Fart Cops: deathmatch - Games

I am not sure if you heard about it or not, but because of technical difficulties, I have lost the Source code of the stalker themed mod (rip primary), and as of being a fucktard, I did not have an SVN or a backup file on my secondary hard drive. [quote][url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22877433/unfinished_mod.zip[/url] Here, have this unfinished version of the mod. I will release a more finished version this weekend. [b]Controls & features:[/b] [+] Press space to jump, press more space to fart. You might shit. [+] Press E to eat your shit. [+] Catchy startup music That's pretty much all for now. Try to enjoy this piece of shit.[/quote] [img]http://i.imgur.com/pd9Hq.png[/img] So me and Tabtoxin, decided to make a mod that sticks to survival around shit. The ultimate turd level survival deathmatch. I don't really have anything to describe, so basically, I don't have any clean todo list and I randomly throw turds into the game. Literally. What we have so far (I will update of course): [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y33rL4k5u70[/media] 23/3: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anJYtFeW5i4[/media] [quote][url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22877433/unfinished_mod.zip[/url] Here, have this unfinished version of the mod. I will release a more finished version this weekend. [b]Controls & features:[/b] [+] Press space to jump, press more space to fart. You might shit. [+] Press E to eat your shit. [+] Catchy startup music That's pretty much all for now. Try to enjoy this piece of shit.[/quote]

What did I just watch.

this remind me of another mod with the same name called "fart cops 2:something something: game of the year edition" it was awesome :v:

Oh lord.

what the shit

I have ideas for the both teams: Police VS Big Donuts.

make this SHIT happen... AWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

wow , the mod ive been waiting for ever , thank u

Meh, this mod stinks. What kind of an asshole would let this out in the public?

Those GTA 2 fart/burp sounds.

is he eating his own sht?

[QUOTE=I<3 LongBeach;35248128]is he eating his own sht?[/QUOTE] Yes.

Mod of the year.

That music fits perfectly. What's it called?

jaykin bacon competitor

[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;35247298]Those GTA 2 fart/burp sounds.[/QUOTE] Minecraft eating sounds.

this is pretty incredible

I know rite.. Tabtoxin made me some piece of shit HUD, implementin it now.

[QUOTE=antiChrist;35251274]I know rite.. Tabtoxin made me some piece of shit HUD, implementin it now.[/QUOTE] You know, even though it's possible to polish a turd, it's still going to be nothing more than a piece of shit. Ok, done with shit jokes. How are you supposed to survive in this gamemode? By not letting the pressure go too high or else you'll have an explosive diarrhea?

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;35256655]You know, even though it's possible to polish a turd, it's still going to be nothing more than a piece of shit. Ok, done with shit jokes. How are you supposed to survive in this gamemode? By not letting the pressure go too high or else you'll have an explosive diarrhea?[/QUOTE] Didn't think about this yet, but it sounds like a good idea, maybe i'll add a pressure meter.

This mod is HL2DM-based, right? If you want I can make a few official maps for it. Are the layouts of the maps typical DM layouts or do they have a certain design theory behind them? (not that a mod based around shit has that deep gameplay of course :v:)

[QUOTE=Kahgarak;35257561]This mod is HL2DM-based, right? If you want I can make a few official maps for it. Are the layouts of the maps typical DM layouts or do they have a certain design theory behind them? (not that a mod based around shit has that deep gameplay of course :v:)[/QUOTE] I'm up. Though you will have to make them look like the portal in Doom 3 (anus-like).

Biological maps with anuslike aesthetics. Awesome. Sadly though, I'm quite bad at making custom textures. Luckily, I think I might know someone who can make textures. Until I have those, I'll see if I can make a few layouts. How exactly does combat work? I'm assuming it revolves around farting on one another.

[QUOTE=Kahgarak;35257808]Biological maps with anuslike aesthetics. Awesome. Sadly though, I'm quite bad at making custom textures. Luckily, I think I might know someone who can make textures. Until I have those, I'll see if I can make a few layouts. How exactly does combat work? I'm assuming it revolves around farting on one another.[/QUOTE] You beat eachother with shit, and you have flaming shit bags, (for now). The flaming shit bag, when you throw it on someone, he gets ignited, if he eats the bag of shit, he gets a shit-boost, though.. he must eat frozen shit to put flames off. [editline]23rd March 2012[/editline] update [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anJYtFeW5i4[/media]

Looking great. Could you please PM me a download link for that fleshy texture in the atrium? It will come in handy for more maps.

[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22877433/materials.rar[/url]

[QUOTE=GeneralFredrik;35248947]That music fits perfectly. What's it called?[/QUOTE] [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cikP6C_BqJw[/MEDIA]

Gotta make it a Jigglebone. [img]http://i.imgur.com/D3h2k.jpg[/img]

Oh boy, this game is going to be more disturbing than I thought.

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;35263335]Oh boy, this game is going to be more disturbing than I thought.[/QUOTE] You have no fucking idea. [editline]23rd March 2012[/editline] we need therapy [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU4RbUSguhk[/media]