Dad who named child 'Adolf Hitler' changes own name to Hitler (Known from Birthday Cake story)
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[quote]Isidore Heath Hitler first garnered infamy when he requested a cake with "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" for his son. He once wore full Nazi regalia to court when trying to regain custody of another child.
A US man who named his children after Nazi party figures reportedly changed his name to "Isidore Heath Hitler" on the anniversary of the end of World War II in Europe.
"It's great. My driver's license is changed over, my insurance, my registration, all that I needed is changed over," Hitler told news outlet "My Central Jersey." "I'm the new Hitler."
"I feel good about it," he said. "Now all I need is my kids back."
The self-proclaimed Nazi gained infamy in 2008 when a supermarket refused to decorate a cake with "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" for the third birthday of his son Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Shortly after the story broke, young Adolf and his two siblings JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, named after SS commander Heinrich Himmler, were moved into state care. Heinrich Hons was born later and seized by authorities within days. Hitler's daughter Eva Braun, from a different mother and named after the Nazi leader's girlfriend, was also taken into state care.
Authorities cited domestic abuse rather than poor name choice for their decision. He was later sentenced to jail for domestic violence.
Hitler once turned up to family court in a Nazi uniform when trying to regain custody of his children, saying a good judge would see what was in the inside rather than what was on the outside.
"Prisoners get to see their children, murderers get to see their children. What's so horrible about being a Nazi?" Hitler was quoted as saying by the "New York Post."
"I just want to be a dad. I just want to prove I'm a good father, because I am ... So what if I'm a Nazi, who cares?"
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What a thoughtful and caring father!
JoyceLynn Aryan Nation lmfao
Poor kids. Their father obviously relishes the attention given to him by the media.
[QUOTE=;52213649]"Prisoners get to see their children, murderers get to see their children. What's so horrible about being a Nazi?"[/QUOTE]
Well at least his standard of self evaluation is on point.
[QUOTE=Rainboo;52213993]Well at least his standard of self evaluation is on point.[/QUOTE]
They are convicted and are in prison though, and aren't responsible for raising their children anymore.
[QUOTE]"I feel good about it, [that he changed his name to Hitler]" he said. "Now all I need is my kids back."[/QUOTE]
dem priorities.
[quote]"I just want to be a dad. I just want to prove I'm a good father, because I am ... So what if I'm a Nazi, who cares?"[/quote]
Because after naming your kids Adolf Hitler and Aryan Nation, you can totally still be a good dad!
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I just want to be a dad. I just want to prove I'm a good father, because I am ... So what if I'm a Nazi, who cares?
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Dude, you're literally hitler
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;52214058]Because after naming your kids Adolf Hitler and Aryan Nation, you can totally still be a good dad![/QUOTE]
That's not the reason they took the kids away
[QUOTE=DeEz;52214107]That's not the reason they took the kids away[/QUOTE]
Oh, I know.
I'm just saying that anyone who's enough of a piece of shit to name his kids like that isn't even fighting an uphill battle, it's more like a steep cliff.
The names are so bad that I kinda think he should be tried for them. I know it's not the war crimes he would hope for but there is definitely a crime in forcing a child to respond to "Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie"
Like I wonder which part of her name she'll keep when she can change it herself :v:
[QUOTE]Dad who named child 'Adolf Hitler' changes own name to Hitler[/QUOTE]
Hitler Hitler
[quote]Hitler once turned up to family court in a Nazi uniform when trying to regain custody of his children, saying a good judge would see what was in the inside rather than what was on the outside.[/quote]
Probably one of the funniest sentences I've ever read
in finland you can't even have a name of the opposite sex but in the us you can literally name yourself adolf hitler
in a way im jealous
[QUOTE=Saturn V;52216354]in finland you can't even have a name of the opposite sex but in the us you can literally name yourself adolf hitler
in a way im jealous[/QUOTE]
Freedom is being able to name your baby girl Adolf Hitler.
[QUOTE=DeEz;52214107]That's not the reason they took the kids away[/QUOTE]
It should [I]certainly[/I] be included though imo
At that point he's turned their public lives into hell until they can legally change their names.
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;52216374]I want the guy to move here[/QUOTE]
I wonder how that would work? I know it's illegal to call a child Hitler in Germany, but is it illegal to just have the name already?
I really feel bad for these children; people are probably going to keep making fun of their names and probably assume they're nazis, even though they may not turn out to have the same ideology as their dumb father.
There should be, imo, a list of names that are legal. People shouldn't be allowed to ruin their children's life by calling them something stupid like "Adolf Hitler".
Can someone in the U.S. call his/her child "Garbage", for example? If so, that should be illegal, imo.
Literally Hitler.
[QUOTE=Rainboo;52213993]Well at least his standard of self evaluation is on point.[/QUOTE]
Hmm, [I]hmm[/I]... I wonder what's the difference between a Murderer and a Nazi.
Oh, yeah. Six Million.
[QUOTE=Reflex F.N.;52216598]I really feel bad for these children; people are probably going to keep making fun of their names and probably assume they're nazis, even though they may not turn out to have the same ideology as their dumb father.
There should be, imo, a list of names that are legal. People shouldn't be allowed to ruin their children's life by calling them something stupid like "Adolf Hitler".
Can someone in the U.S. call his/her child "Garbage", for example? If so, that should be illegal, imo.[/QUOTE]
Actually, yes, you can.
I heard once a kid got named Spatula
So anything goes I guess.
[quote]"I just want to be a dad. I just want to prove I'm a good father, because I am ... So what if I'm a Nazi, who cares?"[/quote]
i hope that this guys kids never have to see this cunt again until he realises hes an idiot.
[quote]Hitler once turned up to family court in a Nazi uniform when trying to regain custody of his children, saying a good judge would see what was in the inside rather than what was on the outside.
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If I was a judge and some random cunt walked in like this I would piss my pants laughing.
[quote] "I'm the new Hitler."[/quote]
Then why not follow your leader and kill Hitler for the rest of us
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