• Desperate Ploy for Portal 2
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Here's the deal. I'm a programmer, and I have no money. These tend to work together. I also need Portal 2. That does not work [b]AT ALL[/b]. So, here's what I propose. I will make you any program or any programming job (website, etc.) for a copy of Portal 2. Normally, freelance programming can get VERY expensive, but it's hard to find work. Criteria: -It must be a single project -It must be done when I finish it (EG I don't need to supply content updates or what have you. I can do bug fixes.) -I will give you the program, you give me Portal 2, I give you the source. I don't know if anyone will accept this, but God dammit, I need Portal 2.
You don't need Portal 2, you want it, you don't need it, Needing something (I.E. Food,Water,Sleep, Etc is what you need) not Portal 2
[QUOTE=ChloeBlackSythe;29284059]You don't need Portal 2, you want it, you don't need it, Needing something (I.E. Food,Water,Sleep, Etc is what you need) not Portal 2[/QUOTE] HOLY SHIT REAlLY
Program me Portal 2
I think you would find craigslist to be more helpful.
Patience.
[QUOTE=FlameCow;29284249]Enter my raffle[/QUOTE] Already did bro
Well at least you're doing something to get the game instead of begging
How good are you at coding? I am currently looking for someone who could code an entire game engine.
[QUOTE=ChloeBlackSythe;29284059]You don't need Portal 2, you want it, you don't need it, Needing something (I.E. Food,Water,Sleep, Etc is what you need) not Portal 2[/QUOTE] you are probably the biggest loser and most dampering person at parties
[QUOTE=TH3_L33T;29284986]How good are you at coding? I am currently looking for someone who could code an entire game engine.[/QUOTE] For $35-45? I really doubt you're getting that.
[QUOTE=DaDillsta;29285662]For $35-45? I really doubt you're getting that.[/QUOTE] He's doing it for [I]Portal 2.[/I] Silly.
[QUOTE=hamberglar;29285819]He's doing it for [I]Portal 2.[/I] Silly.[/QUOTE] Lol an entire engine for a video game, for Portal 2, which has a current value of about $35 retail, and even comes with a $10 gift card.
OP, Theres a god damn raffle thread above your topic you idiot. Join it, and if you don't win it, don't start begging again. If you don't have any money, how about getting a god damn job? Even so, we only have your word for what you say.
[QUOTE=VaSTinY;29286935]OP, Theres a god damn raffle thread above your topic you idiot. Join it, and if you don't win it, don't start begging again. If you don't have any money, how about getting a god damn job? Even so, we only have your word for what you say.[/QUOTE] He did join it bro
[QUOTE=Da Fat Cat v3;29286961]He did join it bro[/QUOTE] Oh, okay
[QUOTE=Samuelgames;29286115]I will buy you Portal 2 if you get CBasePlayer and other miscellaneous features that were changed in ASW working in the ASW engine like it does in HL2[/QUOTE] Is that your engine (ASW engine)?
[QUOTE=Downsider;29288321]Is that your engine (ASW engine)?[/QUOTE] Alien Swarm
[QUOTE=VaSTinY;29286935]OP, Theres a god damn raffle thread above your topic you idiot. Join it, and if you don't win it, don't start begging again. If you don't have any money, how about getting a god damn job? Even so, we only have your word for what you say.[/QUOTE] Holy shit, I should stop begging and get a job? So, EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING? Ever hear of Freelancing, bro?
[QUOTE=Moustach3;29291912]Holy shit, I should stop begging and get a job? So, EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING? Ever hear of Freelancing, bro?[/QUOTE] Nobody cares. Get a real job.
Yeah, coding doesn't count as a job. We wouldn't lose much, I mean... we would only lose Portal 2, the rest of the Valve games, the rest of ALL games, computers, and... yeah.
[QUOTE=Redcow17;29292622]Nobody cares. Get a real job.[/QUOTE] Bet you're Chloe's wingman at bars
[QUOTE=latin_geek;29297740]Bet you're Chloe's wingman at bars[/QUOTE] Redcow: Shit man, I need to bone that chick. Chloe: You don't need to, you want to. Redcow: You're right, let's go home.
[QUOTE=Moustach3;29283960]Here's the deal. I'm a programmer, and I have no money. These tend to work together. I also need Portal 2. That does not work [b]AT ALL[/b]. So, here's what I propose. I will make you any program or any programming job (website, etc.) for a copy of Portal 2. Normally, freelance programming can get VERY expensive, but it's hard to find work. Criteria: -It must be a single project -It must be done when I finish it (EG I don't need to supply content updates or what have you. I can do bug fixes.) -I will give you the program, you give me Portal 2, I give you the source. I don't know if anyone will accept this, but God dammit, I need Portal 2.[/QUOTE] Right if you code me an application that generates Portal 2 cd keys I will give you one
make me a gui interface with visual basic
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