Stupid people you've seen in pubs! - Games

I once encountered a Shadow Shaman who never leveled his ult ("they're too squishy, stats are better") and felt the need to solo Rosh at 8 minutes, and die. He proceeded to die to neutral creeps.

i had a 'support invoker' on my team who only used ice wall and emp the entire game...

I once played with a Drow Ranger that never leveled her frost arrows and said that she was "supporting the team with her aura". Everyone on our team was melee but her.

My favorite 3: * Lion who kept running into me as Lina on bot lane. First he would do things like miss his Q or put zero skills into mana drain, then he would spawn tp and just rush into battle to be aggressive. He must've died to me 5 times. All I had to do was W & Q and one or two autoattacks, if that. * Another Lion, this time a player who tried to carry throughout the whole game. Would steal kills, farm jungle, using his Q to steal kills, etc. Needless to say, he couldn't carry and was awful at playing a Ganker/Support role in the game, and we ended up losing. * Pugna who went mid to carry. She rivaled me throughout the whole game, as I was properly farmed and fed as Drow. Would do stupid things like use his W on enemy heroes we were actively attacking and nearly finished with, because they had "high DPS." Several times he would chase after enemies heroes, and I would do something like back off towards tower because of obvious bait, then he would get mad because he died to a 2v1 gank. Once I told him to stop using his W on heroes we were finishing off, we finally won the game. [editline]2nd June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=butters757;36174815]I once played with a Drow Ranger that never leveled her frost arrows and said that she was "supporting the team with her aura". Everyone on our team was melee but her.[/QUOTE] As someone who plays Drow a lot, I am literally dying of how hilariously dumb this is. Just as bad as putting all skills into Q but never into aura.

Nighstalker who doesnt gank the entire game claiming hes a carry, he also sucked at last hitting sadly.

Not mine, I still remember this from a few dota gd threads back [quote]I once had this person who went nightstalker. He didn't buy any items nor did he ever level up any of his abilities. He never ganked and he kept on dying to the enemy mid. After we lost, he said "Wow I'm good with this hero! I'm gonna play him again some time"[/quote]

This guy named Tetraputecture who talked shit and wasn't that good

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;36175233]This guy named Tetraputecture who talked shit and wasn't that good[/QUOTE] yeah i've played with him a couple times and i could play blindfolded and with my asscheeks better than him

Especially when he tries to carry

Played with one Invoker while I Dazzle'd. He charges into a Pudge, Bane, and Necrolyte. Obviously, he died, but I had said b several times, and then he blamed me and said I'm a support and should probably learn how to support right :v: Oh, I should probably mention he also only used Ice Wall and EMP.

These are all on my teams. -A Tinker with phase boots who then talked shit about how we were all bad. -A Chen who never leveled up holy persuasion. -Riki -Invoker who went exort and damage items like crystalist and got vlads only used sun strike or cold snap. -Prophets who just sit in jungle and never, ever, teleport for ganks or push lanes.

Had a Omniknight on my team, didnt buy wards that wasnt too big of a deal until bottom got ganked endlessly. and i swear i never saw a repel or a ulti from him once.

-Me, I decided to run off and play APB for seventy-two hours before playing DOTA 2 again, only to come back and have lost all knowledge of the builds I made before I left, and all my abilities, I proceeded to charge into battles and die. - And one individual named Vic" who blamed everyone else for his own faults, and decided to steal other people's items from the courier.

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;36175233]This guy named Tetraputecture who talked shit and wasn't that good[/QUOTE] I came here to say that, fuck.

Bloodseeker silencing enemy carries late game. Sad part is i've seen done multiple times.

[QUOTE=aydin690;36175937]Bloodseeker silencing enemy carries late game. Sad part is i've seen done multiple times.[/QUOTE] Isn't that okay if the carries are casters?(Outworld, Storm Spirit, Alchemist)

If the caster is a carry, they rely on their auto attacks to do the damage.

A riki who went mid, fed like 10 times and then just spammed Russian text all game.

[QUOTE=Dogchow33;36176942]Isn't that okay if the carries are casters?(Outworld, Storm Spirit, Alchemist)[/QUOTE] i would argue silencing SS wouldn't be a bad idea depending on the situation (for example to prevent him from ball lightning away) but since BS's silence doesn't disable passives (unlike Doom), that OD is still going to rape the shit out of you.

An Axe who thinks he doesn't need a Blink Dagger because we have Dark Seer, so he can just run into fights. Instead he runs in and gets permastunned and dies instantly every time because they see him coming.

I was playing Nighstalker in the middle lane the other day, outlaning the pudge I was against there. Pudge goes off somewhere, I call ss, as usual. And then I hear it. "First blood" and then soon after "Double kill" and I see that he killed our top lane completely. The Riki that died blames it on me for not calling ss and the entire team bandwagons on me saying it was my fault. :suicide:

Laned against a Sven who kept stunning me with the sole purpose of harassing. No followup.

[QUOTE=butters757;36174815]I once played with a Drow Ranger that never leveled her frost arrows and said that she was "supporting the team with her aura". Everyone on our team was melee but her.[/QUOTE] Actually not leveling frost arrows and putting points into stats is actually a good strategy, but that's just retarded

[QUOTE=soderholm13;36180690]Actually not leveling frost arrows and putting points into stats is actually a good strategy, but that's just retarded[/QUOTE] I've heard some alternate between Q & stats (which isn't ideal since aura is very useful), but yeah you really don't need frost arrows very high leveled until at least 15 mins in. Exception is if your enemy team is mentally retarded and you're getting fed by dumb players who you can kite w/ ease.

Someone who blames their death on the courior :v:

I played with a Bloodseeker who was rushing Radiance. But literally rushing it. You thought that AM getting Treads into Bfury was rushing it ? Nope, no way. When I mean he was rushing it, I mean eliterally bought NO ITEM until he had his full Radiance, no boots, no starting items, not even a single Iron Branch. He got it by 45 minutes. And boots by 50.

Saw a Doom Burger do that once too.

[QUOTE=Jetamo;36182539]Saw a Doom Burger do that once too.[/QUOTE] At least Doom has Devour.

I once got a Naix who jungled, but for some reason got really agressive when we called it jungling. It went something like this: Us: "Naix you jungle?" Him: "Yeah but it's not called jungling retard. This isn't LoL" Us: "It's still called jungling, the term doesn't come from LoL" Him: "Whatever retards, it's called neutraling" Of course, we then started to adress him solely as "mr. jungler"

The only thing other than jungling in dota that I've heard it be called is foresting.