The Adventures of Dean (Sims 3 Interactive Thingymajig) - Games

[img]http://i.imgur.com/oSsgp.png[/img] This is Dean. This is [I]you.[/I] You are a socially awkward, middle class, scrawny glasses wearing male teenager. Also known as 'your typical facepunch user'. [img]http://i.imgur.com/emWke.jpg[/img] You're pretty typical. You grew up in a privelged home and played plenty of video games. Your grades were above average, however you started to lose interest around the end of high school and only just scraped through college. Through a friend you managed to find a house to move into. Its abit cramped...alot of people live here. You don't really fit in with any of them properly. [img]http://i.imgur.com/MU0n3.jpg[/img] This is George D'Rang. Been your best friend since you can remember. You remember staying up all night and playing Goldeneye with him. As you've grown up, he's moved away from games, and to an extent, you. But he's still a great mate and got you into this house. He also has a large penis. [img]http://i.imgur.com/5Axb7.jpg[/img] Katie Larking. Local freakshow. Been passed around more than...well katie larking at a frat party. Her unique fashion style is abit refreshing, too bad most of the time its on the floor of some guys bed room. You generaly fear going near her incase she has some form of air-borne herpes. [img]http://i.imgur.com/K4rIG.jpg[/img] Susan Doys. Big time feminist (read: carpet muncher). Is pretty hot. has a werid face though. She seems to be the only one aside from George who will give you the time of day. [img]http://i.imgur.com/TsAAf.jpg[/img] Brandon Doys. Susan's sister. He's a prick, used to be your high school bully. Nowadays he's an unemployed achoholic and drug abuser. He doesn't pick on your much with George around, but he always manages to exploit money out of you. [img]http://i.imgur.com/hRIyX.jpg[/img] After staring at Susans werid ass face some more, you suddenly decide to do something with your life. So, what should you do? [img]http://i.imgur.com/4cpZr.png[/img]

Kill Brandon. And if that don't work, play Goldeneye.

[QUOTE=Vaught;30237453]Kill Brandon. And if that don't work, play Goldeneye.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/sh1pl.jpg[/img] You tell him you're going to kill him. He eyes you pretty sexually., then walks away. You're not sure what happened, but after that you REALLY don't wanna go near him.

Sell everything, set the house on fire, get your own house.

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;30237570]Sell everything, set the house on fire, get your own house.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/aAYso.jpg[/img] This was a [I]really[/I] bad idea

Cook some food while the oven is on

[QUOTE=WillerinV1.02;30237653][img]http://i.imgur.com/aAYso.jpg[/img] This was a [I]really[/I] bad idea[/QUOTE] Sell the telephone first. [editline]June 3rd[/editline] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15832809/hmmmm.png[/img]

Run the hell out of the house with everyone but Brandon, leave him there to rot.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/UYEDr.jpg[/img] After several attempts to blaze the house, someone always gets to the oven to save it. Even in the morning, with everyone in their underwear, they were still alert enough to put the fire out.

Sell all the beds except yours.