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[QUOTE=Jamesbond121251;24629527]The cool cats of steam are now in town Peter Gabriel Peter Gabrie, a powerful musician, was burnt when the Mother and Father, Anton and Jack Howers, were put on the stage. He resides in Chobham, England, in search of the mother and father, and leaves his victims on the front of the recording studio. [img]http://img26.mediafire.com/95d3e82443601a8ce7c1897efb2b8cda5g.jpg[/img] Gerbil Gerbil was one of the older admins. He ruled as a chat OP for a thousand years in a locked chatroom on Steam,where those who went to flame him never returned unbanned. He conducted disturbing rituals and enticed Peter to participate in them in return for Darth's location. [img]http://img9.mediafire.com/8755584714d8038be5cd74dc80aecc0e5g.jpg[/img] Jack Howers A spirited boy of thirteen, Jack was bought from a nomadic Arab tribe by Anton's brother Gerbil to care for Anton, which Jack loved to do. Jack was the genius of the tribe, able to read English, Hebrew and Arabic, and was bought from the tribe under the terms of a long-term lease of bondage for which Gerbil paid Jack's father five thousand dick molds. [img]http://img7.mediafire.com/6d66713331c3b99c0c4509586b951fc45g.jpg[/img] Darth Darth was the recorder of Peter's confession that later became the story Interview with the Cock Mongler. Born in 1955, Darth comes across Gerbil in 1975, after he had recorded Peter's story. He becomes Gerbil's mortal companion, but conflicts drive them apart. Gerbil continually refuses Darth's requests for immortality. [img]http://img18.mediafire.com/196a1e858acfbb384c2509c72a0f58965g.jpg[/img] Dr. Anton (God of the Labs) Dr. Anton, also known as the God of the Labs, was kept in an oak tree by the Doctors to preside over their harvest and to ensure the fertility of their land. He was badly burnt when Jack Howers and Darth were placed in the sun, and as a result of his weakened state, the Doctors went in search for another god. The Doctors abduct Gerbil and return him to their god, who subsequently makes Gerbil a vampire. He is destroyed by the Doctors when he tries to accompany Gerbil in search of reasons as to why so many vampires where burnt. [img]http://img13.mediafire.com/c3fbc8a1002d4fff79378d7f1d58b6f95g.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
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Oh god, they're no longer Badage boys, they're cool cats [editline]07:30PM[/editline] also you suck shit at parodies lern 2 copycat
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