Judge (literally) sniffs out offender who attends court with weed hidden in sock - Sensationalist Headlines

[QUOTE]Facing a charge of possession of cannabis wasn’t enough to stop 22-year-old from Hanover from turning up at court with a bag of weed in his sock. But he didn’t reckon on the judge having such a refined nose. Serbuhan G. was facing a charge of possession of marijuana after being caught in possession of 14 bags of the banned substance in March, the Hannoversche Zeitung (HZ) reported last week. Nonetheless, the 22-year-old still decided to attend his court hearing with a bag of weed hidden in his sock. During proceedings Judge Koray Freudenberg smelled something unusual in the air and asked the defendant whether he was carrying drugs. Serbuhan G. denied the accusation, but that didn't convince Judge Freundenberg, who asked a police officer to search him.[/QUOTE] [url]https://www.thelocal.de/20170823/judge-literally-sniffs-out-offender-who-attends-court-with-weed-hidden-in-sock[/url]

lmao leave it in the car you tool, ive definitely had my celebratory smoke as i drove away from possession charges but i kept my shit outside some people are too stupid

I've known idiots to go to court high, but they don't bring it with them. What are you even trying to do? Get high in the lobby afterwards?

Good god, I'm about as pro-weed as they get and this is fucking stupid. You don't bring something that smelly anywhere on certain government property, fuck I bet everyone in the room was thinking what an idiot he was. If it's good shit, it will stink up the whole courtroom(or at least a courtroom sized room), even sealed.

This just shows the levels people will go to when they're addicted to something. Let's not blame the person addicted to the substance, let's blame the shitty anti-drug laws that don't get him the help he needs in the first place. And before you start with the whole "oh I smoke weed and I'm not addicted" story, not everybody is affected by things in the same way.

[QUOTE=Conna;52607023]This just shows the levels people will go to when they're addicted to something. Let's not blame the person addicted to the substance, let's blame the shitty anti-drug laws that don't get him the help he needs in the first place. And before you start with the whole "oh I smoke weed and I'm not addicted" story, not everybody is affected by things in the same way.[/QUOTE] i dunno if addiction drove him to do this so much as idiotic arrogance

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;52607037]i dunno if addiction drove him to do this so much as idiotic arrogance[/QUOTE] I dunno, I guess we'll never know for sure.

Motherfucker, how dumb can you be?

[QUOTE=Conna;52607023]This just shows the levels people will go to when they're addicted to something. Let's not blame the person addicted to the substance, let's blame the shitty anti-drug laws that don't get him the help he needs in the first place. And before you start with the whole "oh I smoke weed and I'm not addicted" story, not everybody is affected by things in the same way.[/QUOTE] this has nothing to do with addiction lmao, it has to do with stupid motherfuckers who think theyre bulletproof. odds are he was walking away with fines, as long as he wasnt a repeat offender. he probably didnt drive himself there so he figured hed be good for 30 minutes in a court room with it in his shoe. like, ditch your shit in a bush. this is pure stupidity from a dude who was looking to take a victory lap after court. [editline]24th August 2017[/editline] like if youre gonna pull this shit it needs to be vaccum sealed and even then thats not flawless. id bet big money this dumbass had it in a ziplock sandwich bag

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;52607117]this has nothing to do with addiction lmao, it has to do with stupid motherfuckers who think theyre bulletproof. odds are he was walking away with fines, as long as he wasnt a repeat offender. he probably didnt drive himself there so he figured hed be good for 30 minutes in a court room with it in his shoe. like, ditch your shit in a bush. this is pure stupidity from a dude who was looking to take a victory lap after court. [editline]24th August 2017[/editline] like if youre gonna pull this shit it needs to be vaccum sealed and even then thats not flawless. id bet big money this dumbass had it in a ziplock sandwich bag[/QUOTE] "stupid motherfuckers who think they're bulletproof" thats rich coming from the stupid motherfucker that " definitely had my celebratory smoke as i drove away from possession charges"

[QUOTE=Megadave;52606976]Good god, I'm about as pro-weed as they get and this is fucking stupid. You don't bring something that smelly anywhere on certain government property, fuck I bet everyone in the room was thinking what an idiot he was. If it's good shit, it will stink up the whole courtroom(or at least a courtroom sized room), even sealed.[/QUOTE] That's a good pitch to a buyer though "Yo this weed is so dank the judge in the podium could smell it" :v:

