What would YOU do with a portal gun in real life? - Games

i would shoot a portal to the moon and then one on my floor.

[QUOTE=T!MUR;23220661]i would shoot a portal to the moon and then one on my floor.[/QUOTE] And if you went in it, you would die. Also all earth's air would get sucked into the hole, and out into space, causing the whole world to die. I hope you are happy. I would shoot one to Garry's house, and tell him my deep thoughts.

[QUOTE=Suttles;23220765]And if you went in it, you would die. Also all earth's air would get sucked into the hole, and out into space, causing the whole world to die. I hope you are happy. I would shoot one to Garry's house, and tell him my deep thoughts.[/QUOTE] that is my plan.... MUAHAHAHA

havent we had many of this thread before? I remember alot of them being "suck myself off" "fuck my own ass" "one on my bed, And one on your moms" etc, alot of sexual jokes.

I would start a testing facility and test humans on their preformance with the portal gun. We shall be called Aperture Science. Our rival is Black Mesa, which is also developing portal technology.

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[QUOTE=Magman77;23220989][img]http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/212/portall.png[/img][/QUOTE] im pretty sure if they say not to LOOK in it, its more dangerous to put THAT in there

So? :smug:

[QUOTE=Firegod522;23220913]I would start a testing facility and test humans on their preformance with the portal gun. We shall be called Aperture Science. Our rival is Black Mesa, which is also developing portal technology.[/QUOTE] hmm...... that...........is..................awesome

Do you have something going on with the period key?

[QUOTE=Magman77;23221186]So? :smug:[/QUOTE] um...... it might put a portal in your cock and then when you put ur cock in a vagina... or other places some parts of the vagina, or other places, will go through your cock.... [editline]07:40PM[/editline] the periods stand for pauses.... such as taht.............. and this................and that

Shoot one at North Korea and then one in the White House. Let Kim Jong-Il and Obama duke it out and end this thing.

Grats this is the 10th thread exactly like this on Facepunch since Portal was released.

Womens' locker room. Easier imagined than said.

[QUOTE=PistolKid;23221222]Shoot one at North Korea and then one in the White House. Let Kim Jong-Il and Obama duke it out and end this thing.[/QUOTE] no one would let you in the white house... especially where the president works [editline]07:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;23221258]Womens' locker room. Easier imagined than said.[/QUOTE] who would let you in there ?

[QUOTE=T!MUR;23221211]um...... it might put a portal in your cock and then when you put ur cock in a vagina... or other places some parts of the vagina, or other places, will go through your cock.... [editline]07:40PM[/editline] the periods stand for pauses.... such as taht.............. and this................and that[/QUOTE] @ First thing; No. @ Period Spam; I think I know A little more about grammar than you, a short dash or three periods will suffice.

[QUOTE=Magman77;23221443]@ First thing; No. @ Period Spam; I think I know A little more about grammar than you, a short dash or three periods will suffice.[/QUOTE] The period spam represents how much PMS you'll be getting if you shoot a portal gun at a vagina.

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We know. [editline]09:31PM[/editline] But I like re-posting my poorly drawn visual representation of the first thing that came to mind when I was told NOT to look into the operational end of the device.

I would suck my own dick. What, someone had to say it

I would probably suck my own dick too, if I was lonely enough. :frown:

[QUOTE=Magman77;23222402]I would probably suck my own dick too, if I was lonely enough. :frown:[/QUOTE] I could suck it for you if you want? :smug:

[QUOTE=lnfx;23222468]I could suck it for you if you want? :smug:[/QUOTE] -Flamesnip- Lets just be friends.

Put one in Africa and one in my room and chuck lemons through it,would that not be fun?

Put a portal in the tolit and piss while i play computer games.

place one portal on the roof and another on the floow and place a water wheel between the two. Attach said wheel to an electric motor and run water over it. infinite power and perpetual motion.

[QUOTE=thisguy123;23227537]place one portal on the roof and another on the floow and place a water wheel between the two. Attach said wheel to an electric motor and run water over it. infinite power and perpetual motion.[/QUOTE] That violates the laws of physics. The portals must be drawing some energy from somewhere, the water would evaporate, the wheel would break down. There is no such thing as free energy.

i wud kil teacherz lol!!111 [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=867239[/url]

[QUOTE=Blackbird88;23228783]i wud kil teacherz lol!!111 [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=867239[/url][/QUOTE] OMG TATS TEH BEST IDEARS EVOR!!!1!!11!!1!11 lol But seriously, why do we need this thread again?

Place on in this thread and in another one of the more successful same threads and conjoin them.