All the Perils of Summer banners - Games

Just decided to compile all of the Perils of Summer banners about the dangers of summer in a safe summer-free thread: Each year millions of people are lured outdoors by the long, sun-drenched days of summer. With so many people spending the bulk of their time outside, it dramatically raises their risk of getting hurt. We urge you to play it safe, stay inside and save big with the "Perils of Summer" sale beginning today on Steam. Through July 4, gamers will find massive savings on today's top releases, classic titles, and publisher catalogs. In addition, special 1-day sales will offer discounts up to 90% off regular prices. Don't get caught without your sunscreen, the savings are hot. [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/clusters/sale_summer/b514eff4/swim_news_english.jpg[/img] The second official day of the summer sale has begun and in the time it takes to read this, it is likely that many thousands of people have already been seriously injured in some kind of risky outdoor activity. Keep it simple people, and stay safe. [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/clusters/sale_summer/b83be5a3/bike_news_english.jpg[/img] People have been cooking their meals since the Gods of Fire invented the barbeque. It is only in the last one hundred years or so that people don't regularly die making dinner. We urge you to take advantage of the latest state-of-the-art indoor cooking technology. Beside probably saving your life, this affords you more time to enjoy the hot deals we've cooked up for you at [url]www.steamgames.com[/url]. [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/clusters/sale_summer/a77ec77e/bbq_news_english.jpg[/img] For centuries people worshiped the sun. Today you are best advised to avoid direct sunlight. We recommend basking in the warm comforting glow of your computer monitor while playing some new games from [url]www.steamgames.com[/url]. [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/clusters/sale_summer/8acdad32/sun_news_english.jpg[/img] I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Just don't eat it too fast. [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/clusters/sale_summer/9fc870d9/icecream_news_english.jpg[/img] Tragedy can strike anywhere, at any time. Particularly if you own, operate or attend a traveling summer carnival. A loose screw, a missing nut, a lapse of concentration and your summer ends early. [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/clusters/sale_summer/afd03f42/carnival_news_english.jpg[/img] It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/clusters/sale_summer/720b08cd/sports_news_english.jpg[/img] If you were thinking that a stroll in the park would be a safe and enjoyable thing to do on a nice Summer day - you would be wrong. Have you never heard of killer bees? [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/clusters/sale_summer/16b09160/bees_news_english.jpg[/img] Sasquatch (a.k.a. Bigfoot) sightings have been recorded in wilderness areas around the world. Those who have encountered Bigfoot and survived have described the ape-like forest dweller as "non-confrontational" and "business-like". Because reliable statistics on death and dismemberment as a result of surprise encounters are not publicly available, it is recommended that you avoid potential Bigfoot habitat, especially during the summer mating season. [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/clusters/sale_summer/974a0f7d/news_bigfoot_english.jpg[/img] In the mildest cases, mosquito bites result in an itchy bump which eventually disappears if not obsessively scratched. In the worst cases, mosquito bites result in - you guessed it - death. Given the circumstances, it is a wonder modern housing still include doors and operable windows as standard features. [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/clusters/sale_summer/41e219d4/news_mosquitos_english.jpg[/img] You have made it to the last day of the sale - your last chance to stock up on enough great games to get you safely through the rest of the summer.Today's games were picked from the summer sale's top sellers. These are bonafide hits, at these prices there is no reason you shouldn't have them all. [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/clusters/sale_summer/1e77f56d/news_bears_english.jpg[/img] Hope you all enjoyed that sale.

I liked the ones that ended in "...can result in X, Y, or death."

Damn nature. Always trying to get us.

[QUOTE=J4censolo;23165036]Damn nature. Always trying to get us.[/QUOTE] Thank god Valve warned us.

Too bad that I've done almost every one of those things.

[QUOTE=iggle;23169656]Too bad that I've done almost every one of those things.[/QUOTE] How are you still alive, then?

i did what valve told me and now i have half a million dollars and 5 girlfriends V:v:V

DOD:S for 2bucks = The best deal ever

I love the CoD Pack :3:

I loved this sale, it was actually better than the christmas sale.

[QUOTE=LinuX;23171344]I love the CoD Pack :3:[/QUOTE] I like how it doesn't include Modern Warfare 2.

What about the footers? Can we get them too? They were quite punchy iirc.

At least Valve has a sense of humor.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream. :v: I love repeating that for myself. This was one epic sale.

[QUOTE=Zuimzado;23163042]Just decided to compile all of the Perils of Summer banners about the dangers of summer in a safe summer-free thread: [B]Hope you all enjoyed that sale[/B].[/QUOTE] I didn't, Nobody got me anything :smith:

I enjoyed the sale. But sadly nobody didn't bought me anything while I bought some to others. :sigh:

I can't wait for Christmas sale.

Now we need xploitables.

:ohdear: I'm staying inside.

[QUOTE=PeeterCZ;23171794]What about the footers? Can we get them too? They were quite punchy iirc.[/QUOTE] Sure! [editline]01:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Seibitsu;23180037]Now we need xploitables.[/QUOTE] Most interesting idea...

[QUOTE=Chekko;23179075]I can't wait for Christmas sale.[/QUOTE] Warning: The yellow snow is highly toxic. Eating it can result in vomiting or death.

I love how nearly everything can result in death. My personal favorite is the one about how swimming can result in either drowning or death.

I bought Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising for $4.50. Damn good sale.

What about the little notes at the bottom of the page? Those were pretty funny too.

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/exploitable2.jpg[/IMG]

No, like right here [img]http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/Conro101/righthere.png[/img] there were some other notes as well.

No, no, I posted the exploitable. Does anyone knows a tool where you can see older versions of sites?

[QUOTE=Zuimzado;23206880][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/exploitable2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2668640/betsploit.png[/img] I made it better and transparent.