What achievements you want in Episode Three? - Games

Based on the L4D2 achievement thread. I don't have ideas, so it's your turn.

How It All Began Finish the game using only the crowbar.

Achievement: Little Rocket Man Returns

[QUOTE=Octo;17153374]How It All Began Finish the game using only the crowbar.[/QUOTE] That'd be fucking genius. Also, Jack be Nimble: Finish the game less than two hours after release.

Slam Dunk: Finish the game using only gravity gun propelled items.

[QUOTE=NeoTurtle;17153538] Also, Jack be Nimble: Finish the game less than two hours after release.[/QUOTE] That wouldnt be a very good idea, as if you fail, you can't retry.

[QUOTE=R4iden;17153651]Slam Dunk: Finish the game using only gravity gun propelled items.[/QUOTE]If it returns in Ep3. :v:

[QUOTE=Akita;17153697]That wouldnt be a very good idea, as if you fail, you can't retry.[/QUOTE] The greater award

A better version would be "Finish the game in less than 2 hours". Setting it since release means you only get one shot at it, and you have to start right away as soon as it's released. So what if Steam has issues, or something else comes up and you can only start it an hour after it's been released? What happens if you buy the game a day later? then the achievement is just taking up space on the Steam servers.

rape alyx

Thick Skulled Survive 10 headcrab bites, then die from something non-crab related. Recalled Annoyance Reach the highest point in any level, locate the general direction of City 17, and fire a weapon at it. Crowbar doesn't count. Central Collision Get hit by a flying gnome in the first level

Stealthy Saviour: Kill 50 Combine from behind.

Survivalist Garden Decoration: Find the gnome, scorched and cracked.

LIVE UP TO FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES! Find John and Henry Freeman.

Stick it to the man: Use the crowbar to pry off an advisors face thing.

Rocket Man: Get inside the crashed space pod

Scientist's best friend: Aquire the Snark weapon. I hope they make a comeback :(

Too Eager Fans: Try making Achievments for a game we don't know anything about, 'cause it isn't out yet. :derp:

Never Call me FAT!: Delay EP3 by calling Gabe Fat some more Seriousness: Return of the One Free Man: Beat the first Chapter. Hazardous Enviornment Searcher: Find the hidden Cache out in the Arctic. Seeing is not Always Believing: (Secret) Find the Hidden G-Man Recording A Duel for Kings: Defeat an Advisor. Cold Case: Beat the Second Chapter. Strong Back: Find Half the Weapons in the Game. Snow-Guard: Defeat the Snow Antlion Guard. Hunting the Hunters: Kill 10 Scouting Hunters. Ph.D: Get 50 Gravity Gun Kills. Elitiest: Kill the Combine Superior Elite. Death Cave: Complete Chapter 3. Crowbar vs. Advisor: Defeat an Advisor with only your crowbar. Bring Em' On!: Survive the Combine Assault. The Borealis: Complete Chapter 4. About that Beer I owed Ya!: (Secret) Recieve beer from Barney. Army of Three: Survive the Second Combine Assault. Anti-Brain Freeze: Kill all the Snowcrabs. The Dream Team: Survive the Third Combine Assault Arena on Deck: Complete Chapter 5. Condition Zero: Gain the H.E.V Helmet when weather is too cold. Denied: Kill a Winter Barnacle while being grabbed by it's tounge with a crowbar. Ph.D in Weapons: Find all the Weapons in the game. Box of Love: (secret) Do Not Throw the Companion Cube Overboard. Box of Hatred: (Secret) Throw the Companion Cube Overboard. Escape!: Complete Chapter 6. Boom Baby!: Kill 20 enemies with explosives. Good Ol' Days: Kill an enemy with S.L.A.M. Tough Guy: Survive the Battle on the Snowy Cliffside. Meet the (new) Striders: Kill a Snow Strider. Power!: Turn Power back on in the secret Combine Base. Feminine Assassin: Kill the Female Assassin. To the Kraken Base!: Complete Chapter 7. A Temporary Adjustment: Aquire the Portal Upgraded Gravity Gun. Now Your Thinking!: Complete Chapter 8 (Portals Only) Only the Best Cannot Stay: Lose the Gravity Gun. Reunited: Reunite with Barney. Oh Geez, not Again!: Find the Snow-Mobile. Master Vent-Crawler: Beat Barney in a Vent Crawling race to get into the Locked Room. Arctic Traveler: Complete Chapter 9. Overwatch!: Save Alyx from the Combine Overwatch. Oh-La-La: Get a Kiss from Alyx. Crowater: Get 100 crowbar kills. Vort Record: Find the Hidden Vortigaunt Recording. Mission UnImpossible: Complete Chapter 10. Down with the Queen!: Kill the Antlion Queen. Follow in his Words: (Secret) Destroy the Borealis. Freeman Will Prevail!: Defeat the Adult Advisor. Just the Beggining: Beat the Game. All my Secret Achievements: Sharing the Same Fate: (Secret) Throw the Gnome in the Aperture Science Infirmary. Look at the TV Mom!: Enter the Secret Password and Look at the T.V. (ASHPD) Wait, Wha...: Before Alyx finishes saying something to you, move on to the next level. Steel Glasses: Survive a Headshot. Vent, Vent Revolution: Find all the Hidden Vent Caches. Something you wanna tell me?: Kill 20 Combine with Ball Shots. Classics: Unlock Arcade Mode. Newbie: Get 10,000 Points in Arcade Mode. Rookie: Get 20,000 Points in Arcade Mode. Average: Get 30,000 Points in Arcade Mode. Ok, so Your Pretty Good: Get 40,000 Points in Arcade Mode. Superior Elite: Get 50,000 Points in Arcade Mode. Vortigaunt: Get 60,000 Points in Arcade Mode. Hunter: Get 70,000 Points in Arcade Mode. Advisor: Get 80,000 Points in Arcade Mode. Veteran: Get 90,000 Points in Arcade Mode. Freeman: Get 100,000 Points in Arcade Mode. Survivalist: Never Die. Cheater: Use a Cheat. Blast from the Past v.2: Find destroyed H.E.V Suit in the Arctic. Snow Explorer: Find he hidden SnowCrab den. Speed Racer: Go at least 70 MPH on the Snow Mobile. OMGHL3?!?!?1: Watch the Entire Credits, and view the Secret Cutscene. Thats it for me. All I have for now

