The Adventures of Commander Facepunch Shephard - An Interactive project

[Egevened]

[b]This is supposed to be a joint effort by me and Canuhearme? but he's a major dick (kidding) so I started this anyway[/b]

I guess I should not do this but I will warn you anyways, you will need massive bandwidth as I want to include everything that happens.

At the end of each diary I will make a choice, if it is a conversation, I will give you the choice to be negative, positive, or neutral. If it is a story related two-way choice (I know where those are) then obviously I will give you that choice.

It favors widescreen monitors greatly, so I am sorry if you have to scroll.

If you want me to mediatag stuff, just ask, for now I think it clogs this up even more

[i]The adventure starts out with a clueless war veteran, who shares traits of Samuel L. Jackson, a great cinema actor from 200 years ago. He lived on earth on the streets in a gang (thought this was appropriate) and is a ruthless soldier.[/i]

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[I]He's not hardcore enough to play hardcore but everything else is set to be as hard as possible to make it impossible to play.[/I]

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[I]Story time, yaaay[/I]

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get people killed get the ability to save the galaxy makes a fucking lot of sense

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[B]ALL RIGHT BITCHES [/B]

[B]COMMANDER SHEPHARD ON THE DECK MOTHERFUCKAAA[/B]

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What a fag seriously I hope he GETS KILLED

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[I]Here I skip a part when I told them to fuck off because I have important things to shit up[/I]

So as I get control of our hero I start walking and bump into a faggot and a lesbian talking

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Should I respond

[I]Not at all
Negatively
Neutrally
Positive[/I]

[jcallan]

[i]Turn off computer[/i]
[i]Get life[/i]

[Vizx]

Negatively.

[jcallan]

or C)

[i]Skip to sex scene[/i]

[Egevened]

[QUOTE=jcallan;16978493][i]Turn off computer[/i]
[i]Get life[/i][/QUOTE]

you are cool and edgy

very

[jcallan]

[QUOTE=Egevened;16978508]you are cool and edgy

very[/QUOTE]

I try.

Seriously though, respond negatively to EVERYTHING and see what happens.

[Grempington]

Negatively. Also, as soon as you get hold of the ship, go to the Newton solar system, only to be disappointed that you cannot land on Earth.

[dookie]

If you're going to do this then learn how to post pics w/o the links.

[Egevened]

[QUOTE=Soldier32;16978739]If you're going to do this then learn how to post pics w/o the links.[/QUOTE]

you try linking pictures of that amount without getting lazy

[JesterUK]

but he black

[Literally]

[QUOTE=JesterUK;16978789]but he black[/QUOTE]

This reply was bound to happen.

[bigdan]

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[Egevened]

[QUOTE=JesterUK;16978789]but he black[/QUOTE]

supposed to represent the collective ego of fp

[jcallan]

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sheeeeeeeeeet

[OscarLimaEcho]

You better fucking respond negatively to everything.

[imadaman]

Mediatags, Negative

[bigdoggie]

Negatively.

[AimlessGiant]

Negatively.

[Feuver]

Neg.

[the_shape]

This is dumb.
Stop making this crap.

[Egevened]

hey guys i was late im so sorry i have a lfie

[B]Okay bitches Commander Shephard on the deck[/B]

fuck yo ass

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yeah faggot

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well okay this was boring lets go to the briefing I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS

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PLOT DEVICES ONLY THE CONVERSATION IS BORING AND I CAN NOT CRACK ANY JOKES

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is this the [B]bible[/B]

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at this point i told him to fuck off and follow me but i lost it

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i save her how should i respond

[Minorkos]

Negatively

[imadaman]

Negative, mediatags.

[Feuver]

Neg.

[FunnyGamer]

Negatively in media tags.