Tales From the Galactopticon | BLUE AND HORNY - Games

NEW SVN: [url]http://gala.tdoyle.me[/url] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/movieposter.jpg[/img] [b]TALES FROM THE GALACTOPTICON[/b] TFTG is a dark comedy set in a sci-fi universe. The focus is on single-player gameplay, and the story revolves around a motley crew of space pirates. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/jmale.jpg[/img] [i]John Solomon, protagonist[/i] [b]Synopsis[/b] It is the future. Human beings have recently come into possession of faster-than-light travel, and many of the nations of Earth (most notably the United States, China, and Great Britain) have rapidly come into their own as mercantile powers. But no arm of the law, however long, can fully cover the vast expanse of space, and those carrying valuable cargo between stars often fall victim to interstellar pirate ships, many of them now crewed by humans. Our hero, John Solomon, is a Laituurian hired gun on the Winning Smile, one of the most feared vessels in the sector. When the Smile is contracted by transstellar the Yellow Cab Company to relieve a the British Empire of their most prized alien artifact, he is thrust into a world of interstellar intrigue, espionage, and alcoholism. Fortunately, the chain-smoking Solomon is just the man, as it were, for the job. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/kalyx.jpg[/img] [i]Kalasha Nadali, sidekick[/i] [b]Early alpha gameplay:[/b] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rRgzAuken0[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQKIwe97tm4[/media] [b]FAQ[/b] Q - When will it be released? A - This mod is in early stages. Too soon to predict, but we may do some form of episodic releases. Q - I have noticed something wrong with one of your models/maps/textures. A - We probably know already. Most of the stuff posted here is very WIP. Q - How do I use the SVN? A - I have no idea. Ask someone else. Q - Why is it such generic sci-fi? A - It's satire. A big part of it will involve sendups of common science fiction tropes. Q - Is this mod made only made by mods? A - No. A lot of mods are involved because we all know each other, and it just panned out that way. Q - What's wrong with your characters? They're all cartoony looking. A - They're supposed to. Q - Why are all your aliens shaped like people? A - None of us is very experienced with animation, and creating a bunch of entirely new skeletons and animations for them would be a lot of extra work. We don't have the time or ability to do that. [URL="http://galact.jimbomcb.co.uk//"][IMG]http://galact.jimbomcb.co.uk/img/SVN.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://galact.jimbomcb.co.uk/nightly/"][IMG]http://galact.jimbomcb.co.uk/img/nightly.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://galactopticon.net/"][IMG]http://galact.jimbomcb.co.uk/img/wiki.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://www.moddb.com/mods/tales-from-the-galactopticon/"][IMG]http://galact.jimbomcb.co.uk/img/moddb.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://galactopticon.deviantart.com/"][IMG]http://galact.jimbomcb.co.uk/img/conceptart.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://www.moddb.com/mods/tales-from-the-galactopticon/images"][IMG]http://galact.jimbomcb.co.uk/img/screenshots.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://www.moddb.com/mods/tales-from-the-galactopticon/videos"][IMG]http://galact.jimbomcb.co.uk/img/videos1.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=galactopticon"][IMG]http://galact.jimbomcb.co.uk/img/videos2.png[/IMG][/URL] [url=https://twitter.com/Galactopticon][img]http://www.jaanus.cc/pictures/twitter.png[/img][/url]

Hot.

Looking good, been following ya'll for a while on this.

I love this mod.

Last awesome update from the previous thread: John Solomon (Uberslug & TH89) and his bottle of JD (TH89) [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3911100/giveusakiss.jpg[/img]

I like how some mods look better and have more thought then full games

[IMG]http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss98/gufu1992b/incominglawsuitin32681.png[/IMG] Something is amiss with the ironsights, I think.

Please refer to FAQ

Space pirates? fuck year

[QUOTE=TH89;22376615]Last awesome update from the previous thread: John Solomon (Uberslug & TH89) and his bottle of JD (TH89) [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3911100/giveusakiss.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] What's the poly count on this beast?

A million

Exactly a million, huh. Is that just a coincidence?

[QUOTE=TH89;22376114]But no arm of the law, however long, can fully cover the vast expanse of space[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/6438055/ARM%20OF%20THE%20LAW.png[/IMG] [editline]06:04PM[/editline] Still no eh

Please no ironsights.

[QUOTE=Steak;22378219]Please no ironsights.[/QUOTE] Why not?

[quote=~zomg;22377968]what's the poly count on this beast?[/quote] 4,107,400 [editline]10:56PM[/editline] including the jack daniels

I'm willing to bet that someone is going to come in this thread and rant about how you can't play with a four million poly model.

(again)

that's why god invented normal mapping

So what exactly is the "Galactopticon"?

its a secret

it's the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy but with a different name

less towels

[QUOTE=onox37;22381631]less towels[/QUOTE] I want a towel weapon. [B]NOW![/B]

[QUOTE=ZapDing;22381906]I want a towel weapon. [B]NOW![/B][/QUOTE] It would completely envelop the enemies head and stop them from breathing. Like a well-intentioned hitman.

[QUOTE=gufu;22381936]It would completely envelop the enemies head and stop them from breathing. Like a well-intentioned hitman.[/QUOTE] or just a wet, soggy tower to whip them with.

or you waterboard them with it Waterboarding: for the discriminating torturer!

looks cool I guess

[QUOTE=butters757;22381233]So what exactly is the "Galactopticon"?[/QUOTE] Galactic porn.

From the sound of it: Galactopticon = Universal Recording of the History of the Universe Argemitis Galacticus = A hidden treasure of incredible value