And it's not what you'd expect.
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NO-P2?[/url]
NOTE: I did not make this group, I just thought I'd share this with everyone.
[quote]The Portal 2 Boycott is a group of individual(s) who has pledged to boycott the release of the sequel to Valve Software's 2007 hit puzzle game Portal, until a time when Valve sees it fit to fly the group member(s) to their offices to play the game early.
WE RECOGNIZE:
-Valve is a company with financial needs and cannot be expected to survive without giving me a free preview of the game
-Judgment cannot be passed on the quality of Portal 2 until I play it
-Portal was, and is, a quality game which deserves the praise of the entire gaming community.
WE ARE COMMITTED:
-To holding Valve to my promise to uphold the community by letting me play the game ASAP
-To keeping the Portal Community together until I can get my grubby hands on the sequel
-To supporting the model of Valve flying assholes down to their office to shut them up.
WE BELIEVE:
-The release of Portal 2 without letting me play it first will make me have to wait like the rest of these dickweeds.
-The lack of announcements regarding Portal 2 by Valve can only mean the game is going to be really, really sweet.
-I should totally get to play Portal 2 like, right now.
-Whadd'ya say, guys?
WE REQUEST:
-That Valve honor its commitment to let noteless dickbags play their games early for riling up a bunch of other dickbags
-That Valve purchases First Class tickets, because I hate flying Coach
-That owners of Portal, i.e. Me, be given the game free when it is released.
Therefore, we - the member(s) of this Portal 2 Boycott - promise to abstain from the purchase of Portal 2 until my request is addressed.
[/quote]
[quote]WE ARE COMMITTED:
-To holding Valve to my promise to uphold the community by letting me play the game ASAP
-To keeping the Portal Community together until I can get my grubby hands on the sequel
-To supporting the model of Valve flying assholes down to their office to shut them up.[/quote]
It's a joke. :v:
Parody group.
Was done before.
I agree with that facepalm :doh:
Oh wait its a joke, my bad
They're like, a good boycott or something. The owner is more of a "I deserve to play it first over everyone else" moron. He's not actually boycotting the game he's just an attention whore.
i would join, but only he would get to go to valve HQ, not me, so i'm not gonna :3
And by the way...
[quote]Since September 10, 2009[/quote]
...you're a bit late.
[QUOTE=Shugo;20611343]And by the way...
...you're a bit late.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't call it all that late if nobody really knew about it. Save for the members of course.
...Besides, it's more relevant today than it was back then.
lol
[QUOTE=Keychain;20611329]They're like, a good boycott or something. The owner is more of a "I deserve to play it first over everyone else" moron. He's not actually boycotting the game he's just an attention whore.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/VFJ.jpg[/img]
Eheheheheeh fake boycott so funneh...
No
[QUOTE=Keychain;20611329]They're like, a good boycott or something. The owner is more of a "I deserve to play it first over everyone else" moron. He's not actually boycotting the game he's just an attention whore.[/QUOTE]
I cannot find the right words to describe this post. My god keychain you grow dumber per post.
I saw this coming.
Watch Valve fly them to Seattle.
I will make an Episode 3 boycott next year so i fly to Valve HQ and play it. :smug:
-Sniped-
I'll offer a better deal than this guy, not only will I boycott the game but I'll even drive down to Valve's HQ to play it early. [/joke]
Fukin boycotinn trolls
Quote "To keeping the Portal Community together until I can get my grubby hands on the sequel"
Wtf the first one is single player why do we need to keep the damn community together
[QUOTE=minilandstan;20614345]What retard boycotts portal?
I mean the first could have been better, but really.
What retarded motherfucking son of a bitches.
I hope they burn in hell.
ANDROID HELL
I wonder how many of them will be playing portal 2 the day its released
Like the boycotts for L4D2 and MW2.[/QUOTE]
You are dumb.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;20614345]What retard boycotts portal?
I mean the first could have been better, but really.
What retarded motherfucking son of a bitches.
I hope they burn in hell.
ANDROID HELL
I wonder how many of them will be playing portal 2 the day its released
Like the boycotts for L4D2 and MW2.[/QUOTE]
:milk:
[QUOTE=Elexar;20612020]I cannot find the right words to describe this post. My god keychain you grow dumber per post.[/QUOTE]
Excuse me, I didn't read the entire group's description until after I made the post. If you can't find words to describe a dumb post than that makes you just as dumb.
Ha some how this reminds me of [IMG]http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/l4d2.jpg[/IMG]
Parody groups are old, however this seems like the best parody so far.
[QUOTE=luckycandy;20615281]Ha some how this reminds me of [IMG]http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/l4d2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
The MW2 one is better. They are ALL playing MW2
I believe this is related to the "ps3 owners comment on portal 2" :v:
[QUOTE=Turkey72;20616233]I believe this is related to the "ps3 owners comment on portal 2" :v:[/QUOTE]
Woah, then they can see the future!? The group was made in September '09. :v:
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[QUOTE=-TRASE-;20615490]The MW2 one is better. They are ALL playing MW2[/QUOTE]
[img]http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/154944-this-is-what-the-modern-warfare-2-boycotters-are-playing/hahahahahahaha-noscale.jpg[/img]
Pure gold.