[QUOTE=EcksDee;52607127]"stupid motherfuckers who think they're bulletproof" thats rich coming from the stupid motherfucker that " definitely had my celebratory smoke as i drove away from possession charges"[/QUOTE] i live in a place where the laws arent ass backwards and you get a fine for possession at most. its cool if youre not down with it but theres a difference between bringing pot into a government building in a baggie and keeping a grinder in your car where the worst thats gonna happen to you is you lose a bit of your weeks pay

It seriously baffles me that some people who are (semi-)frequent smokers do not know how to properly contain their stuff undetected. Protip for people outside of US: You can use the Kinder Surprise cylindrical box to store weed in there and it won't smell - the container is pretty sealed.

[QUOTE=CruelAddict;52607203] Protip for people outside of US: You can use the Kinder Surprise cylindrical box to store weed in there and it won't smell - the container is pretty sealed.[/QUOTE] can confirm, shit works like a charm

[QUOTE=EcksDee;52607127]"stupid motherfuckers who think they're bulletproof" thats rich coming from the stupid motherfucker that " definitely had my celebratory smoke as i drove away from possession charges"[/QUOTE] Who the fuck wouldn't? I mean at that point can they do shit? You're not on probation, so the fuck what.

[QUOTE=Megadave;52607237]Who the fuck wouldn't? I mean at that point can they do shit? You're not on probation, so the fuck what.[/QUOTE] 'smoking weed is for scumbags' most likely

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;52606966]some people are too stupid[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=No Party Hats;52606966]smoke as i drove[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Conna;52607023]This just shows the levels people will go to when they're addicted to something. Let's not blame the person addicted to the substance, let's blame the shitty anti-drug laws that don't get him the help he needs in the first place. And before you start with the whole "oh I smoke weed and I'm not addicted" story, not everybody is affected by things in the same way.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=No Party Hats;52607117]this has nothing to do with addiction lmao, it has to do with stupid motherfuckers who think theyre bulletproof. odds are he was walking away with fines, as long as he wasnt a repeat offender. he probably didnt drive himself there so he figured hed be good for 30 minutes in a court room with it in his shoe. like, ditch your shit in a bush. this is pure stupidity from a dude who was looking to take a victory lap after court. like if youre gonna pull this shit it needs to be vaccum sealed and even then thats not flawless. id bet big money this dumbass had it in a ziplock sandwich bag[/QUOTE] I'd say that this is less addiction through the drug itself and more addiction through an addictive personality like even when addicted to something it really takes a special lack of self control to apparently feel the need to take this shit into a government building. It's so obvious as to why its a bad idea that clearly something compelled him. [editline]24th August 2017[/editline] Even if he somehow forgot, how do you even think about carrying that shit around with you on you at any point in the day that you are going to court, of all things, for having it [editline]24th August 2017[/editline] this is like forgetting your bike helmet and getting a ticket and then showing up to court on your bike without a helmet on

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;52606966]lmao leave it in the car you tool, ive definitely had my celebratory smoke as i drove away from possession charges but i kept my shit outside some people are too stupid[/QUOTE] Fascinating. Could you repeat that, and do you mind speaking closer to my chest?

[QUOTE=J!NX;52607280]I'd say that this is less addiction through the drug itself and more addiction through an addictive personality like even when addicted to something it really takes a special lack of self control to apparently feel the need to take this shit into a government building. It's so obvious as to why its a bad idea that clearly something compelled him. [editline]24th August 2017[/editline] Even if he somehow forgot, how do you even think about carrying that shit around with you on you at any point in the day that you are going to court, of all things, for having it [editline]24th August 2017[/editline] this is like forgetting your bike helmet and getting a ticket and then showing up to court on your bike without a helmet on[/QUOTE] some people are just really that ridiculous. i can see why someone might -think- this plan would work but its just a totally uneducated decision that screams 'fuck opsec'. i agree with what youre saying there but i know people who seriously fiend addict style that still understand this kinda shit is braindead [editline]24th August 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=Zillamatic;52607277][/QUOTE] I mean yeah people smoke butts driving, nothing wrong with cheeching a joint on the way home [editline]24th August 2017[/editline] its super important to distinguish tolerance levels here cause for some folks yeah thatd be ggwp, youre stoned af driving but for some of us it takes a fat dab before were even feeling loosey goosey

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;52607494] I mean yeah people smoke butts driving, nothing wrong with cheeching a joint on the way home [/QUOTE] Hey you managed to get me to stop playing my Video Games to respond to this, congratulations. The difference between smoking a Ciggy and smoking a joint while driving is, one won't change your reaction time, your awareness and so on, while the other will. It's like saying "I mean yeah people drink Soft Drinks driving, nothing wrong with drinking some Beer on the way home". [quote]its super important to distinguish tolerance levels here cause for some folks yeah thatd be ggwp, youre stoned af driving but for some of us it takes a fat dab before were even feeling loosey goosey[/QUOTE] You got a point but you must remember, even the slightest stimulation to the brain from a Narcotic or Alcoholic Beverage can change the way the Brain perceives things.

