1000 Things we have learned from Video Games v5 remake - Games

1. Barney isn't an animal person. 2. Everyone runs faster with a knife. 3. If you are bigger you can do a spin jump and break fucking bricks, man.

4. Shotguns are either the best, or worst weapon in a game.

5.A Crowbar can fix ANYTHING 6.When in a bad situation.Running away and coming back with better stuff NEVER fails. 7.Never open the door without a Shotgun.

8. Claptrap is actually an interplanetary ninja assassin.

[QUOTE=Deez nutz;23689210]8. Claptrap is actually an interplanetary ninja assassin.[/QUOTE] Actually no, that program was just hacked (forcefully uploaded) to it. 9. The Vault is not worth it.

[QUOTE=imadaman;23689379]Actually no, that program was just hacked (forcefully uploaded) to it.[/QUOTE] Pfff fine then.. :( 10. Cougars are nothing to fuck with in Red Dead Redemption.

11. Model 1887 is both overpowered and an modern gun.

12. The only way to open a box is to break it.

13. as long as you land in water, no matter how deep, you wont get hurt

14. When a man-eating piranha plant recedes back into its sewer pipe, it will no longer harm you, and even let you go through the bonus area it was previously guarding.

15. The cake is always a lie.

16: No matter how badly mauled you are, you will recover eventually, unless you were hurt by someone with both a first and last name, in which place injuries are forever.

[QUOTE=spanaren;23692346]11. Model 1887 is both overpowered and [b]an[/b] modern gun.[/QUOTE] :colbert:

17: Whenever aliens and/or monsters invade, it's up to either a nameless/ambigous soldier to stop it all, a real badass, or some random loser. 18: There's always a bigger gun.

29: Facepunch can't count.

20. The cake is a lie

21. Enemies will take turns waiting for you to attack

22. You can reload a single bullet changing clip

[QUOTE=Deez nutz;23689886]Pfff fine then.. :( 10. Cougars are nothing to fuck with in Red Dead Redemption.[/QUOTE] Bears are way worse.

23. Deny a crazy lizard lady shoes, she runs around and yells a lot. 24. Oh no no no. Oh no no no no. Oh no no no no no. 25. Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni! Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni!

26. You can fall from any height and not be hurt in any way 27. You can be stabbed fatally, pull out the knife, and throw it at someone, killing them with a shot to the eye 28. No matter which end of the throwing knife hits a person, or where the person is hit, it [b]will[/b] kill them

29. Giant monsters and demons always have weak spots. Always. 30. Snipers can still shoot with perfect accuracy even when jumping off platforms.

31. Losing all your health will kill you, unless it's dramaticly appropriate for something else to happen.

32. Your feet are able to absorb medkits.

33. Wrenches are a magical item able to heal any mechanical item by either hitting it or tightening a single bolt somehow also matching the wrench's exact size

34. Every American firearm has a cool-looking type of reflex or optical sight mounted on a fancy rail system no matter what.

35. Weapons can always be found floating in mid-air.

36. No matter how close you are to dying, you will still be able to fight as though you were uninjured. 37. Grappling hooks, in some cases, can allow you to break the laws of physics. 38. New technology allows protagonists to heal their bullet wounds in record time.

39. If you fall more than 10 feet, you'll automatically go into freefall.

40. He is Commander Shephard and this is his favorite store in the Citadel.