Ok, heres your chance to use your imagination. Type out a short story of your version of episode 3's story line. The only thing i ask is that you start off right after episode 2. -My Story: After alyx as done crying over her father, she and gordon get into the heli. Dog hops into the cargo bay, and the three fly out of the hangar. while flying to Alaska, the Advisor(s) that killed Eli find you and crush the heli. Before it gets totally demolished, dog kills the Advisor(s), and pulls Gordon and Alyx out of the wreckage. Vortigaunts come out of the forest where gordon and alyx 'landed' (somewhere in snowy forest in Alaska) and determine that Alyx and Gordon are in critical critical condition. After the vortigaunts haul gordon and alyx to home base, they heal them. When alyx and gordon wake up, they ask the vorts if they have seen a ship that said 'Borealis' on the side. They said it was just to the east, and that they saw resistance get taken down by combine, and that the combine might still be there. The vorts show alyx and gordon to some old beat up snow mobiles. The vorts set them on theyre way to the borealis. (this is all i have so far.) - Good luck, and have fun.
[B]You and Alyx fly into Alaska but you make a pit stop at an oil rig near Alaska, you find a portal that takes you to another world, so seeing as Gordon is a dumbass he jumps in with Alyx and what the fuck, it's some kind of RPG-Anime world of dragons and knights, so you have to do quests in order to find all of the 7 portal pieces to go back to your world, so you do that, and you teleport to Zen, though Vorts are stupid so they make another portal for you and that takes you back to your world and then suddenly G-Man turns into a super badass boss that you gotta take out with rocket launching crowbars while Alyx is in the backround doing nothing, then Barney shows up with that beer he owed you, which gives you a stamina boost for 12 seconds, then G-Man uses his eye lasers to destroy a bridge for no apparent reason, after you defeat G-Man, you find out that Breen was alive and with robotic implants, so you go to his Summer vacation Alaska house where he rests, and you find out that the bridge was the only way to the house, so Gordon FFFFUUUU-'s and Alyx uses her Heli Jetpacks she made while you were fighting G-Man, so you get across the bridge and kill him while the Combine are attacking you, after that Mossman comes in a badass stance to aid you in battle, then Solid Snake pops up and says he came back from the dead to aid you in the final battle against the Combine, then an epic battle of epic proportions happen, Mossman dies because she was a bitch, and so you destroy the last portal of the Combine world and -PLOT TWIST-
Snake tries to kill you, he takes Alyx as a hostage and you have to go to Africa to acquire the sniper rifle of Sniper Wolf in order to kill him, so you go to Africa while African zombies from RE5 attack you, you need to steal the sniper from the chamber of doom, which was located on Phobus, one of the Mars' moons, so you fly there, and you see that demons and monsters have risen, so you take a Crow-Chain-Bar-Saw and make your way to the center of Phobus, so you take the sniper rifle and fly back to Earth and you get back to Alaska and find out that Snake has left because a new Metal Gear was being made, so you find a time machine left by the Combine, you use it because you like to push buttons and stuff, and it takes you back in time where Barney appears, you give him a beer because you had one in your huge-ass pockets where all your guns are located, and he gives it to past Gordon, which gives him a stamina boost for 12 seconds, then you find the time machine again, set it back to your time, but whoops, you pressed the wrong button again, how silly of you, then you teleport a millennia in the future where Fallout 3 happens, and you think "Fuck it" so you hide in a shack and make babies with Alyx, THE END
But wait...