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;52607494]I mean yeah people smoke butts driving, nothing wrong with cheeching a joint on the way home[/QUOTE] Yes there is absolutely nothing wrong with endangering innocent people on the road by driving under any sort of influence that diminishes your driving skill.... Do you think driving under the influence of any alcohol is ok as well? I honestly hope you get caught driving under the influence and have your license revoked, because you are clearly not responsible enough to have one.

[QUOTE=kirderf;52607564]Yes there is absolutely nothing wrong with endangering innocent people on the road by driving under any sort of influence that diminishes your driving skill.... Do you think driving under the influence of any alcohol is ok as well? I honestly hope you get caught driving under the influence and have your license revoked, because you are clearly not responsible enough to have one.[/QUOTE] It is nowhere near the same. I mean I don't do it for anxiety purposes, but anyone I've ever driven stoned with it's never affected their abilities. Call anecdotal all you want, but there is simply not enough evidence to indicate that.

[QUOTE=Megadave;52607575]It is nowhere near the same. I mean I don't do it for anxiety purposes, but anyone I've ever driven stoned with it's never affected their abilities. Call anecdotal all you want, but there is simply not enough evidence to indicate that.[/QUOTE] I checked a couple of studies, including [url=https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2722956]this one[/url], and they seem to be inconclusive on whether it does affect driving or not. But I wonder, why would you want to take the risk. If there is a possibility that it could negatively affect your driving you really should stay away from it since innocent people in the traffic are at risk. And honestly, having used my fair share of it a couple of years ago I would definitely never want to drive while high. I can say anecdotally that it made me worse at concentrating and reacting quickly

[QUOTE=Megadave;52607237]Who the fuck wouldn't? I mean at that point can they do shit? You're not on probation, so the fuck what.[/QUOTE] Yeah no, smoking is one thing, smoking while driving is another, and smoking while high is a third, even worse thing. [QUOTE=No Party Hats;52607240]'smoking weed is for scumbags' most likely[/QUOTE] Nah I'm very pro-weed

ITT: 'No Party Hats' showing how dumb he can really make himself look. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("ITT meme reply" - Mezzokoko))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;52607494] I mean yeah people smoke butts driving, nothing wrong with cheeching a joint on the way home [editline]24th August 2017[/editline][/QUOTE] Mmmm a destructive but non-intoxicating cigarette vs a recreational drug that affects state of mind. Yeah, try again.

[QUOTE=Megadave;52606976]Good god, I'm about as pro-weed as they get and this is fucking stupid. You don't bring something that smelly anywhere on certain government property, fuck I bet everyone in the room was thinking what an idiot he was. If it's good shit, it will stink up the whole courtroom(or at least a courtroom sized room), even sealed.[/QUOTE] I was on a tolerance break a while back. My friend would throw gram bags in her purse and think it didn't smell. We sealed it in 3 bags and dipped it closed inside her purse which was then in the center console and I could still pinpoint it. People don't realize just how noseblind to it you get [editline]24th August 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=No Party Hats;52607494] I mean yeah people smoke butts driving, nothing wrong with cheeching a joint on the way home[/QUOTE] If you know your tolerance and are comfortable with it, maybe, but what you just said, to the rest of the world, sounds like "lol bro I drink clear liquid in the car all the time what's it matter if it's water or vodka"

You can drive your car stoned pretty easy. Go ahead and shower the actual weed smokers with dumbs you ignorant bastards. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Cares about Ratings" - Mezzokoko))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Black Pete;52608303]You can drive your car stoned pretty easy. Go ahead and shower the actual weed smokers with dumbs you ignorant bastards.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it is pretty easily, if you regularly smoke everyday. I'm a regular pothead and I'll rate anyone dumb who brags about driving under the influence You sound dumb so that's why you get rated appropriately