Im talking about times in games when you just say, "wow you're a fucking dick." Mine is in Mario Kart DS When you fight the boss for mission 6 (when you have to knock him into the water with speedups) and on his last life I charged at him and he fucking jumped over me. And i drove into the damn water and lost.
Calling for ammo/health in BC2 and not getting it. They just stand there looking at you or minding their own shooting. I'm almost dead or have almost no ammo and they couldn't care less. You're a dick, I say.
^going further on that: being in the middle of a firefight on BC2, you die and get revived while still in the line of fire. You get shot again, revived...and that for like 5 times. I really wanna punch that medic.
When I spot an enemy Engineer in BC2 right as he whips out his CG and points it at me.
When someone plants C4 right up your ass on non-friendly fire servers in BF2.
It's needless to say that you leave with a blast
Counter Strike. ANYONE using an AWP. FUCK
Atlas. He was just a cunt.
But in online games, anyone who does not understand the fun I have in ruining their day.
Defending the house in MW2, barely surviving, and then running frantically down the hill, only to stand helplessly as Shepard shoots me point blank in the face.
One time in original Zombie Panic when i was on bridges and there was a guy being chased by a horde of zombies telling me to keep the door open, to which i purposely went and shut the door on him after.... OH, when someone was a dick to US... Nope, i don't have any of those..
Alex Mercer was a massive dick.
In RDR when I'm just wondering around and suddenly I get jumped and killed by a cougar. And replace dick with cunt.
You shoot somebody in the head in MW2, they survive and stab you in the arm. You die.
would it count if I said I'm the dick because in most online games it's usually that way
When it's daybreak in minecraft and you walk outside only to bump into a friendly creeper.
Team Fortress 2. Crits. On that one new player who managed to get off a lucky shot that finishes you off, even if you were destroying him in battle.
Killing Floor.
I can accept the fact you picked up the AK, your shotgun might be out of ammo. But I only have my knife, you could've left it for me. Ok, now you've picked up the Medigun I bought last round. That's a bit of a dick move. Ok, don't run right into the flesh pound. NO DON'T HEAL YOU CO- Oh, you're dead. And because you tried to heal all you dropped was a fucking healing needle. Go eat a bag of dicks.
Beam frigates/gunboats in Flotilla.
When I go into the enemy's spawn in BBC 2 and put C4 or a tracer dart on the UAV station or their vehicles and run around with a Saiga.
Gmod. "OH LOOK IT TOOK ME THREE HOURS TO MAKE THIS YAY"
Then some asshole minge smashes it and leaves.
"You're a dick."
Real life: ask girl out, she says no. you're a cunt.
oh you said dicks?
Fable 2 during last mission with Lucien when he brings up that he killed your family and all your loved ones.
I was waiting for him to finish blabbing then suddenly "-awww shyeet"
The millions of grenade launching campers in MW2.
Fallout 3, raiders in the Pitt.
Come on, I'm on your side you fuckers.
Overtly self preservative sorcerers online in dawn of war 2
Yeah just go ahead and drain my plasma devastators while that tank coming towards us while you're at it have my assault marines as those khorne chaos space marines charge at us
[QUOTE=Baconator 7;22930668]When I go into the enemy's spawn in BBC 2 and put C4 or a tracer dart on the UAV station or their vehicles and run around with a Saiga.[/QUOTE]
When he goes in to ITV's spawn in BBC2 and puts Channel 4 or a tracer dart on the UAV station
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