-PLOT TWIST AGAIN-
G-Well, the dude who created the Half-Life universe has been sent to you to help you get back in time so that there would be a Half-Life 3, then you travel back in time with 28 newly born babies but one baby escapes and holds G-Well for ransom, but he tells him that he would give him all the stuff he wants so he, being a baby, thought of being a super badass dude with a super badass name, thus creating Duke Nukem, but his brother twin also wanted to be a badass, so Postal Dude was born and you find out that The Recycle, The Combine's twin enemies have opened a portal, so then G-Well talks to you that he needs an assistant in his duties, and he promises that he will get an voice actor because G-Well was being cheap, so Gordon Freeman receives a nickname G-Man and travels back in time to the first Half-Life to watch over his former self, but your 28 babies killed each other while you find out that Alyx has left you with 3 alive, 23 dead and 2 missing babies because you never looked at her side, so she left you and inserted her brains into a machine and called herself GLaDOS, thus creating the Aperture Science Enrichment Center,
So the survivor babies do this:
One baby travels to Half-Life and becomes Alyx, which means you fucked your own child, you sick prick,
Another baby creates Zen and calls himself "Nihilath" for some reason,
Another baby went to heaven then she took her Halo and created the Halo trilogy, she then called herself "Diana"
Another baby married his own brother and they became the gay penguins,
Another baby came back from the dead and he created the very first Halo Hentai because he had dirty dreams of her sister, therefore creating Half-Life 3, Halo, Half-Life, Halo Hentai, a whole bunch of games and finally a Time Paradox, ZE END...Um, again[/B]
Tried to use my imagination as much as I can
We get a chance to roam around White Forest a little, get on the heli, crash in arctic, GMan's speech, Barney saves us, we get to the little what left of Mossman's base, find them hiding, Alyx tells about Eli's death, cry-moment, attack, fight, Mossman/Alyx kidnapped, you and Barney head to Borealis, a HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK NO ONE EXPECTED THAT moment, save Mossman/Alyx, fight the boss, fancy GMan speech, on how he needs the ship, choose (OMGFINALLY) to destroy or to leave the Borealis (like HL1, wrong=death). The right one is to destroy it, GMan wants to make butthurt, the vorts save you, we return to white forest, FINALLY GET THE FUCKING BEER, love moment, end.
[QUOTE=Ezhik;16354466]We get a chance to roam around White Forest a little, get on the heli, , crash in arctic, GMan's speech, Barney saves us, we get to the little what left of Mossman's base, find them hiding, Alyx tells about Eli's death, cry-moment, attack, fight, Mossman/Alyx kidnapped, you and Barney head to Borealis, a HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK NO ONE EXPECTED THAT moment, save Mossman/Alyx, fight the boss, fancy GMan speech, on how he needs the ship, choose (OMGFINALLY) to destroy or to leave the Borealis (like HL1, wrong=death). The right one is to destroy it, GMan wants to make butthurt, the vorts save you, we return to white forest, FINALLY GET THE FUCKING BEER, love moment, end.[/QUOTE]
Wow, thats pretty,good. And fucking hilarious!
Thanks.
Go in the boat, piss off stalkers, grab the RED intelligence, exit, and have a beer with Barney.
Topping shit off since December 07.
Oh shit I didn't realise how big my post was,
Aah well, I'll just use it for later use
Alyx informs you that, since Eli's death, she just can't go on. She is replaced by either Barney or some hot Combine assassin girl that defected. No, I don't know why. She wasn't lobotomized. Shut up. Anyways, you would have the choice of either Barney or her. If you chose Barney, the defector would be executed. If you did choose her, Barney would remain behind. After this, you proceed to the location of Mossman's transmission and are attacked by some new kind of enemy, like a recycled Cremator-type entity designed to melt the ice. After clearing Kraken Base of Overwatch units, you find the coordinates to a rebel base near the Borealis.
The rebels have barricaded the way to the Borealis since the Combine discovered it, so you and the defector/Barney must find an alternate route. You fight your way through ice tunnels infested with a new type of headcrab zombie, though old favorites like the Fombie and the Zombine are present as well. After you reach the Borealis, you must breach the Combine perimeter and enter the ship itself.
Once inside the Borealis, you are confronted with a new annoyance: an insane Aperture Laboratories test subject constantly hinders your progress by alerting Combine soldiers to your presence and/or triggering Ravenholm-style traps. You are waylaid by Advisors, and your partner, whoever they may be, is taken as a hostage. You then must battle your way through a group of Advisors (with some special new weapon akin to the Super Gravity Gun) to rescue your partner.
A final showdown with Dr. Breen ensues, ending with Breen's death and the wresting of Earth from Combine control. If the defector accompanied you, this victory would come at the cost of her life. If Barney accompanied you, he would be the one who saved the day.
DAMN that took a long time to type.
EDITED: I thought of more ideas and added them.
You fly in a chopper and land on the ship.
