Police Had to Cut Their Interrogation Short After a Suspect Refused to Stop Farting

[Toybasher]

[URL]http://time.com/5019648/missouri-man-police-interrogation-farts/[/URL]

[QUOTE](KANSAS CITY, Mo.) — A police interrogation of a Kansas City man charged with drug and gun offenses ended prematurely when an investigator was driven from the room by the suspect’s excessive flatulence.

A detective reported that when asked for his address, 24-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. “leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering.”

The Kansas City Star reports that Sykes “continued to be flatulent” and the detective was forced to quickly end the interview.

Sykes appeared in court Monday, charged with being a felon in possession of three firearms and possession with intent to sell cocaine. The charges stem from police traffic stops this month and in September in Kansas City, Missouri.

The federal public defender’s office hasn’t responded to an Associated Press email seeking comment Friday.
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[JerryAnderson]

Note to self: If I ever become a drug dealer, get about ten dollars worth of burritos from Taco Bell, and maybe a bottle of laxatives going before a major deal.

It's a perfect plan to delay the interrogation until I can shit myself into a coma and escape when I come back.

[ZCaliber]

He was then charged with obstruction of justice.

[Jimmyjohn]

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;52879299]so you either shit all over the interrogation room or you shit on your contact[/QUOTE]

The perfect crime.

[The bird Woman]

Next up on CSI Kansas..

[ieptav]

[i]The detective knew as he left the interrogation room that his whole story stank.[/i]

[matt000024]

i wonder if this was all part of his plan or if it was accidental...

[MightyLOLZOR]

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;52879299]so you either shit all over the interrogation room or you shit on your contact[/QUOTE]

This story is making me picture someone in an interrogation room covered in shit, slipping on shit, and banging on the door trying to get out. The whole room is just shit.

[john711]

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;52882099]This story is making me picture someone in an interrogation room covered in shit, slipping on shit, and banging on the door trying to get out. The whole room is just shit.[/QUOTE]

So...Ya mean like [video=youtube;u3qBYJ2Qgvs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3qBYJ2Qgvs&t=2m12s[/video]?

[Sableye]

they shoulda done "good cop, gassy cop" in return

[genkaz92]

[QUOTE=Sableye;52882332]they shoulda done "good cop, gassy cop" in return[/QUOTE]

The only case which was ever solved by the detective out farting the suspect.

[karbine]

I think they just had the wrong cop for the job

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