Man who used anglerfish stomach to masturbate ends up in hospital - Sensationalist Headlines

[quote]In a series of posts on 2channel, the anonymous masturbator from Japan told users that he works with anglerfish on a regular basis, and decided to wank with the fish’s stomach out of ‘curiosity’.[/quote] Source [B]HAS PICS OF FISH STOMACHS[/B] [url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148[/url] [quote]Despite this less-than-positive experience, the man said he was keen to try masturbating with a dead squid.[/quote] To Be Continued?

What sort of thought process makes you go, "yeah, I've been working with this fish for a while, let's try to whack off with it's stomach and see how it goes" :huh:

That can't be very hygienic even after disinfecting it

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;53153378]What sort of thought process makes you go, "yeah, I've been working with this fish for a while, let's try to whack off with it's stomach and see how it goes" :huh:[/QUOTE] man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

Surely somewhere down the line, he must've thought this idea was fishy.

Now that's what I call a gut-wrenching headline.

He's just going to have to stomach the fact that it was a bad idea to begin with.

"i will now pleasure myself with this fish"

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;53153370]Source [B]HAS PICS OF FISH STOMACHS[/B] [url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148[/url][/QUOTE] Man that anglerfish stomach sure makes me horny, that's just the epitome of sexiness

why?

[QUOTE=Kahgarak;53153475]why?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]anonymous masturbator from Japan[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The golden;53153533]This is right up there with the backpackers who snorted that random powder they found in the woods and date-rape drugged themselves. .... just why?[/QUOTE] I remember one time as a kid, me and my friends were walking home from school, when we found a bunch of white and blue pellets as a pile on the road. We had no idea what they were, and my friends even tried eating them to see if they were candy/drugs (drugs are cool so of course they had to try) but I didn't try them because they just looked like plastic to me, which is what I assume it was :v: Kids are curious/dumb, and some people don't really grow up.

[QUOTE]Despite this less-than-positive experience, the man said he was keen to try masturbating with a dead squid.[/QUOTE] Can we stop this man? I mean [QUOTE]masturbator[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Talvy;53153639]Can we stop this man? I mean[/QUOTE] he's too powerful to be stopped

[QUOTE=James xX;53153403]Now that's what I call a gut-wrenching headline.[/QUOTE] Don't you mean wenching?

[QUOTE=Kahgarak;53153475]why?[/QUOTE] It's not a question of why it's a question of why not [editline]23rd February 2018[/editline] And because of this brave hero we know why not :v:

yucky

Why do internet articles use japaneese /b/ threads as sources now is what I'm really curious about

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;53153542]I remember one time as a kid, me and my friends were walking home from school, when we found a bunch of white and blue pellets as a pile on the road. We had no idea what they were, and my friends even tried eating them to see if they were candy/drugs (drugs are cool so of course they had to try) but I didn't try them because they just looked like plastic to me, which is what I assume it was :v: Kids are curious/dumb, and some people don't really grow up.[/QUOTE] The closest to this and the OP that I've heard of was some kid at my school who used to stick his dick in action figures with wide open mouths.

click the article. he wore the stomach like a glove lmao

McChicken 2:Fish Gut Boogaloo

He shoved two hammers up his ass

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;53153771]He shoved two hammers up his ass[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE]Those poncy types at the Guardian and the Times must be weeping into their shorthand pads. They would kill for the day in the office when they could write: "It’s believed he caught a parasitic infection during his wank."[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=jechtman;53153388]Surely somewhere down the line, he must've thought this idea was fishy.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure what [I]angle[/I] you can look at this from and not think it is. I don't know how he even [I]stomached[/I] it in the first place. Guy seems like a bit of a jerk.

The Shape of Water (2017)

I'm glad we have a masturbation scientist out there risking his life for the sake of research. Bless this man.

Every pandemic movie starts with some clown doing shit like this..

[media]https://youtu.be/gipb-w2ZQGM[/media] 7:36 onward I think I found the culprit

Despite how anglerfish look, they're actually rather tasty I tried the liver before, good stuff