Board Game Online - Like Monopoly, But Without Properties and With More AIDS!
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[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/149527d71412cdc987e8139b67d5e30b.png[/img]
[url]http://www.boardgame-online.com/index.php[/url]
[b][u]What is this game?[/b][/u]
I’m glad you asked, hypothetical Facepunch user.
This is a board game in spirit only. There’s no board, but it functions similarly to one.
Every turn you roll the dice, you move and then a random event happens. This ranges from a normal shop event to everyone getting AIDS.
There are many items and abilities to use, some on players (like grenades to knock them backwards, guns to kill people, cows to stampede them and make them skip a turn) while some can be used in certain events. For example, there’s a catapult event in which almost every item in the game can be used, ranging from throwing some glass shards to harm players to throwing yourself to advance (and die.)
Another memorable event is the jukebox, which lets you choose between 6 songs from the game’s vast library of over 2000 songs.
Have fun choosing Never Gonna Give You Up every chance you get!
Also, the developers are updating almost daily with bug fixes and new features!
This game is way too complicated to summarize in a few paragraphs, so I leave the rest to you to experiment.
[b][u]Wait, how the fuck do I win?[/b][/u]
Watch your mouth, hypothetical Facepunch user, but I’m kind so I’ll tell you anyway.
There are a couple of ways to win the game:
1) Reaching the end by advancing enough
2) Collecting Eggs, Bacon, Sausages and Spam and combining them (not fully implemented yet, so you can’t really win like this)
3) Going to the pyramid, getting the treasure and escaping alive (very, very slim chance of working)
4) Randomly, with the event One in A Million Chance. Yes, really.
[b][u]Not convinced, pics or I leave.[/b][/u]
You’re really hard to convince, hypothetical Facepunch user.
This game doesn’t have much in the way of art, only the occasional pictures to go along with how badly you messed up.
But here you go:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/e78ed45ecf8bbf29a7109d55abaed9e8.png[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/25cae1d07ac94df88c4d8a7d11751b3c.png[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/485c0c26c1a3b39f5821ea43a958c6f61.png[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/d9c120cafd962178b2246537eab3489f.png[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/f9cfb88bf2467635ca671860335f7465.png[/img]
[img]http://gyazo.com/411ab8c21ffe3de17f232ccd28fae162.png[/img]
[b][u]Gameplay Video:[/b][/u]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szE_qmzavQ[/media]
I thought about posting some hints, but that will ruin the fun of the game. Try to figure stuff up yourselves before asking!
Hilarious game. Time flies by when you play it.
Random events are priceless.
You should have written about how you can have sex with either hot women or with ugly shit like Frankenstein's monster, each giving you a different title.
[editline]23rd July 2011[/editline]
Obligatory "First".
[editline]23rd July 2011[/editline]
Holy shit, I'm in the gameplay video!
Played a round, was interesting but didn't get AIDS.
[editline]22nd July 2011[/editline]
Oh god I just killed everyone but Sign.
Everyone.
Dear god what was that the fifth time we got blown up at space 0?
Oh facepunch, you're the only forum that can manage murdering each other on space 0 for 20 minutes.
Lifehole is an ass.
[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;31280544]Lifehole is an ass.[/QUOTE]
Hey man I can eat everyone for money if I want to eat everyone for money.
Board Game Online: How long can everyone stay at space zero?
Wacka Wacka, M*tha F*cka: Necromancer lifehole had a SEVERE case of the munchies! OM NOM NOM! Wackalicious!
NEW RECORD! /showoff
At the end of my last game I was known as Macho Assassin MrDestroyer. This is great.
Piss Piss Piss Sick Priest Certified :smug:
This is fun
Unbelievably fun.
[editline]22nd July 2011[/editline]
if anyone wants to join this, go ahead: [url]http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=gQJ[/url]
#elitehakor launched himself with the catapult!
#elitehakor says: THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER
#Architect says: then you die
#Kaizo says: #elitehakor dies on impact
#elitehakor crashed and died.
I may as well see what it's like while I wait for BC2 to connect me to a server.
Launched myself with a catapult 12 spaces forward and knocked myself out. Suicided and took out another person with me. Ending up with everyone having british names, except mine was german, Heinz.
Then got aids and cured it, got syphillis, cured it..went from last to first and then promptly lost almost 15 spaces before the finish block.
#Fippe Completed his quest: #Architect is dead!
#Fippe got blessed with 2 additional speed by Sir Dancelot.
#Architect says: what
#Architect says: oh so i die for anything and he gets 2 speed
#Kaizo says: fippe is off in medieval times
#Architect says: sounds fair
#Matt got molested by a gorilla. Yay.
#elitehakor says: hot
#Matt says: nooooo
#Fippe rolled 9 + 4 = 13.
#Kaizo says: me beat you off big time
#elitehakor hypnotized #Matt!
#Kaizo hypnotized #elitehakor!
#Fippe says: brothel
#Fippe says: brothel
#Matt says: motherfucker
#elitehakor says: fuck
#Fippe says: AIDS
#Matt got laughed at by a hooker and went back 11 spaces.
#elitehakor says: hahahahaha
#Kaizo says: ha
#Fippe says: haha
God I love this game.
Is the game still going at the posted link?
[url]http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=gRq[/url]
Dunno what I am doing
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I started it
[editline]23rd July 2011[/editline]
I just won a great victory
round two:
[url]http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=gRM[/url]
Barbarian #Matt found a ticking bomb...
...and threw it to Saboteur #elitehakor...
...and threw it to Barbarian #Matt...
...and threw it to Saboteur #elitehakor...
...and threw it to Barbarian #Matt...
Barbarian #Matt got knocked 13 spaces back.
Priest Piss Assassin #Kaizo says: Carebears are real!
Priest Piss Assassin #Kaizo says: 413
Necromancer Barbarian #Matt's diss card knocked Merchant Sorcerer #Socrates back 6 spaces.
Priest Piss Assassin #Kaizo resurrected thanks to Faith.
Merchant Sorcerer #Socrates used his Dark Wand to transfer all his harmful effects to Necromancer Barbarian #Matt! (Curse Of Riches)
Priest Piss Assassin #Kaizo says: aw yeah
Merchant Necromancer #FunnyGamer rolled 4 + 3 = 7.
Merchant Necromancer #FunnyGamer entered the indian village.
Merchant Necromancer #FunnyGamer jumped right over ritual fire!
Happy happy joy joy apparently drives you crazy when it plays.
How do you join a game?
Nevermind, figured it out.
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