Speed Deaths Archive - Playing through life quickly, painfully, and legitimately.

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[b]What is SDA?[/b]

SDA is a website created by our fearless leader, Ezekiel 'Habermann' Habermann. He founded SDA in his uncle's basement on July 1993 after the merger of a Country Music Newsletter and an Atari 2600 Trading Post. When he lost both his fiancee and his grandmother in the September 11th attacks he turned to a life of drug abuse and contemplated suicide. With the last $100 he made working his last job as a golf caddy he bought himself a website where he could upload video game footage of people dying.

[b]Can I submit videos to SDA?[/b]

Unfortunately no you cannot, that right is only reserved to our senior members who have fought hard and long for their position in being able to upload video game footage of people dying. Sorry.

[b]Then why the fuck are you showing this to me?[/b]

Because I wanted to, asshole.

[Hypothermic]

Well fuck this site then if I cant even upload videos.

[UprightBlue]

This seems like something to burn a few hours with.

[Trooth]

The video descriptions are more interesting than the videos themselves. I mean, you know what's going to happen in the video.

[Cheesedragon]

They could've done the EP2 speed death a lot faster by just shooting a rock straight up with the Gravgun

[BlueSaint]

Looks like crap imo.