Why even post that? Most of those reasons are trash!
Although Duke is more badass than Gordon, Half-Life games is better than the Duke Nukem games.
duke nukem forever
welp looks like gordon wins again
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Then again the whole Episode 3 thing happened so nevermind my point's invalid.
[QUOTE]gordon freeman masturbates with whacked headcrabs[/QUOTE]
:barf:
[QUOTE=Doomish;21301201]duke nukem forever
welp looks like gordon wins again
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Then again the whole Episode 3 thing happened so nevermind my point's invalid.[/QUOTE]
Episode 3s been in development for 6 years, not 11
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leadin by 5 years motherfucker
But Gordon is a theoretical physicist.
1x10^(-∞)m³ for the win.
[QUOTE=zydos;21301319]But Gordon is a theoretical physicist.
1x10^(-∞)m³ for the win.[/QUOTE]
NEGATIVE INFINITY?
Are you trying to cause yet ANOTHER resonance cascade? That area is too small and the EDP (Energy Delivered by Photons) system will energize the Xen crystal so much that we would be literally inviting the ENTIRE combine army to come here!
anyways, If duke and Gordon were in the vicinity of each other every alien within the diameter of the sun would disintegrate.
I like how "Duke is a gentleman and knows how to treat a lady" is followed by "Duke anal fisted the alien queen with a pipe bomb".
Thread should be spammed with Awesome Duke Comments.
[QUOTE=PVT drone536;21303434]Thread should be spammed with Awesome Duke Comments.[/QUOTE]
Blow it out your ass.
[QUOTE=BeAR!);21303491]duke nukem was earlier by one year.. it's your opinion don't rate him dumb because you disagree rate him disgree hurr[/QUOTE]
but what if I think that he's dumb for saying that the stuff in his link is funny?
[QUOTE=xpod1;21301258]Episode 3s been in development for 6 years, not 11
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leadin by 5 years motherfucker[/QUOTE]
You could still win by just saying "Episode 3 is in development :smug:"
[QUOTE=Don Knotts;21303473]Blow it out your ass.[/QUOTE]
...
- Gordon freeman
At this point Duke and Gordon are in the same boat, seeing as they both have games that are highly looked forward to but don't seem to be releasing, ever.
But they're good friends
[img]http://i491.photobucket.com/albums/rr280/waloumi/keen.png[/img]
Gordon Freeman has a crowbar.
END OF THE ARGUMENT.
Someone photoshop this "I am a mac." "and i am a pc" thing so there are Gordon and Duke beating up Soap (the MW guy, not the cleaning product).
Gordon's games are released. :smug:
[img]http://iloapp.pmanbbq.dk/blog/blurps?ShowFile&image=1219398145.jpg[/img]
this is how you treat the ladies
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;21309274]Most of these reasons are complete bullshit.
Edit:
No. All of them are.[/QUOTE]
Shit happens... :c00l:
Fuck you OP.
To those who rated the OP "Dumb", I would like to point something out.
[B]Not once did the OP say that he actually agreed with the reasons.[/B]
You read the thread title and immediately think to yourselves "NO @$&* WAY!" and rate the OP dumb without reading the OP or any other comments. And the icon thingy by the thread title is "Humor" for a reason.
Should of at least compared Duke to Saxton Hale, Freeman looks like a pussy when compared to Duke.
duke is not a faggot nerd
Duke doesn't fap to porn, porn faps to Duke. :suicide:
One more post till gold member. Fuck yeah.
[QUOTE=cheesylard;21319766]One more post till gold member. Fuck yeah.[/QUOTE]
Keychain has more....Explain that.
[QUOTE=PVT drone536;21320013]Keychain has more....Explain that.[/QUOTE]
He hasn't been a member for 2 years yet.
Duke has a pathetic existence.
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/674a00pukefuckem.png[/img]
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