• Minecraft now has a drug mod!
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Hey guys. First off, I'd like to say hi! As I'm new to the facepunch forums. I have known of facepunch for a long time, just never got around to registering. I know that's such a cliche story to tell when you newly registered and want to seem like an old lurker, but it's true. I really have been browsing the forums for a while. Now that I got that out of my chest and into your head like a parasitic alien, let me tell you why I'm here. I was reading the thread that was made a few weeks ago that said Minecraft needed a drug mod. I agreed with it, and so I began my journey to create this mod. However, I didn't want it to influence anyone, so I decided not to use real drugs, and make my own Minecraftian drug named "Venenum." The mod is much like the GMod DURGZ MOD, wherein it flashes the screen with different colors, and tells you to "GET MORE V! GET MORE V!" Here's the link to the MC forum thread for those interested: [url]http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1039&t=345565[/url] It's not done yet though, as I'm planning a few changes. So that's about it, check it out if you're interested, or don't if you're not...
This was bound to happen.
[QUOTE=Blah360;29787173]This was bound to happen.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I kind of figured that, so I thought why not done by me?
None of that ever happens when I do drugs
herp derp flashing colours dude I'm so stoned rite now xD
[QUOTE=koolAIDSguy;29787155]lurker[/QUOTE] We don't say that here.
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;29788809]herp derp flashing colours dude I'm so stoned rite now xD[/QUOTE] Typical 12 year old mc forumite logic.
Yeah, if I did weed a weed mod, or I did a coke mod, it would really mess the game mechanics up if you could jump high or move fast. So I made a new drug, which attends to what every 12 year old on the MC Forums thinks drugs do to you. At least most of them. Not to mention if you're on weed and see flashing lights you trip the fuck out.
I don't like bright lights when I'm high, at least artificial lights. Going outside to a grassy field during the day is awesome as fuck when high
[QUOTE=koolAIDSguy;29789328]Yeah, if I did weed a weed mod, or I did a coke mod, it would really mess the game mechanics up if you could jump high or move fast. So I made a new drug, which attends to what every 12 year old on the MC Forums thinks drugs do to you. At least most of them. Not to mention if you're on weed and see flashing lights you trip the fuck out.[/QUOTE] Smoking weed doesn't make you see colors, and bright lights are just annoying when stoned. Also, I fail to see why you would need to make the player move faster or jump higher if it was a cocaine or weed mod. Seriously, where's the logic in that?
i want to grow weed like wheat and then i'll recreate this [img]http://marijuanagrowtube.com/wp-content/uploads/mvbthumbs/img_320_giant-marijuana-field-in-afghanistan-pot-funding-islamic-terrorism.jpg[/img]
You can now grow Weed, but only in a dark room with Glowstone in the roof
Pretty sure this has been done many times before.
Someone beat you to it by oh my god I don't even know how long. As soon as wheat got finished up there was a weed growing mod. It started as a texture pack but then someone liked how ridiculous it got and made it into a real mod. I can't even find it now, there are so many ripoffs of it.
[QUOTE=Doomish;29790910]Someone beat you to it by oh my god I don't even know how long. As soon as wheat got finished up there was a weed growing mod. It started as a texture pack but then someone liked how ridiculous it got and made it into a real mod. I can't even find it now, there are so many ripoffs of it.[/QUOTE] Okay, then show me some of those ripoffs. [QUOTE=soccerskyman;29789984]Smoking weed doesn't make you see colors, and bright lights are just annoying when stoned. Also, I fail to see why you would need to make the player move faster or jump higher if it was a cocaine or weed mod. Seriously, where's the logic in that?[/QUOTE] Weed would make you fly, cause that's what it feels like when you're high. At least it makes me feel weightless like that. And coke would make you jump higher and run faster because it gives you shitloads of energy. Plus, I never said weed makes you do any of that. [QUOTE=Carand;29790884]Pretty sure this has been done many times before.[/QUOTE] Care to show me those?