[QUOTE=redBadger;17166200]Never Call me FAT!: Delay EP3 by calling Gabe Fat some more Seriousness: Return of the One Free Man: Beat the first Chapter. Hazardous Enviornment Searcher: Find the hidden Cache out in the Arctic. Seeing is not Always Believing: (Secret) Find the Hidden G-Man Recording A Duel for Kings: Defeat an Advisor. Cold Case: Beat the Second Chapter. Strong Back: Find Half the Weapons in the Game. Snow-Guard: Defeat the Snow Antlion Guard. Hunting the Hunters: Kill 10 Scouting Hunters. Ph.D: Get 50 Gravity Gun Kills. Elitiest: Kill the Combine Superior Elite. Death Cave: Complete Chapter 3. Crowbar vs. Advisor: Defeat an Advisor with only your crowbar. Bring Em' On!: Survive the Combine Assault. The Borealis: Complete Chapter 4. About that Beer I owed Ya!: (Secret) Recieve beer from Barney. Army of Three: Survive the Second Combine Assault. Anti-Brain Freeze: Kill all the Snowcrabs. The Dream Team: Survive the Third Combine Assault Arena on Deck: Complete Chapter 5. All I have for now[/QUOTE] Your list looks like real achievements.

Raising The Bar: Deal the Final Blow with the Crowbar.

[QUOTE=Akita;17153697]That wouldnt be a very good idea, as if you fail, you can't retry.[/QUOTE] What if you need more then 2 hours to install/update/download it? :P

Deep Freeze: Kill an Icebreaker. Ten, Twenty a Day: Wound 20 Hunters with your AR3, then finish them off with your crowbar. Bunker Buster: Destroy two Combine emplacements with the Type 99 cannon. Still Alive: Survive all of Chell's traps in chapter six. Unnecessary but Satisfying: Kill a Headcrab with the Type 99 cannon. Baker: Find the cake onboard the Borealis.

[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;17167020]Deep Freeze: Kill an Icebreaker. Ten, Twenty a Day: Wound 20 Hunters with your AR3, then finish them off with your crowbar. Bunker Buster: Destroy two Combine emplacements with the Type 99 cannon. Still Alive: Survive all of Chell's traps in chapter six. Unnecessary but Satisfying: Kill a Headcrab with the Type 99 cannon. Baker: Find the cake onboard the Borealis.[/QUOTE] This is great. He decided to use weapons he thought'd be put in. And decided to put the Portal Reference in.

You broke my heart...: Dismiss a friendly NPC after having him/her follow you around for 15 minutes: .. And killed me: Kill an ally who has followed you around for 15 minutes. [editline]01:12AM[/editline] rate me wrench

Science! Apply crowbar to the Borealis machine.

Probably should've mentioned this, but I picture the Type 99 cannon to be an extremely devastating energy gun designed specifically to kill Advisors. Also, another one: You're Both Wrong: Find the AR3.

Still Alive: Finish the game. Best Of Friends: Find the companion cube and bring it with you for the rest of the game. The Device Has Been Modified: Get the portal upgrade for the gravity gun. Some of these are indeed weird, but wouldn't it just be awesome if they could happen?

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Total Nutjob : Only kill enemies by shooting at their crotch