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crysis came out 2 years ago good job
Is this 2007? Shit son, we've traveled back in time.
I know that but this is just a heads up to anyone that was thinking about buying it now.
yeah totally good reason to make this thread right there folks
I love how your bad experiences make the game shit.
my computer ran it fine, (back in 2007........) i thought it was great. about as deep as a puddle, but great all the same. definitely wasnt keen on the alien parts too much but the sneaky island/korean bothering parts were great.
there should also be more H.A.L.O drops in games.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;20293886]I love how your bad experiences make the game shit.[/QUOTE]
Ding ding. I was going to make a post about his issues but you've summed it up.
One agree for you sir!
I didn't pay for it, my friend got it for me and I could only run it it on medium/low but still enjoyed it because it still looked great. I thanked him sincerely.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;20293835]This game is terrible; here's a list of reasons.
- Unless you have a computer with and overpriced graphics card and processor, you will experience severe lag, frequent freezing, and a horrible time loading [b]You have a shit computer[/b]
- If your save game file fails for some reason, it crashed the entire loading screen and you have to delete it, that is if you can find it [b]Never happened to me[/b]
- The multiplayer is nothing special [b]Can't say anything about this, never played it but it looks great and everyone who has played it loved it[/b]
- It's pretty much a rip-off of the crappy Halo series, only with top-notch graphics and more features [b]How in any way is it like Halo?[/b]
- The enemies are stupid and are invincible most of the time at very long range(unless you have a gauss canon, sniper rifle, launcher, or the strange alien gun profit finds) [b]The A.I. is pretty nice and the people are fully killable, you just suck at games[/b]
- On the subject of annoying enemies, the [spoiler ahead] aliens you encounter are insanely annoying to kill; they fly all over the place and shoot icicles of some sort at you, without them overheating [b]Once again, even though the aliens were boring they were easy to kill, stop sucking cock at easy games. Also why the hell would aliens overheat from shooting icicles? Do you listen to yourself?[/b]
Overall, it's just boring and a waste of money.[/QUOTE]
Super Happy Awesome Link of Truth and Awesomeness(and stuff).
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[QUOTE=OutOfExile;20293991]
- You have a shit computer [b]2GB Ram, NVidia Evga Gts 250 1+Gb (year: 2009), AMD Athlon 64 x2 5600+ 2.8 ghz, and Windows Vista 32 bit[/b]
- Never happened to me [b]Then you got lucky[/b]
- How in any way is it like Halo? [b]You go an island(for Halo, the ring), then fight another country(the covenant) and discover a hidden part of the island and get involved with the aliens(the flood).[/b]
- The A.I. is pretty nice and the people are fully killable, you just suck at games[b]I tried killing some asshole at a turret from not too far away, he just absorbed the bullets without taking damage[/b]
Once again, even though the aliens were boring they were easy to kill, stop sucking cock at easy games. Also why the hell would aliens overheat from shooting icicles? Do you listen to yourself? [b]Remember that thing prophet gives you that shoots icicles? It overheats from shooting the same ammunition as the aliens[/b]
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[QUOTE=SoaringScout;20293999]Super Happy Awesome Link of Truth and Awesomeness(and stuff).
[url]http://s268.photobucket.com/albums/jj39/erasmuss/?action=view¤t=motivator1691982.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
Wow I wish I was as funny as you
youre a dumbass
EDIT: not you exile
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;20293999]Super Happy Awesome Link of Truth and Awesomeness(and stuff).
[URL]http://s268.photobucket.com/albums/jj39/erasmuss/?action=view¤t=motivator1691982.jpg[/URL][/QUOTE]heh, i've been proven wrong and my thread backfired on me
gonna post a motivator cause then they'll think i dont care :smug:
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;20293999]Super Happy Awesome Link of Truth and Awesomeness(and stuff).
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Rated funny, I don't know why.
its not that hard to run my cheap card can run it fine
and its a good game
Crysis was a good game until the aliens came in.
Then it got bad.
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;20294149]its not that hard to run my cheap card can run it fine
and its a good game[/QUOTE]
Then you must have quite a bit of Ram and a very good processor.
[QUOTE=OutOfExile;20294018]Wow I wish I was as funny as you[/QUOTE]
On the internet, this is absolutely anti-ironic.
OP just seems like a major troll to me
i can understand someone not liking a game, but make sure its atleast a widely recognised BAD game before you try and flame it, as, from my view, crysis was always quite a well recieved and popular game.
[QUOTE=falster;20294180]OP just seems like a major troll to me[/QUOTE]
Explain. I want to hear your logic for this.
i dont need to mate, you clearly dislike the game, fine, so you decide to start a gay thread about it, and ive yet to see ONE person get anywhere close to agreeing to/with any of your points.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;20293835]This game is terrible; here's a list of reasons.
- Unless you have a computer with and overpriced graphics card and processor, you will experience severe lag, frequent freezing, and a horrible time loading
- If your save game file fails for some reason, it crashed the entire loading screen and you have to delete it, that is if you can find it
- The multiplayer is nothing special
- It's pretty much a rip-off of the crappy Halo series, only with top-notch graphics and more features
- The enemies are stupid and are invincible most of the time at very long range(unless you have a gauss canon, sniper rifle, launcher, or the strange alien gun profit finds)
- On the subject of annoying enemies, the [spoiler ahead] aliens you encounter are insanely annoying to kill; they fly all over the place and shoot icicles of some sort at you, without them overheating
Overall, it's just boring and a waste of money.[/QUOTE]
Damn fine trolling there. All your other posts are of a similar nature. I expect a reply hurling insults at me within 5 minutes.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;20294204]Explain. I want to hear your logic for this.[/QUOTE]
How are you [b]not[/b] a troll?
i rest my case, are you like 10 or something? are you old enough to play crysis? (feed the troll.......)
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;20293835]This game is terrible; here's a list of reasons.
- Unless you have a computer with and overpriced graphics card and processor, you will experience severe lag, frequent freezing, and a horrible time loading
[/QUOTE]
I ran the demo with a P4 3.2 GHZ, 2 GB of ram and a Ati HD 3450, and ran it alright.
I for one actually enjoyed myself with that game. and not because of the graphics.
I have taken the OP's advice and have saved myself $30 and did not buy Crysis.
me too, but thats only because i already have it. and it only cost me £19
