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Moonbase alpha is a text-to-speech program developed by NASA to trick people into going to the moon when Obama cancels the space program to cut down on government funding of science. It's available on steam, and it's free because it's funny and nobody would ever buy it even though it's kinda fun. Here's what the crap actually happens:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8uLT_EIJjs&feature=related[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo&feature=related[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEu19Ltn8-8&feature=related[/media]
To get text-to-speech you must enable it in options!
oh boy i can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and FIX ALL THESE HOSES
GOTY. :smug:
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So awesomely optimized.
john madden john madden john madden
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Joses Joses Joses
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I'm going to see if I can host a server, if anyone is interested.
Hahaha oh god.
I've played it. It has the potential to actually be fairly decent.
A few changes:
1. Remove the damn word filter, it's useless.
2. DON'T reset the view every time you interact with something.
3. Optimize the fucking shit out of it. I mean seriously, it runs worse than GTA4 (on all low) does on my computer.
4. Votekick.
5. More scenarios/maps, not just the same map that gets harder depending on how many people are meant to play it. Also make said maps RANDOM. Every fucking time I know precisely which solar panel to replace, which to fix, etc.
That's all I can think of at the moment.
[QUOTE=Computermaster;24331021]I've played it. It has the potential to actually be fairly decent.
A few changes:
1. Remove the damn word filter, it's useless.
2. DON'T reset the view every time you interact with something.
3. Optimize the fucking shit out of it. I mean seriously, it runs worse than GTA4 (on all low) does on my computer.
4. Votekick.
5. More scenarios/maps, not just the same map that gets harder depending on how many people are meant to play it. Also make said maps RANDOM. Every fucking time I know precisely which solar panel to replace, which to fix, etc.
That's all I can think of at the moment.[/QUOTE]
6. Aliens
7. Alien weapons
:buddy:
Nooo! It crashes every time I try to host a server. Does anyone else want to host one?
Here comes another Chinese earthquake! ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
Pure fucking genius.
DAD NO PLEASE!
No one can save you now.
Ahahaha, the car bit was gold.
GOTY, all years.
ebay
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nz0Bbjyf-U[/media]
not as good as the John Madden one.
New video:
(It's in the OP now.)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEu19Ltn8-8&feature=related[/media]
I love fucking around in this with friends.
Should get a server up or something and play this.
'You're ruining everything'
'I know'
'Fuck you'
It runs well for me. :downs:
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Oh this game is gold. I haven't played it in a while, forgot how much fun the text to speech is.
This one is a blast.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndmk-WpHKP0[/media]
Holy fuck that text-to-speech is hilarious. Downloading right now.
"Daily life of a cosmonaut" is supposed to be the second video :colbert:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQKIh2ymToo[/media]
This is what happens when the Text-to-Speech stops entertaining you and you have nothing better to do. :frown:
Also I know how to crash the game for everyone with text-to-speech on, unless it was fixed
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The third video isn't even funny
Wow, insta-download.
If NASA keeps updating this and makes it a complete simulation then they can just fucking train astronauts, at least on intellect and tasks for free.
"for free. "
Huh? How does that work?
[QUOTE=Contag;24337650]"for free. "
Huh? How does that work?[/QUOTE]
People play the game willingly and learn, it's not like this is costing them billions of dollars in training.
I'm not saying this is workable as training yet, i'm just saying it could get there - and would be a dream come true for NASA.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8pYI0j4pJ4[/media]
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