Robot police officer goes on duty in Dubai - Sensationalist Headlines

[QUOTE]People will be able to use it to report crimes, pay fines and get information by tapping a touchscreen on its chest. Data collected by the robot will also be shared with the transport and traffic authorities. The government said the aim was for 25% of the force to be robotic by 2030 but they would not replace humans. [B]"We are not going to replace our police officers with this tool,"[/B] said Brig Khalid Al Razooqi, director general of smart services at Dubai Police.[/QUOTE] [URL]http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-40026940[/URL] The robot itself looks pretty cool, super friendly design as well.

I'd expect them to at least have an officer escort the robot.

[QUOTE=nerdster409;52270086]I'd expect them to at least have an officer escort the robot.[/QUOTE] Dubai isn't like a lot of other countries, you're unlikely to get a load of kids trying to push it down some stairs or vandalise it in some way or whatever, especially in the malls.

fuck the robots are here.. dr. wiley is taking over. are you next??? ARE YOU NEXT??? ITS ALREADY TOO LATE!!! THE SNIPER IS COMING!!! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitpost - Don't post dumb shit next time ok" - Reagy))[/highlight]

What are it's prime directives?

Greetings citizen, my primary directives are logging criminal activity, dispensing information, flagellation and death by stoning.

"I must go now, somewhere there is a woman showing bare ankles."

They could have just got an automatic ball pitcher loaded with rocks and saved a few million.

''My sensors indicate that this is with one hundred percent certainty absolutely HARAM.''

A long as it works, then I don't see a problem. If it helps people report crimes who would otherwise be too intimidated to report it to a person, then it's worth it.

As long as he's programmed to say "Dead or alive, you're coming with me," I'm down for this

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[img]https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/D8B7/production/_96197455_dubairobot2.jpg[/img] yeah but why'd they have to make it fucking terrifying tho

[QUOTE=Jund;52270710]yeah but why'd they have to make it fucking terrifying tho[/QUOTE]i can think of more terrifying robot designs

[QUOTE=Joazzz;52270744]i can think of more terrifying robot designs[/QUOTE] [img]https://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/58069de5c46188b5508b458b.png[/img] ohhhh yeah i feel safer already

[QUOTE=Jund;52270812] ohhhh yeah i feel safer already[/QUOTE] Hey, it could be worse... [IMG]https://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61b2e4b0d911b449d57c/1333652565847/1000w/creepyassrobot.jpg[/IMG]

that robot looks proud of himself i know he will do a great job

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they put a police cap on a Doctor Who villain and called it a day.

[video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=n4PQRpo2Wng[/video] SOON.

[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;52271471][video]https://youtube.com/watch?v=n4PQRpo2Wng[/video] SOON.[/QUOTE] I don't know. Robocop shoots rapists in the dick. This one would probably shoot the woman instead.

I like how it looks like an actually police officer instead of a massive dildo like the ones in california.

[QUOTE=Jund;52270710][img]https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/D8B7/production/_96197455_dubairobot2.jpg[/img] yeah but why'd they have to make it fucking terrifying tho[/QUOTE] I like how his head is vaguely wojak-shaped

[QUOTE]People will be able to use it to report crimes, pay fines and get information by tapping a touchscreen on its chest. Data collected by the robot will also be shared with the transport and traffic authorities.[/QUOTE] So it's basically an oversized public smartphone on wheels/surveillance system.

[QUOTE=lonefirewarrior;52271522]I don't know. Robocop shoots rapists in the dick. This one would probably shoot the woman instead.[/QUOTE] Nah, he'll wait for the men to finish, fine em, and proceed to stone the woman.

Expect Windows error sounds coming from this robot when something goes wrong [video=youtube;iqztd7uMvVI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqztd7uMvVI[/video]

Is it set up to report women when the facial recognition works on them?

Hope he can finally catch Clarence Boddicker

[QUOTE=Shirt.;52271526]I like how it looks like an actually police officer instead of a massive dildo like the ones in california.[/QUOTE] At least the giant dildos don't look like eldritch abominations.

[QUOTE=Drury;52271551]I like how his head is vaguely wojak-shaped[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/XFNA9sF.jpg[/img] honestly would be better with wojak, atleast it doesn't look as terrifying at night

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