Postal III in the Steam store as "Coming Soon" - Games

That's right folks, our all time favorite sadistic, and gory Osama Bin Laden murder simulator. Don't know if anyone else has noticed this yet (cause I didn't see a thread about it), but Postal III is now in the Steam store section of "Coming Soon" with the release date set to December 2011! I'm glad to see the November date set by the German and Russian sites wasn't TOO far off [release] [img]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/apps/10220/header_292x136.jpg[/img] [I][B]Good or Insane? The choice is yours. [/B][/I] [I][B] Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to it’s appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing “Green” extremism and hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn’t a much better place to live.[/B][/I] [I][B]What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-President’s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway “biker” gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?[/B][/I] [B]Key Features:[/B] [I]Edgy, satirical Running With Scissors sense of humor [/I] [I]A world of twisted parody inspired by real people, events and philosophies [/I] [I]Large, detailed, interactive environments [/I] [I]Crazy POSTAL style Vehicle gameplay [/I] [I]NPC’s react to your behavior in a variety of surprising ways [/I] [I]Multiple story paths determined by your behavior [/I] [I]Celebrity characters: Super porn star Ron Jeremy, Village People Cowboy Randy Jones, Internationally hated film director Uwe Boll and Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott [/I] [I]Appearances by other popular Running With Scissors character franchises: Krotchy, Champ and the Postal Babes, who will fight along side you (or sometimes against you!) [/I] [I]Insane new gameplay including the Helper Monkey, Grenade Cats and the BadgerSaw [/I] [I]Kill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)[/I] [/release] Threaten and flame me or discuss? Your pick. [url=http://store.steampowered.com/app/10220/?snr=1_4_4__105_1]Steam Store page link[/url] [b]Media[/b] [img_thumb]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/apps/10220/ss_1717b1a9e68afe8d4bcad0e7ef824a242f414da8.1920x1080.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/apps/10220/ss_0781110045c780bd820cca4e4268cb745d831b45.1920x1080.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/apps/10220/ss_7f7de0ceb06f341b1ab5264d4097dcae91cc5800.1920x1080.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/apps/10220/ss_6276a3b65aa2ef368ee054fac9cda3fe530ff5e7.1920x1080.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/apps/10220/ss_767f46174953c3eab43f0fbe302b6097dea692e5.1920x1080.jpg[/img_thumb] For being on the Source engine it could look alot better, but that's all up to the Level designers, Texture artists, and 3D modelers.

I read Portal and was wondering what the hell you were on about. In any case, the game looks good, but yeah, could be better.

Repost. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1137428[/url]

[QUOTE=MitchvW;33105125]Repost. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1137428[/url][/QUOTE] Oh, sorry. I did absolutely not see that after I did a word search on "Postal" through 4 pages

This is a better thread really.

The system reqs are pretty high for something that looks like it was made on generation 1 Source.

They could have chosen better screenshots, those look old as hell.

Neat, it's December 2011 now.

[QUOTE=Leather Belt;33106016]Neat, it's December 2011 now.[/QUOTE] Sad that it had to get delayed and have a period of complete silence regarding information about the game, but let's hope it was for the better and gave the devs time to improve. Rather have a delayed quality release than an early glitchy release