• What would you do if you had an HEV Suit?
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This is from [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=206505"]link123175[/URL]'s post on the thread "What if you had a crowbar?" I would use it for long jumping.
Shoot me up some morphine man.
I would sell it to the Government for like 20 million dollars. I mean, what use do I have for radiation resistance, and i dont exacty teleport to different worlds on a daily basis.
I'd turn off the voice system thing, it annoys the crap out of me.
I'd make a plastic Gordon Freeman head for it and use it as a crash test dummy and throw it off a building.
Be sad because I'm too fat to fit in it.
Probably handle some hazardous materials in a hazardous environment, as that's what the suit is for. that or travel to an alien world whichever works
Kick ass, take names
It's not like you can buy HEV Suit in nearby shop.
Sell the design and make a fortune.
[QUOTE=FoxMeister;19517302]Take ass, kick names[/QUOTE] Fix'd.
+ crowbar and own some noobs.
I'd build a 3d hl2 simulator then put on the suit and wreck some shit up.
[QUOTE=mars7a;19517368]Fix'd.[/QUOTE] Without consent :q:
Get a mask, become a superhero. Scienceman!
[QUOTE=Dainbramage;19517526]Get a mask, become a superhero. Scienceman![B][/QUOTE] [/B] The Man of... [B][I]SCIENCE[/I][/B]
I'll copy the blueprints and recreate much more, and team up with friends to create. . . THE HEV SQUAD Also we would have a hobo in a HEV suit.
Break some boxes.
[QUOTE=IRN Zombie;19517633][/B] The Man of... [B][I]SCIENCE[/I][/B][/QUOTE] :science:
Jump off a building and only take 10 damage EDIT: Nevermind. Rate me dumb.
I'd look at it all day.
Be a superhero and take it for use in Hazardous Environment Conditions. [editline]08:57PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Carbon123;19517946]Jump off a building and only take 10 damage[/QUOTE] Thats only in Gmod. You die from more than 3 stories.
Flip backwards and forwards in a most horrible manner.
Be mute.
Wear it
I'll make more of the suits and sell it to the military or something.
Strut.
Search the world for the dentist named Gordon Freeman and declare that it is his birth right
Change the colour from orange to black (with gray highlights)
Buy a crowbar and get a gun lisence.
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