It was a long summers day at valvE HQ, and I was strolling to get Gabe his donuts and coffee. I bring him his snacks and then I get on my knees and start to motorboat his big sweaty titties. "WUBUBUBUB" I say as I motorboat Gabe, He moans in pleasure and chunks of donuts fall onto my face, I reach for the scizzors and start to trim gabes jungle, one by one his rain forest is reduced to a small bush, Gabes 1 incher is now in clear view, and I slowly cut it off and put it into his coffee, so that he can drink his own blood. I cup my hands in front of Gabes huge ass, and gather two handfulls of shit, and mix it into the coffee, with parts of my skin burning off from the hot coffee, Gabe drools all over himself, and then takes a long whif of the coffee, he then proceeds to chug it all down, and then swirls the shit around in his mouth.
I walk out of gabes office, and say to myself "I love working at Valve"
F-- thread, wouldn't read again.
:byodood:
Does this count as erotic literature or psychological horror?
He's going for a ban, i watched 3 more of his shit threads pop up on the ticker.
[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;21106669]Does this count as erotic literature or psychological horror?[/QUOTE]
Both. We need Austin Powers here, stat!
[IMG]http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/124155-1/WTFmanSloth.jpg[/IMG]
Once again, an image has expressed my views about something.
BAH, what the hell was that?!
He posted the same story and got banned for it 4 days ago.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=915456[/url]
Hopefully a permaban this time.
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I fapped to this though
Please someone tell me that the account was hijacked or something. Kinda unbelievable to see someone with over 800 posts write crap like that.
[QUOTE=Kalkka;21106837]Please someone tell me that the account was hijacked or something. Kinda unbelievable to see someone with over 800 posts write crap like that.[/QUOTE]
Gold Members do it all the time. =-p
[QUOTE=Kalkka;21106837]Please someone tell me that the account was hijacked or something. Kinda unbelievable to see someone with over 800 posts write crap like that.[/QUOTE]
He's going on a banme spree across facepunch
[QUOTE=Fusilero1;21106860]He's going on a banme spree across facepunch[/QUOTE]
Only to fade away as some minor in History of facepunch
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