barney, eli and kleiner watch you slowly wither away as your vital organs shut down one by one and your internal organs begin to melt.
As the credits roll, path of borealis plays.
Second Life: A massive MMO that is compromised mainly by idiots, trolls, and pedophiles. There are dicks and shit and tits everywhere at any time.
Oh wait.
First life:
You go around a neigborhood filled with fat 12 year olds connected to the Steam Forums. You can poke them and throw rocks at them and they will start to whine on the fourms.
fast-threads
you are a highly popular subject, but you create a ressonance cascade, and travel to fast threads!
cream fortress 2
all your guns fire cream
Left 4 Bread
A college chick, an old 'nam vet, a vest wearing biker, and a systems analyst go out to the local grocery store to buy some more bread. Along the way they must fight off mobs of chain smokers, free runners, depressed women, fat people, and steroid junkies to get that last loaf of bread.
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;20834147]Freeman's Mind: You go through the game making witty comments about people and things.[/QUOTE]
fixed
Team Fortress 2 Brotherhood of Arms: After two years of development hopefully it will have been worth the wait.
Blue Shit: See a doctor
Team Pornfest 2: Double Tap Edition
Team Faptress 2
You're masturbating. AS A TEAM...
Solo Outpost 3
A game with a high definition, more realistic than real life art style that is played with a single class.
Counter-Bike: Source
You all fight eachother on bikes!
[QUOTE=Roger The Alien;20835856]Team Faptress 2
You're masturbating. AS A TEAM...[/QUOTE]
Now doctor! Deploy the circle jerk!
get behind me doctor ^
Half-Life 2: Episode Three
You are an average guy in 1994 called Jim. You walk to the shops and buy some milk, but when you get to the checkout discover you are 5p short! Luckily there is an offer on so you buy the milk and go home.
Cream Fortress 2:
All characters use their dicks instead of guns and blast jizz at each other. Yes the Pyro shoots fire out of his dick and the sniper has a scope mounted on his.
R8 gay m8
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