Street Cleaning Simulator - Games

[h2]Street Cleaning Simulator[/h2] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qYv0t.jpg[/IMG] [release][h2]About[/h2][/release] [quote]Brush off the dirt and make a clean sweep as you embark on a career to become an accomplished street cleaner. Use your highly detailed sweeping machines to roam the city in search of muck. As your experience grows so will the tasks you have to deal with! Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator![/quote] [release][h2]Official Trailers (in HD)[/h2][/release] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6wpMcnVxZQ[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS4AyQTHCn8[/media] [release][h2]Screenshots[/h2][/release] [img]http://www.excalibur-publishing.co.uk/StreetCleaningSimulator/start_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.excalibur-publishing.co.uk/StreetCleaningSimulator/Office_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.excalibur-publishing.co.uk/StreetCleaningSimulator/Brushes_Three_500.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.excalibur-publishing.co.uk/StreetCleaningSimulator/Water_500.jpg[/img] GameSpot Live Gameplay: [url]http://uk.gamespot.com/shows/now-playing/?event=now_playing_street_cleaning_simulator2011080520110805&hd=1[/url] GameSpot User Reviews: [url]http://uk.gamespot.com/pc/sim/streetcleaningsim/players.html?tag=scoresummary%3Buser-score[/url] [release][h2]Where to buy[/h2][/release] [url=http://www.amazon.co.uk/Street-Cleaning-Simulator-PC-DVD/dp/B0051NPKS8]Amazon UK[/url] [url=http://www.play.com/Games/PC/-/4135/3402/-/19666087/Street-Cleaning-Simulator/Product.html?searchtype=genre]Play.com[/url]

I already have this game it's called Saint's Row 2 except i'm spraying vast quantities of shit instead of cleaning it up

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;31567981]I already have this game it's called Saint's Row 2 except i'm spraying vast quantities of shit instead of cleaning it up[/QUOTE] You're playing an inferior, uninspired version.

This game is an absolute masterpiece, I'm sure It'll be GOTY

To most people who buy this, it's a work tutorial :downs:

Not as good as Farming Simulator 2011.

intense

The video had me on the edge of my seat the entire time. When he extended the hydraulic brushes i thought i would cream myself.

That game engine looks amazing. Look at how realistic everything is, it looks so fun and entertaining. I can't see how people can honestly say that shit like ARMA is even close to realistic when you have motherfucking Street Cleaning Simulator. It's going to be a revolution in the way games are played and made, it will change the very perceptions of every person who has ever played a video game and show the true potential of the interactivity and choice that games were meant for. It is glorious.

I'm waiting for a soda drinking simulator.

Fucking gripping, man. The story was brilliant. Carl Wesner, a 45 year old man suffering from herpes finally got a job as a street sweeper, BUT CARS KEEP CRASHING INTO HIM. HIS LIFE TURNS ABYSMAL AND MUST COPE WITH THE DANGERS OF STREET SWEEPING. [B]A TRUE MASTERPIECE.[/B]

Finally- I can live my dream!

[QUOTE=Chekko;31568464]I'm waiting for a soda drinking simulator.[/QUOTE] It already came out, but it was boring.

*blink* *blink* Y'all fucking crazy.

"The Most fun you can have under 20mph! - IGN"

YES Finally, now my long awaited dreams of cleaning streets can become true. GOTY every year, EAs going to have to put more into Battlefield 3 if they want it to sell more.

by 2020, I expect there will be a simulator for virtually EVERYTHING

RPS on this game was sarious lolcats

[QUOTE=kozhell;31568590]by 2020, I expect there will be a simulator for virtually EVERYTHING[/QUOTE] Sex Simulator 2020 All of facepunch will have it :v:

I wonder if the player will be able to steer his vehicle off-road and scoop scores of unfortuitous pedestrians under the vehicle's massive, rotating brushes, leaving them awash in a violently clean stupor. It'd certainly be entertaining, but would also introduce a whole other paradigm of gameplay, such as triggering a police force to pursue the player after committing such a heinous crime. If not, then that would kind of break the realistic aspect of the game.

If only I wasn't so hooked on railworks and all of its extra trains I might've had time to play this

Ugh, there are so many inaccuracies with Street Cleaning Simulator. For one, the drivers uniforms don't comply to standard SCU regulation. Two, the hydraulic brush ratchets are RIDICULOUSLY huge, did they even look at a real street cleaner??? I really wish a company like Tripwire would come out with a Street Sweeper game that focuses on realism instead of just mindless and arcadey dirt collection like Street Cleaning Simulator does. It's a disgrace.

Why the dumbs? Janitor Unleashed was the best game of the genre, this street cleaning trash is rubbish in comparison.

The physics in this game are awe-inspiring, they bring GTA IV's Euphoria to shame.

Street Cleaning Simulator is sweeping its way to stores now!

now i dont have to work i can do it in my recliner thanks OP

i need this game

Aw I'm so hyped!

GOTY of all years.

I want a mining simulator, but one that lets you take on all of the major roles. Like you can operate the machinery as an underground worker, be a geologist and survey for minerals, be the head planner and decide where the mines go taking into account where the geologists tell you where the minerals are and other things, or even the company CEO making decisions involving dozens of mines around the world. Each part would have distinctly different gameplay. There would be different types of mines too, copper/zinc, coal, gold, uranium, and in different terrains like the arctic or woodland where you have to worry about the depth of lakes and shit. Basically like the Sim City 4 of mining if Sim City 4 fleshed out the driving part