DICEWARS - Roll 'dem bones! - Games

[img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/bb8f12e6d8b2af04483f50bf3611792d.PNG[/img] [b]OH FUCK OH FUCK DICEWARS[/b] [b]What is DICEWARS?[/b] DICEWARS is a motherfucking cool game made by some japanese dudes or some shit. It's more or less RISK, without the stupid fucking rules. [b]How to not fucking suck at DICEWARS[/b] - You're always the purple "team" (whatever the fuck you want to call it), so don't run around thinking you're the red team. - If you like to cheat (i.e. you're gay), pick a map at the beginning that benefits you. - Don't be a stupid fuck. [b]Where do I play DICEWARS?[/b] There's the full-screen version for cool motherfuckers: [url]http://www.jeffwu.net/games/dicewars.swf[/url] The smaller version for crybabies: [url]http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/dice/dice.html[/url] [b]WAAH WAAH I WANT MULTIPLAYER[/b] There is a version of DICEWARS with multiplayer, but it's for faggots. [url]http://kdice.com/#oIkainry38[/url]

I like this game.

Yea its a pretty good time waster thanks

[QUOTE=Jonathan1321;16179873]Yea its a pretty good time waster thanks[/QUOTE] DIS AIN'T NO TIME WASTER! I DEDICATED MY LIFE TO DIS GAME, AND YOU COME UP IN MY THREAD AND CALL IT A TIME WASTER?! o

[QUOTE=dgsjk;16179901]DIS AIN'T NO TIME WASTER! I DEDICATED MY LIFE TO DIS GAME, AND YOU COME UP IN MY THREAD AND CALL IT A TIME WASTER?! o[/QUOTE] It's ok. You'll never die, my sweet prince.

God damn this fucking game I've just spent another hour on it.

This is stupid. There are no tactics, it's all just fucking luck. And the stupid AI places your dice for you, what the shit? They place dice in the middle, and leave my borders with like 2 die each, it's fucking stupid. If they changed it and made it so you place your own die down, that'd be sweet.

[QUOTE=loopoofreak;16182704]This is stupid. There are no tactics, it's all just fucking luck. And the stupid AI places your dice for you, what the shit? They place dice in the middle, and leave my borders with like 2 die each, it's fucking stupid. If they changed it and made it so you place your own die down, that'd be sweet.[/QUOTE] then how do I consistently win

I've spent so much of my time on this game, so much fun :)

[QUOTE=loopoofreak;16182704]This is stupid. There are no tactics, it's all just fucking luck. And the stupid AI places your dice for you, what the shit? They place dice in the middle, and leave my borders with like 2 die each, it's fucking stupid. If they changed it and made it so you place your own die down, that'd be sweet.[/QUOTE] you obviously just fucking suck at the game

I don't fucking suck, I do well. But when the fucking AI dishes out my men and sticks em all in stupid locations, my borders get overrun by enemies. It's stupid. Let me place my own god damn dice.

When i figured it out, i decided how awesome this game is :D

No you just suck. There are tactics involved. Basically the more you spread out the more dices get added on each turn. But the problem with spreading out too much means your borders are weak and easily taken over. The main point is to get your big hulking towers on the front, that way you don't get your borders overrun directly on the next turn.

if there are huge dice towers behind the low-dice border territories, don't attack. let the enemy's frontline stay weak, and attack when you can leave a strong defense of your own.

bump, you shit-eating cockdonkeys

[QUOTE=innerfire34;16722933]bump, you shit-eating cockdonkeys[/QUOTE] i'll fight your face

What the ... I lost before it was even my turn.

There is also one with soldiers, yeah a rip-off, this one is really fucking old.

This looks like it would be more fun with friends and actual dice. Obviously, you wouldn't be able to randomly generate the map, but still [editline]11:44PM[/editline] It's actually surprisingly tactical as well; making sure you have the right number of dice to fight the amount of enemies there are near by. Definitely not just chance.

God damn for such a simple game that can even be played in real life with paper, a pen to make territories and lotsa dice, it's really fucking adicting.

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i read the title as "DICKWARS - Roll 'dem boners!"

I'm going to see if this will work on my PSP. Should do; it's not like much is happening. The flight to Lanzarotti tomorrow won't even exist.

[QUOTE=Livewire2440;16725465]i read the title as "DICKWARS - Roll 'dem boners!"[/QUOTE] Your avatar shows what I did when I saw your post, don't worry one day you'll mature and be able to read things without seeing anything sexual.

[img]http://bayimg.com/image/nadeeaace.jpg[/img] Woah, that got JPG raped big style. Ah well. [editline]03:58PM[/editline] Also, I don't think it would be better if you chose where the dice go; there are tactics to getting them to go where you want them to.