[quote=The Escapist (John Funk)]Ubisoft Unveils a Sexy Wii Minigame Compilation for Adults
[B]Is the phrase "sexy Wii minigame compilation" making your brain hurt? Just wait until you've seen the trailer.[/B]
As a games writer, every so often you come across something that simply defies description - for any number of reasons. It just makes your jaw hang open while the text box on the screen remains blank as words fail you.
This is one of those times.
The trailer you see here is for Ubisoft's [I]We Dare[/I], an adult-oriented minigame compilation for both the Wii and the PlayStation Move (though judging from the game's name it seems likely that it started life as a Wii title). To put it simply, it looks like Ubisoft is trying to make the point that minigames don't have to just be for kids anymore.
I'm going to reiterate: This is not a hoax, and you can stop checking your calendar wondering if April Fools' is a day early. According to the UK rating site PEGI, this is a [URL="http://www.pegi.info/en/index/global_id/505/?searchString=we+dare"]real thing[/URL].
You may feel second-hand embarrassment at this trailer - that this is a real product that people worked on, and that this is a real commercial that some marketing team came up with. This is also what Ubisoft thinks most male gamers look like, apparently. Also note the homoeroticism - both ways! - thrown in at one of the bonus scenes at the end.
At least they're using a Wii condom. [/quote]
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I...I...I have no comments.
Um... what?
so it's like those truth or dare 18+ games on the iphone?
I can't watch the trailer, I'm in class and I have a feeling it's a bad idea.
Ass spanking: The Game.
[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss;28261839]so it's like those truth or dare 18+ games on the iphone?
I can't watch the trailer, I'm in class and I have a feeling it's a bad idea.[/QUOTE]
It's more of Ass-Spanking, Strip-Teasing, Apple-Eating(?) game than Truth or Date really.
Nothing to see here, just another gimmick on the Wii. :rolleyes:
okay that makes sense, a game trying to sell based solely on sex appeal
awesome
[QUOTE=Ruskie;28261902]Nothing to see here, just another gimmick on the Wii. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Also on the Playstation Move apparently.
Still a gimmick.
Hey guys, come on over and play with me wii.
[editline]24th February 2011[/editline]
there's a singleplayer mode too
it's masturbation
Now this is what they call a system seller!
Didn't the Wii pride itself on family?
Not that baby making and family aren't the same, but.
Good god this is hilarious.
Gaming for all the family!
Instant hit right here.
If I pre-order do I get the bisexual chicks?
Looks hilarious
No Single player? :smith:
I'm totally buying this for my dorm.
This is why im proud to own a wii (super sarcasm)
[editline]25th February 2011[/editline]
wait a fucking second?? ubisoft?? a real game?? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
This would be so much better on the Kinect.
You know that a videogame platform is bad when the only type of game that you could really enjoy playing on it is something sex-oriented.
Not that I'd enjoy this game, that is.
Anyone happens to know the name of the song in the trailer?
Ahahah that looks fucking awkward!
someone email this to fox news
Anyone feel like someone was messaging you over steam due to the song?
It's been a while since I played the Wii with my sister.
[QUOTE=Sharp_Shooter;28265774]This would be so much better on the Kinect.[/QUOTE]
Agreed; nothings better than hands on kinection.