INB4 Money Printers, and Dark RP Minecraft.
Oh, you want examples? I'll give you examples. Here's one example making use of the GLSL shaders mod: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79IhZnXSWbw[/media] [url=http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=77183]This link goes to a texture pack that includes weed plant stages instead of wheat, it isn't the original, but it's got the same idea.[/url] [url=http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1039&p=4444496&sid=299b25d64ee4dd2f2eb92a9e632ceb5e]Here is a WIP ripoff of the original mod.[/url] And those are just three examples of different types of content. There are an unbelievable amount of "idea" threads filled with different drug mod ideas. Believe me, you aren't the first and you won't be the last.
[QUOTE=Doomish;29791197][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79IhZnXSWbw[/media][/QUOTE] :psyduck: I was going to make an inception joke about adding an inescapable addiction inside of minecraft, but this is just... whoaaahhh
[QUOTE=Doomish;29791197]Oh, you want examples? I'll give you examples. Here's one example making use of the GLSL shaders mod: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79IhZnXSWbw[/media] [url=http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=77183]This link goes to a texture pack that includes weed plant stages instead of wheat, it isn't the original, but it's got the same idea.[/url] [url=http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1039&p=4444496&sid=299b25d64ee4dd2f2eb92a9e632ceb5e]Here is a WIP ripoff of the original mod.[/url] And those are just three examples of different types of content. There are an unbelievable amount of "idea" threads filled with different drug mod ideas. Believe me, you aren't the first and you won't be the last.[/QUOTE] The first one is an example of the GLSL shaders, that's not a drug mod, that's just a video showing off what they do, as the GLSL shaders are not meant as a drug mod. The second one is a texture pack, again not a mod. The third one is the only one that counts, as it is a drug mod. So you gave me one example of a drug mod. Good for you. You found one. And it's only been a few weeks since that was posted, so no he didn't beat me to it by too long. Ideas don't count, they're just ideas, not mods. [QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;29791132]INB4 Money Printers, and Dark RP Minecraft.[/QUOTE] There's no money, and Dark RP wouldn't work, Minecraft isn't an RPG, and making a game like Minecraft into one would not work nicely.
[QUOTE=koolAIDSguy;29791799]There's no money, and Dark RP wouldn't work, Minecraft isn't an RPG, and making a game like Minecraft into one would not work nicely.[/QUOTE] That's the joke, dipshit.
[QUOTE=a-cookie;29792185]That's the joke, dipshit.[/QUOTE] I was just joking. But I guess it wasn't well received because of the way I wrote it. Derp.
No need to call him a dipshit, but still, big derp right there, answer IS pretty obvious. And I'm pretty sure by mods they mean anything that isn't VANILLA, since mod DOES mean Modifications and they still ARE Modifications.
im high right now and none of thaty shit happens fucking autobiography from me!
Esteam i think we got it already, but its a game, not a reality simulator.
Needs a pixel shader for acid
[QUOTE=HulaMan;29793773]Needs a pixel shader for acid[/QUOTE] That would be pretty bomb, and since Minecraft uses OpenGL, whoever implements it has their work cut out for them.
This reminds me,there was a texture pack that replaced torches with joints,saplings with marijuana in a pot and replaced bread with a marijuana leaf or something.It didn't change anything else.
[QUOTE=YoMother;29794105]You should have a consequence of not taking drugs, like losing health or mining slower.[/QUOTE] That's actually a good idea. [QUOTE=killkill85;29794168]This reminds me,there was a texture pack that replaced torches with joints,saplings with marijuana in a pot and replaced bread with a marijuana leaf or something.It didn't change anything else.[/QUOTE] That was already linked in this thread.
If you can make a bong out of one block of dirt, I need to get out more
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;29793496]Esteam i think we got it already, but its a game, not a reality simulator.[/QUOTE] Okay
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