Alyx goes 'fuck fuck blow this shit up baw my dad'
Gordon asplodes the shit and then gman is like 'lol statis'
You're in the Choppa going to [b]ALASKA[/b], when a bigger version of the monster from Blast Pit reaches up and grabs the choppa. Alyx is eaten by an Itcythosaur and you give chase in a [b]steamboat[/b]. You arrive in Alaska and Alxy is frozen in some ice, and [b]Gman[/b] is all:
"Damn, that's better than stasis." So you free Alyx, and then an [b]Itcythosaur[/b] bursts through the wall and turns into a cyborg version of Breen. He lols at you, then [b]GLaDoS[/b] bursts through the wall and fights him. Then a portal gun falls from the ceiling and [b]Alyx[/b] is all;
"Lolwut?". And you use it to escape, while the Borealis mysteriously [b]explodes[/b].
Gordon Walks into a room sees a bottle of champagne and mossman and alyx continue on.
Gordon is about to lose his virginity in the helicopter, and it gets taken down
gordan and alyx berry Eli. and then you fly to the NORTHERN ICE CAPS. and you find the ship. bust in. You see a whole bunch of crates that say "TOP SECRET: GLaDoS -- MORALITY CHIP" and so on. and Alyx starts going. WTF?. then you find the portal gun. and then you all die. : - /
Here's a touching EP3 story. Once upon a time Mossman got shot, Alyx died, And Gordon lived happily ever after in stasis.
The End.
eli is zombie ghost and tells gordan freechman to blow up the borealis and when he does he and alyx get laid
Gordan and alyx fuck through the whole game only taking time to get revenge on an advisor.
You can see russia from the borealis, then you have to kill a zombie Karimatrix, and he makes sexposes with zombies.
You then go into something that looks morbidly like e3_industrial.
All I know is that Barney had better live to buy me a fucking beer at the end.
Gordon, Chicago Ted, and G-man team up to kill off all the zombies, Combine, and Xenians in existence, Alyx gets Gordon a goddamn sandvich and stays in the kitchen like a woman goddamn should, Barney gets Gordon his goddamn beer and stays in his own house like he goddamn should, and Mossman gets Gordon his goddamn sex and stays in Gordon's bedroom like she goddamn should. The. Fucking. End.
Alyx dies like her dad, Gordon crowbars the shit out of the combine because his favorite pussy just went and died. Not like there aren't tons of other fine ladies who want his silent cock, but still. The end.
Also of course Barney finally gives Gordon that bloody beer. Two of them to make up for being a game and three episodes late.
[QUOTE=LoserMan255;16358013]Gordon is about to lose his virginity in the helicopter, and it gets taken down[/QUOTE]
"So, Gordon, I think it's about time we got to know each other a little better."
*Gordon continues flying the heli*
*Alyx takes off the armor plate covering his trousers*
*Gordon gets a boner, keeps flying*
"So, Gordon..."
*Gordon is trying to keep from boning Alyx like mad while he's still flying*
"...how's about I suck that big, throbbing, M.I.T. Graduate dick of yours?"
*Alyx lowers her head, and is just about to lick his dick, when...*
"OH GOD YES"
*You finally hear Gordon's voice, but then the Heli gets shot down*
Gabe Newell tries to diet but is too fat.
[QUOTE=Aurain;16367351]Gabe Newell tries to diet but is too fat.[/QUOTE]
just cause he looks like jabba from star wars, does not mean you should call him fat.
[img]http://www.thebaglady.tv/jabba.jpg[/img]
or
[img]http://images.bit-tech.net/content_images/lost_coast_screens/gabe_campb.jpg[/img]
Simmilar, No?
hehe
Anyway, awesome ideas, keep it up lol
Looking at Gabe Newell's desk, I'm glad to know there's someone out there who has a more cluttered desk than me.
Start game. Get beer from Barney. Credits roll.
THE END
[QUOTE=dtoporowski;16367759]just cause he looks like jabba from star wars, does not mean you should call him fat.
[img]http://images.bit-tech.net/content_images/lost_coast_screens/gabe_campb.jpg[/img]
Simmilar, No?
hehe
Anyway, awesome ideas, keep it up lol[/QUOTE]
Holy shit someone is sitting on gabe newell!
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Wat.
Barney buys you beer.You drink seven. You walk up to an advisor and say 'Look im fdsjgsdfigjsfd" advisor kills you credits roll
^ awesome
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