[U][B][I]Enviro-Bear 2000[/I][/B][/U]
from: [URL]http://toucharcade.com/2009/07/10/enviro-bear-2010-the-best-bear-driving-simulator-in-the-app-store/[/URL]
I like to think of my mental awesome-o-meter, that is, the gauge I use to determine how awesome a game is as something similar to one of those really old analog pressure gauges you might find on a submarine somewhere. Every so often a game comes along that is just so terrible that the ol' awesome-o-meter goes so far in to the red that it comes back up on the other side. [I]Enviro-Bear 2010[/I], my friends, is a game which causes this phenomenon.
Yes, [I]Enviro-Bear 2010[/I] is a bear driving a car simulator where you have five minutes to fatten yourself up and drive to your cave in preparation for winter. The controls are hilariously awful, and while the iPhone may be capable of multi-touch gestures, as a bear driving a car you only have one free paw which is what you use to drive around and scarf down food.
[IMG]http://www.offworld.com/oimages/envirobear2010.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/enviro_bear_2010_a.gif[/IMG]
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[IMG]http://img.slidetoplay.com/20090713/envirobear-2010_4.jpg[/IMG]
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[B][U]Video Review:[/U][/B]
[media][B][URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=DJIb5u4ADL8[/URL][/B][/media][B]
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[U][URL]http://gamejolt.com/freeware/games/enviro-bear-2000/files/enviro-bear-2000/download/211/233/[/URL][/U]
:iia: [B]Just play it[/B]. :iia:
V---- Clocks, Clocks Everywhere
Virus check please
[QUOTE=CounterTunes;22722025]Virus check please[/QUOTE]
how dare you call a virus check on envirobear, shame on you.
It's clean.
It's motherfucking envirobear, how could it not be clean
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;22722061]how dare you call a virus check on envirobear, shame on you.[/QUOTE]
Sorry but games like these seem like fakes..
I played it and I loved it, sequel
Oh god this is the best shit ever.
This is like Spongebob Boat Across except 100x more fun!
I approve on this thread.
Enviro bear is the best of the how the fuck you call this genre ever.
I remember garry posting this specific video on his blog. I found it hilarious because I was like "Why the hell does a bear need a car to get inside a cave?!" still find it hilarious tbh.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24tSPNz2so[/media]
Oh my god help there's a badger in my car and it's fucking my shit up help
oh man, you know what annoyed me? How you had hardly any room
Why does bear drive one handed
[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;22722332]Why does bear drive one handed[/QUOTE]
you dont want to know
omfg lol i got raped by the badger too, two of them :(
I remember watching a video about this game on garry's blog, it was fucking hilarious
this game is retardedly fun
Oh fuck, giant fish that filled up the entire windshield and dashboard!
So I'm driving along, drive over a pond, pick up some fish
the fish falls on my gas pedal, i steer into a tree and two badgers fall out and start fuckin shit up, then i crash into another guy and my bear is like "HRRRRRRRUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"
:frogdowns:
What's the difference between Enviro-Bear 2000 and this (2010)?
[QUOTE=icypenguin;22722877]What's the difference between Enviro-Bear 2000 and this (2010)?[/QUOTE]
I guess that this is for Iphone?
[QUOTE=icypenguin;22722877]What's the difference between Enviro-Bear 2000 and this (2010)?[/QUOTE]
2010 looks worse.
what the fuck am i looking at?
The other cars also have bears
Who really expected a bear to be a good driver anyway?
Fucking epic game
It looks like the makers of this were high when they made it.
[QUOTE=-Chief-;22732222]It looks like the makers of this were high when they made it.[/QUOTE]
They obviously [B]must [/B]have been, right? It's just so [I]wacky[/I] that they couldn't POSSIBLY come up with the idea while sober.
This game is hilarious.
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